This article is an incredible time capsule. www.nytimes.com/1977/08/17/a...

There’s no way Trump knows the difference between Sabrina and Sydney

*watching song of the sea with my kids* that dad is voiced by a famous actor, he was mad-eye moody. In real life he’s the dad of the guy who played bill weasley, who was also in a show where he killed Michael Scott from the office and is now on the new office show where he’s the new Michael Scott

can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport

rip achilles you would have been terrible at DDR

Your Thanksgiving gravy tastes better when you use union mushrooms. Let's give a huge thanks to workers like "Adan" who harvest mushrooms for Monterey Mushrooms under a UFW contract. On an average day, he picks 240-280 of the blue baskets you see in this vid. #WeFeedYou

If RFKj could cry what would the consistency of the tears be? I bet viscous

Reminder if you are not fat do not say let me be clear

Today was the day Zohran Mamdani finally became president

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Frankenstein (2025) is about attachment strategy

muppet starship troopers could fix us

Anyone: How are you? Me, waking up every day in 2025:

icymi in 1937 Leadbelly wrote the couplet "Home of the brave, land of the free / don't wanna be mistreated by no bourgeoisie"

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

magnolia seeds for you

Heterosexuals would rather find love than go to therapy

cardinal sins are transgressions committed by red birds

I am going to be distraught if it turns out that very many people think the word “barely” means “almost”

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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

David’s drawings are so wonderful. If you are a Simpsons fan, check this out and consider supporting!

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

One thing to do, especially if you’re a science writer or editor, is when you have occasion to mention the names of the discoverers of the structure of DNA, just say “Watson, Crick, and Franklin.” No one can stop us, and it is correct.

Remember when Louis CK had a character on his show say that Trump wanted the presidency so bad that “maybe we just give it to him” That was so cute

They really have aged a lot between seasons 1 and 5

here is my story about how Zohran's focus on community amid the loneliness epidemic helped young people connect their politics to an organizing infrastructure, that interviewed ZM, and does not use the NYT's framing of "they don't know how to make friends" :-) and also ran 4 days before NYT's lol

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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

if you want to know what happened to Teen Vogue yesterday, my work wife @allegrak.bsky.social — who ran our politics section for 6 years until this past June — said it all in this. can't even pull out a favorite part til I sign my separation letter lol, just read the whole thing.

ICE appears to be in the Dodger Stadium parking lot again, if you're nearby.

bring back Andy Richter Controls the Universe

“Were you born in a barn?” always confused me bc you don’t leave barn doors wide open; then I realized when people say this, they mean “you are a fucking animal”

i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife

it’s mookie like cookie, not mookie like kooky, y/n?

I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it

Has everyone heard that Reading Rainbow is coming back and that Mychal the librarian is hosting?? 🤗🌈🤗

Flying halfway around the world so a drunk guy can make a speech about how you’re too fat is only okay if it’s a destination wedding

If you haven’t seen The Aviator, or haven’t seen it since before you knew who Adam Scott was, you are underestimating how big a part Adam Scott plays in the Aviator. It’s Leo and then Adam Scott in this movie

Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect

Let’s mock them still

Be not afraid.

We don’t talk enough about the fact that Adam Scott is in The Aviator.