my wife out there winning the #carryshitolympics gold medal for school snacks

An incredible thread of people losing their minds at the idea of enforcing speed limits 🧵

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This is incredible

send help my synology power supply died and now my lights don’t work since home assistant is not running.

listen we may have lost our family business, made our kids miserable, had to live in a barn with goats and lost $50,000 to a local Russian slumlord, but at least we dont have to see gay people in public

Brendan Carr is a dummy, you might say

What if dropping your kid off in the morning was something you actually looked forward to? 🌳🎶☀️🚲 “Bikes deliver the freedom auto ads promise” – @tomflood.bsky.social

yo this guy is cooking

Hate traffic? Support transportation infrastructure that gives people viable options to not use a car and watch the congestion ahead evaporate.

My "radical" take is that this should be standard and unremarkable.

“Sidewalks are car infrastructure” I have always lived in the United States so this is hard to accept but it’s true. Look closely. No curbs.

who says you need a truck to tow? #cargobike #biketowherever

children are born pedestrians yet everywhere kept in cars

need to speak my truth for a bit. one of the worst things about modernity is guys pissing at a urinal while texting

A very simple framework for going through life is that racists are stupid and most of their ideas and actions are easily explained by stupidity

110% of my capacity for foresight is telling me The Bird Shast will be what I end up remembering as my all time favorite thing LLMs ever gave me. @davidpierce.xyz @reckless.bsky.social @joannastern.bsky.social

Never has any leader had so many people wanting to make the argument that “not wearing any clothes actually makes the emperor better dressed if you think about it.”

This chart showing 80% of Americans think it’d be great if more of us worked in factories, while just 20% would actually work in a factory, applies to much of the fake populist promise They celebrate farmers but don’t want to farm, miners but don’t want to mine, soldiers but don’t want to fight etc

It is very important to remember that anyone attracted to overt racism is usually stupid

There’s a saying that you should never ascribe to malice what can be explained by incompetence, but the thing that saying misses is just how truly bad it is when it’s actually both malice AND incompetence

the dumbest timeline

They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.

It’s so beautiful! 😍😍😍

…and then he used the Ram charger 2500 to flatten the neighbor’s child because no one can see over the obscenely lifted grill and hood

This is the type of simple reallocation of space that would help rural America. Slows down vehicles with narrow lanes whole providing a 2-way bikeway. There are so many streets in Hood River County that could go this way.

Like the only way to read this is that a guy who is not the President said “you may break the law for a while and I won’t punish you when I become President” and everyone said, sure, good enough

put on deodorant for the first time this year. must be time to go back to work.

As ever, the loss of something good and useful for Americans is framed as a loss for Democrats — in the mass media, everything becomes just a political football to be kicked back and forth instead of examined for its impact on everyday citizens regardless of political party.

Mister Rogers never misses

If a city can make room for a man commuting alone in an F-150, they can make room for cargo bikes.

Anyway, alcohol was fun in my younger years, but it doesn't translate to the life I want to live now. If I can do it, anyone can do it. It's an addictive poison that society has normalized, often in excess, and you have to make this decision for yourself. My 2 cents. Good luck if you try it.

I knew a lot of corporations were bending over backwards to suck up to Trump and appeal to his voters, but this is a bit much.

might be the thing I miss most from my last house

Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface

tired: earthquake twitter wired: tsunami bluesky

thanksgiving: american excess exemplified. even if I wasn’t vegan I like to think I would still be repulsed by the overeating and food waste. and it’s all to celebrate how our ancestors took and took and took things that did not belong to them

"I can see so much better from up here" Ban all personal ownership of non-work oriented vehicles. Modern Light Duty Trucks are more dangerous, harmful, and wasteful than ever before. They are a blight on our roads and our neighborhoods. The world is laughing at you. 🚫Light Duty Trucks🚫

There's a backstory to this tweet if you'll indulge me.

Every AI product or application advertised on TV opens with the premise, "you, hog that you are, are very obviously too stupid to write even a brief email. Well great news, asshole." Thank you for solving all the problems I have doing basic stuff with your application that does them weirder/worse!

Welcome new Bluesky users! Here are some rules for how to use the platform: 1. Ban Cars

When your kid is ready to join war on cars

the world sucks but at least we have another social network