ONCE AGAIN MY TIME TO SHINE BABYYYY

welp time to break out the Emotional Support Coal Mining Album again

Leicester Cathedral has a new audio guide, and l'm delighted to announce that I'm the narrator. Swing by sometime and let me (well... my voice) show you around!

12/10 humaning here web.archive.org/web/20250809...

You fill out my census Like a Knight eating porridge Like a mountaineers sing time Like a duck named Lorraine Like a worm eating breakfast Like a cheap Billy Ocean You fill out my census Don’t film me again RS

Baby moorhens, also known as swimming pompoms, seen on the canal this morning. Two adults also in attendance. #UKCanals

Honeyfuggle [HUHN-ee-FUHG-uhl] *Also honeyfackle, honeyfugle, honeyfogle* (v.) -To flatter or sweet-talk to get what you want. -To wheedle, blandish or cajole; to ballyhoo. Used in a sentence: “Oh, sweetie, if you think you can honeyfuggle me with your your mellifluous compliments—think again!”

🎶 but how they dreamed of the ocean the children the clung to the stories we’d told like a thing they could hold youtu.be/RAUS6iRIiCM?...

#pixelart #artpost

We are at Loggerheads. Literally

got to see the Hookers in Denver over the weekend, and it was an absolute delight as always y'all should check them out if you don't know them

🎶now more clearly I can see I ain't got no need to leave cos I laugh with the sinners that I used to hear and I waltz with the demons that I used to fear youtu.be/1vvPgR-qyOA?...

Scorpio: Don't start a garden. Don't dig in your yard. Do not unearth the sins of the past.

🎶 Now you're the skipper and your own damn boss, and the boss gets lonely, too But don't you be thinking that any young buck is the best that you can do Jenny, let the damn fool go youtu.be/TkBXhbYif9s?...

🎶 and where will I go? and where can I stay? you've knocked down the skid row and hauled it away youtu.be/suzr_hIjhag?...

It's St Swithun's Day, have a poem where he's grumpy about the way he was buried, and was actually really happy when Winchester Cathedral started to sink because it was built without foundations.

been training as a piano tuner and I JUST SUCCESSFULLY SET EQUAL TEMPERAMENT pianos are silly I'm so pleased

🎶 and she says don't get me wrong about you and me I just can't figure out what we're supposed to be youtu.be/egwVnZowS20?...

Hello! It's no doubt partly due to my spectacularly poor marketing skillz, but sales of prints have been pretty woeful of late. So if you are after a gloomy antidote to all this pesky fine weather and sunshine etc, do have a gander. Reposts also much appreciated. sarahcoomershop.etsy.com

310) Coasterbot. Waddles back and forth across the table just below any hovering drinks and catches them wherever they're placed down with a contented sigh as it folds its legs away. #SmallRobotsRemastered

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Scorpio: A close friend will let you down this week. Tell them how you feel. Or silently seethe about it until one of you dies.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Scorpio: Today is a day of good health and fortune (for others; for you, nothing but sorrow).

ok so crokinole

General Hardware is everyone's favorite Morris side, I don't make the rules www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCoK...

Hey good news, I just learned about this fish

Brand new episode out today! S4/E4 – Roud 34: THE BROOMFIELD WAGER Historical guest: Brian Peters Singer guest: @rachaelmcshane.bsky.social Available from wherever you get your podcasts.

roooooooough

Yes, bugs is shrimps and I'll tell you all about it!

BORDER MORRIS BORDER MORRIS BORDER MORRIS (we used to have a border side and it's starting up again and I am v i b r a t i n g with excitement)

*deep breath* Okay, bluesky. It's been a tough weekend for the whole damn world, even me. I performed 6 hours of fiddle this weekend and it's only been 12 days since surgery. I'm gonna need y'all to remember the Rules. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brq-...

this match ended up completely wild two of the silliest wickets I've ever seen back to back came down to the very last ball very nearly had a super over T20 is so great y'all

MAJOR LEAGUE CRICKET IS BACK BY THE WAY I shouted at friends individually last night, but the Unicorns absolutely ran truck and it was fantastic *151 runs* and *19 sixes* absolutely bonkers

bought groceries today and then also proceeded to *cook* them, so you could say I'm on a roll

perennial sentiment

Have you seen our amazing riso prints by @juleshroom.bsky.social ? Now you have! grab one here 🌊🦆 campmustelid.shop

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Polis has gone out of his way to make clear that he doesn't have a future in office in this state. He's told us who he is eighty times over.

New episode out today! S4/E2 - Roud 32: KEMPY KAY Guest: @helenlindley.bsky.social Available from wherever you get your podcasts.

NOM

Lead character memorable traits in the Wars of The Roses #AlevelHistory we’ll be glad when it’s all over !

Today is International Sex Workers' Day. The criminalization of sex work increases the risk of harm to sex workers -- including harm from arrest, jailing, conviction, stigmatization, violence, and exploitation. Sex work should be decriminalized.

🎶 and my heart was colder when you'd gone and I lost my head let's live while we are young youtu.be/zNaM-N1NdGo?...

🎶 and they called it the herrin' that came in with the tide take it away and don't delay

🎶 I’ll hug you like a mountain I’ll hug you close to me I’ll hug the cage in you youtu.be/4IPKb_8WDO0?...

ok this has been in my head all week (specifically the belty version that got sung at the Morris ale) so here you go youtu.be/cJK05bp4OLw?...

Scorpio: Have some fun this week, because by the end, you’ll be floating through the void in a two dimensional space prison.

one thing I learned at the Midwest Morris Ale is that the venn diagram of trombonists/melodeon players/Morris dancers is a circle that I am in

my friend Barry just dropped his EP and it's FIRE y'all see also this delightful little thing inspired by "what if Farmer's Curst Wife but in reverse" youtu.be/mp4yFNcrpZo?...