max mccarthy
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People always tell me that I’m tall. I work on interaction prototyping at Apple. SF; he/they.
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ridiculous that i am just a loose collection of molecules that has somehow decided to "feel bad" this morning
8 months ago
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Michael Kagan
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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innes mck
1 day ago
"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
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i hope some other country decides to abduct and imprison our president next
about 24 hours ago
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don’t mind me, just doing a little bit of insider trading before the war crimes
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Komodo Dad
1 day ago
At this point, if a Democratic presidential candidate wants my vote, their platform has to - at bare minimum - include some version of "I am going to put all these freaks in prison for their crimes." Full stop. No compromise. I am now a single issue voter for the dark woke prison camps.
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no more of this bullshit! please! i am begging you!
@pelosi.house.gov
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rev. howard arson
1 day ago
if marco rubio and pete hegseth die of natural causes it should be in the hague
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my sister and i were spitballing what to call the eventual california high-speed train (since caltrain, the obvious choice, is already taken) and we landed on: quail rail
7 days ago
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i feel as if i retweet this every year
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8 days ago
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amy brown
9 days ago
it’s like Anthony Bourdain said: once you’ve been to San Francisco, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Marc Andreessen to death with your bare hands
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more of you should be reading invisible cities by italo calvino, in my opinion. it is a perfect winter holiday book
12 days ago
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while they’re at it, they should move the rest of kansas city to kansas as well
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13 days ago
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nice of pg&e to commemorate the solstice by plunging us all into darkness
15 days ago
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i had forgotten how much one can feel on a plaintive walk home from a nightclub in the misty san francisco rain
15 days ago
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this combination of text and image completely broke my brain
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17 days ago
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andy vs
17 days ago
Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
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Merriam-Webster
20 days ago
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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getting a lot of alerts about earthquakes i have not felt recently 🙃
21 days ago
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god damn i love a knives out movie so much. why did daniel craig waste all that time being james bond?
22 days ago
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i was not watching heated rivalry in order to feel actual emotions. this is so unfair
23 days ago
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having an insane time on the internet today
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24 days ago
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oh god was luigi mangione really only a year ago? could swear it's been decades already
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a fun fact is that december 6th was the earliest sunset (at my latitude) and sunset is already getting later with each passing day ☀️
26 days ago
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definitely don’t think about what this means for most software
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26 days ago
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how your email finds me:
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27 days ago
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jamelle
30 days ago
worth saying that some portion of the freed slaves were themselves illegal aliens having been brought illegally into the united states by smugglers. if the birthright clause applies to them, it applies to undocumented immigrants
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i'm aware that the contemporary degradation of social expectations—professionalism, ethics, etiqutte, empathy—is pervasive. nonetheless i am in awe of how pantone phoned it in by picking white as the 2026 color of the year. truly the quietest quitters of them all
about 1 month ago
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meta finally got their hands on liquid ass. i can only hope liquid legs are coming soon
about 1 month ago
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rev. howard arson
about 1 month ago
it is crazy that the president is essentially just the project manager for a medium-sized hotel ballroom who tweets things which would yet someone with that actual job fired instantaneously
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today is cyber tuesday, and tomorrow is cyber wednesday. we can't stop the cyber. it's all cyber now
about 1 month ago
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Jeedy Jay
about 1 month ago
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not to toot my own horn but i have been absolutely fucking nailing it at baking over the past few days (sourdough, sandwich bread, apple pies, ginger cake, stuffing)
about 1 month ago
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bluesky politics brain is crazy because everyone is just posting “this is very bad” with no explanation and no actual information about the bad thing that happened. same thing happened immediately after charlie kirk was shot and now nobody cares
about 1 month ago
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it turns out eating something is so good for you
about 1 month ago
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Quantian
about 1 month ago
People said it would be a long time before AI took any jobs but judging by the latest Grok update Kara Swisher will be out of work very soon
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Daniel Kibblesmith
about 2 months ago
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
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just checked the sriracha in my fridge to see when it expires. it very clearly says "Best By A75–2"
about 2 months ago
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Peter
about 2 months ago
everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
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lauren
about 2 months ago
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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rev. howard arson
about 2 months ago
jeffrey epstein thinks donald trump is the worst person he has ever met. he's right.
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how often am i going to have to repost this 😓
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about 2 months ago
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Louisa
about 2 months ago
This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat
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friends, i absolutely insist that you roast a whole head of garlic (after cutting off the stem) for an hour at 350°F and then once it is cooled, squeeze and mix into some softened, salted butter and cook everything else you eat with that butter
about 2 months ago
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SE Gyges
about 2 months ago
if your enemies are offering starvation OR disease OR both, your job is to tell them to go fuck themselves and demand neither. i will never believe any rationale otherwise.
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Marisa Kabas
about 2 months ago
if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.
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Brian Beutler
about 2 months ago
Schumer and the Dems are about to teach Trump the lesson that they’ll cave whenever he abuses power to sufficiently hurt people.
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elon musk is a traitor and a mass murderer
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about 2 months ago
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this was so much fun we should have elections every year
2 months ago
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