I block about it.

@authorwinifred.blacksky.app Can’t reply directly to your meme post, but I wanted to make sure you had this gem

ok this one’s a little niche but if you get it, you get it

They will try to censor porn. They will use those rules to then censor anything and everything else 1 inch at a time. You need to support porn and you need to do it vocally. The Internet (and all other media types) you save will be your own.

I swear. I don’t care if you watch or use porn. If you are in the Internet you need to support porn. Without porn most of the Internet you love wouldn’t have happened and wouldn’t be happening. Porn makes the wheels go round. Not that enough ppl pay for theirs but that’s a diff issue. (Cont)

Babe are you ok? You've hardly ruined your workplace today

Many thanks to @rude1.blacksky.team for doing the work. As a self-identifying Dirty White Person, I didn't realize just how much I'd missed having genius shit like "flour rangers" cross my timeline #NoPurposeFlour

SPOILERS FOR FRANKENSTEIN the real monster was dr frankenstein

nothing more natural than squeezing a plastic udder to get e.g. barbecue sauce out of. stop being weird

Hey folks! I know people are stretched a little thin right now but I wanted to boost this fundraiser for @siwc.bsky.social -- which as some may know cancelled this year so as to avoid crossing the picket line for the con hotel staff. (But now they are broke!) Shares appreciated!

Sigh We grew up with heavy duty plastic water hose drinking water, jungle juice, penny candy, and chips. We didnt eat red m&ms. We double dutched under power lines, over hyperthermia needles. Yeah, we persevered. Kinda. Now we are dying of eleventeen cancers. We never had a chance.

hey georgia, early voting is happening now -- please vote out the shitty republicans who keep increasing our electricity bills for no reason and show them we can kick them to the curb if they don't work for the people!!!!!! find your early voting precincts here: mvp.sos.ga.gov/s/

Now that I’m in my 40s I guess I just tend to my barren loins & spin yarn by the fireside from now on.

guys I didn’t know how much I loved waffles until somebody on this bad website invoked waffles for evil purposes

You guys can’t have waffles. Waffles are for *us*

People have asked if this is like white people wearing kente cloth but now that I know that it's a specifically Bukharian garment I'd say it's like white people wearing kente cloth at an event for Egyptians because "hey, it's African right?"

Here's a fun one - a lot of animals have an etymology you can drill down on, like how some sharks were "Sea-weasels" above, but Y'all Ducks have always been ducks.

One of the worst parts about adulthood is the fact that stuff just be happening. No notice, no warning. One day you’re good, the next you have to pivot because of something that fell into your lap, unsolicitedly. It’s wild.

How can we help preserve these specimens ? Can international societies step up with governments to have them shipped and stored elsewhere? Can we do fundraisers for this? 🧪 This is no joke. These strains are vital to keep going

no you don’t understand they are not “my demons” they are just me

I appreciate this person retaking doge for the people.

tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

“you cannot kill me in a way that matters” is something i think about…idk, constantly?

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My "following" feed is filled with folks subskeeting things but I almost never know wtf they're talking about and for that, I am very grateful

One thing I really love about @victorlavalle.bsky.social 's writing is his optimism. Yes I know how that sounds given his tales, but I fr mean it!

Our 13 year old asked to watch the Shining with me for New Year’s Eve. His first time. Wendy Torrance has the right spirit as 2025 begins. In the face of merciless opponents, keep swinging.

We have entire civics classes on how ethics are needed and how lack of ethics are an awful thing resulting in awful things everywhere...and now whats left of the ethics are just sorta gone

Filthy hobbitses Christmasesss we hatesss them my preciousss

STOP FUCKING WITH BATS

MERRY FOXMAS! a huge amount of redwood fell on my house in the last storm, and some of it is now available for adoption. hand-carved with non-powered tools, ethical, sustainable (again: fell on my house). $50 each includes domestic U.S. shipping.

To me, nothing is funnier than this. Everything competes with scrunched up Kermit

They haven't invented an AI that can do what we do as poorly as we do it.

@nameshiv.bsky.social okay, how many people have sent this headline to you so far? www.theguardian.com/science/2024...

Anyway do people want to see the photo that @mattfnwallace.bsky.social said was the best thing p. much ever (Guess how many times I got bitten trying to get this cozy winter sweater on him) (I told him to "Try to be seasonable" and he bit me for saying that too)

My Thanksgiving thoughts on the blog. blackgirlinmaine.com/commentary/g...

imo path is super clear tho. protect election integrity, get involved in that system locally everywhere. Long as regime cannot rig the ballot box, organisation has a purpose. Else its a whoooole diff ballgame.

Your "I am eager to set my kitchen on fire" posts are raising no questions, honestly. We know. That's why we do this every year.

This Knife Ghost fanart is everything. Thank you, Jordan!

if youre alive and show up, you get candy. If youre dead and show up, you get double candy for the extra effort

The odds of seeing a CPSC-inspired Halloween costume are low, but never zero.

Lets be clear Columbus was a white man and we know this because nobody else would be getting 600 years of hype for being in the exact opposite part of the world from where he thought he was instead of being treated as an embarrassment, the standards are never this low for anyone else

i understand the joke but the personal and physical risks these students are taking are so great the Onion would literally exist in India for about 17 seconds before shutting shop. Theyre doing this without 1st amendment protections- or any real legal shield in a country run by a literal nazi

They want no non white people. That's the whole cake and all the ingredients. Everything else is just marketing

it is so dang funny to me that there is this cultural pressure for artists to be modest about their art. 'you cant say your own book is five stars' WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO RATE IT FOUR? buckaroo if you create ANYTHING from your heart it has all the grand cosmic uniqueness you do. CELEBRATE YOURSELF

Teacher: this is an E Kid: what if it’s an F behind an L Teacher: no it's just an E Kid: how can u be sure [3 am] Teacher: *wide awake* how can u be sure

Brianna Wu didn't speak for us when she was pretending she wasn't one of us and she doesn't speak for us now. Literally, I do not care why you transition. Transition for any reason you want. I've got your back. 💜