I’M SO VIOLENT AND SICK IN THE HEAD. I CAN’T TELL IF I WANNA KILL MY OPS OR FUCK EM.

i can’t talk about sports gambling anymore without sounding like a crank but i do believe legalized sports gambling is like 15-20% responsible for our current dystopia

Post your main and a Dracula Flow line to go with them "I GOT TO WHERE I AM TODAY THROUGH VIOLENCE. I'M THANKFUL FOR IT."

LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.

Tucker Carlson is siding with MTG, so this should be even more interesting than I first thought. Between this and the Heritage Foundation blowup, dude is doing more to tank MAGA than most Democrats.

Living by the sword: yes, hahaha, this rules Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

made a similar point on the opinions podcast this week in response to the idea that epstein is a dead end. not only are actual voters interested in this but it divides the gop and puts pressure on the president. it would be political malpractice to treat it as a sideshow

They gone teach him Guilty Gear

He tried to lie to the arresting officers about where he worked so Border Patrol supervisor wouldn't find out. We won't know if he would actually have been fired, though, because he went off and overdosed. lbpost.com/news/isaiah-...

The Border Patrol agent was the same one seen arresting a US citizen in Los Angeles at a Walmart

Meanwhile, MAGA is still pretending that trans women are the real bathroom threat.

Bill Oakley shared this sad news on Twitter, hadn’t seen it here yet: Dan McGrath has passed away. A fantastic writer for SNL, Simpsons, Mission Hill (he wrote many fan’s favorite episode), King of the Hill, The PJs, and Gravity Falls. Any comedy nerd of the last 40 years knows so much of his work

An absolute triumph for the "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards" set.

Trump has to remain able to at least bluff that he can make a head roll on demand and he can't make MTG's head roll

this one is a mistake

Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

LOL

The shutdown was an excuse, not a reason, to go after SNAP. SNAP recipients have to re-apply either every 6 months or year. Onerous process, with almost no fraud. There are no shutdown-related requirement for SNAP renewal. But it would predictably result in low-income families going hungry.

Been laughing at this for about 10 minutes.

I will no doubt read and enjoy all your very good Nuzzi jokes, but I also want to say earnestly, so many of us (myself included) are on the verge of being pushed out of this industry and it's genuinely so dispiriting to see the worst among us, ethics-wise, get such preferential treatment.

No exaggeration that this title fundamentally changed my relationship with video games.

A lot of people are going to walk away from the Ghislaine Maxwell coverage with the impression that our prison system isn’t punitive enough but I’d say it highlights how most everyone else is treated with *deliberate* cruelty.

Do you know how many people tried to argue with me that SNK's new owners were good for the company because now SNK had money? Now they're owned by someone evil AND they have no money.

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

Valve understands that gay trans people buy video games and right-wing weirdos just watch Asmongold streams and dump their income on Kirsche’s Throne

Btw Musk also went to bat for him even after this allegation was known. And let's be real his nomination only died cause everyone hates him not because of this scandal

Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"

just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car he was married at the time

FGC folks - this is who bought EVO, runs the Esports World Cup, and is throwing obscene amounts of money at Fatal Fury / SNK games. We cannot support this. Few things in this world are untouched by evil, but this is a very unambiguous case for a boycott. www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

jeffrey epstein spent thanksgiving *2017* with President Donald Trump at Mar a Lago and we only know this now i'm going to go insane

Dem wins: *Minibus funds food stamps, veterans and Congress through Sept. 30. *Shutdown RIFs reversed and no more RIFs at least through Jan. 30. *Promise of a vote, but not an outcome on ACA extension in Senate in December. (Many Republicans already promising to kill it.)

*Government will reopen *ACA subsidies NOT extended, causing premiums to rocket for 24M+ *A bunch of Republican senators could net millions in taxpayer dollars for themselves, with at least one hoping to net more than $1M. *Intoxicating hemp banned *Govt could shut again 1/31

House passes bill to reopen govt 222-209

Do people remember that this same NYT reporter solicited a $30,000 donation from Jeffrey Epstein for a Montessori school and then got pushed out of the Times by Ellen Pollock shortly after? And he refused to share Epstein's contact info with another NYT reporter assigned to do the piece about him.

Lutnick is the current Secretary of Commerce and Epstein sent this email three months before he died.

They lionize Woodward who had Trump in a knowing lie about COVID in February 2020 and saved it for 2021 for his book. That's their -hero-

nothing to see here, just Donald Trump's top henchmen summoning members of congress to a secure room where they can't be record that is sometimes used for ordering people killed in order to persuade them not to release the Epstein files

This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.

Epstein seems to have been the Forest Gump of sex crimes

Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

a lot has been written about how elected republicans are no longer the people who use right wing media to rile up the base, they are the most rabid consumers of that media themselves sometimes that has very funny results

Adelita Grijalva sworn in

3300 people. the federal government has disappeared over 20 people a day for almost half a year

two possibilities, both impossible to dismiss: 1) The Trump White House views the Epstein files as such a threat to its survival they must be discussed in a secure room 2) Leavitt has no idea what the situation room is and thinks its just a figure of speech