I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

i hope some other country decides to abduct and imprison our president next

don’t mind me, just doing a little bit of insider trading before the war crimes

At this point, if a Democratic presidential candidate wants my vote, their platform has to - at bare minimum - include some version of "I am going to put all these freaks in prison for their crimes." Full stop. No compromise. I am now a single issue voter for the dark woke prison camps.

no more of this bullshit! please! i am begging you! @pelosi.house.gov @schiff.senate.gov @padilla.senate.gov

if marco rubio and pete hegseth die of natural causes it should be in the hague

my sister and i were spitballing what to call the eventual california high-speed train (since caltrain, the obvious choice, is already taken) and we landed on: quail rail

i feel as if i retweet this every year

it’s like Anthony Bourdain said: once you’ve been to San Francisco, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Marc Andreessen to death with your bare hands

more of you should be reading invisible cities by italo calvino, in my opinion. it is a perfect winter holiday book

while they’re at it, they should move the rest of kansas city to kansas as well

nice of pg&e to commemorate the solstice by plunging us all into darkness

i had forgotten how much one can feel on a plaintive walk home from a nightclub in the misty san francisco rain

this combination of text and image completely broke my brain

Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

getting a lot of alerts about earthquakes i have not felt recently 🙃

god damn i love a knives out movie so much. why did daniel craig waste all that time being james bond?

i was not watching heated rivalry in order to feel actual emotions. this is so unfair

having an insane time on the internet today

oh god was luigi mangione really only a year ago? could swear it's been decades already

a fun fact is that december 6th was the earliest sunset (at my latitude) and sunset is already getting later with each passing day ☀️

definitely don’t think about what this means for most software

how your email finds me:

worth saying that some portion of the freed slaves were themselves illegal aliens having been brought illegally into the united states by smugglers. if the birthright clause applies to them, it applies to undocumented immigrants

i'm aware that the contemporary degradation of social expectations—professionalism, ethics, etiqutte, empathy—is pervasive. nonetheless i am in awe of how pantone phoned it in by picking white as the 2026 color of the year. truly the quietest quitters of them all

meta finally got their hands on liquid ass. i can only hope liquid legs are coming soon

it is crazy that the president is essentially just the project manager for a medium-sized hotel ballroom who tweets things which would yet someone with that actual job fired instantaneously

today is cyber tuesday, and tomorrow is cyber wednesday. we can't stop the cyber. it's all cyber now

not to toot my own horn but i have been absolutely fucking nailing it at baking over the past few days (sourdough, sandwich bread, apple pies, ginger cake, stuffing)

bluesky politics brain is crazy because everyone is just posting “this is very bad” with no explanation and no actual information about the bad thing that happened. same thing happened immediately after charlie kirk was shot and now nobody cares

it turns out eating something is so good for you

People said it would be a long time before AI took any jobs but judging by the latest Grok update Kara Swisher will be out of work very soon

Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry

just checked the sriracha in my fridge to see when it expires. it very clearly says "Best By A75–2"

everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.

in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority

jeffrey epstein thinks donald trump is the worst person he has ever met. he's right.

how often am i going to have to repost this 😓

This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat

friends, i absolutely insist that you roast a whole head of garlic (after cutting off the stem) for an hour at 350°F and then once it is cooled, squeeze and mix into some softened, salted butter and cook everything else you eat with that butter

if your enemies are offering starvation OR disease OR both, your job is to tell them to go fuck themselves and demand neither. i will never believe any rationale otherwise.

if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.

Schumer and the Dems are about to teach Trump the lesson that they’ll cave whenever he abuses power to sufficiently hurt people.

elon musk is a traitor and a mass murderer

this was so much fun we should have elections every year