This is what it sounds like, when spuds fry…

Listening to the Icelandic shores generator on my mynoise and it's so crispy, it makes my brain feel good. I don't usually get asmr tingles, but I bet this works really well for ppl who do

On softness: As I was stepping into my fuzzy boots, I thought about going to see my mom's dog. Bisou was found as a stray, and rescued by @muttvilledogrescue.bsky.social. She and Mom are getting along famously. Recently, Mom bought her a bigger, fluffier bed, and apparently B loves it.

I saw it, I regret it, let us never speak of it again.

Chanel/Sephora commercial keeps playing. Singer/model does this spoken word thing. It reminds me of a Liz Phair song, but I don't remember it that way - first I think of the line from the song, then I have to remember who sings it. 🙄

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

What I say every time I go into a bakery

I generally take 2 allergy meds, but it's a total scam that my ears get itchy if I am missing the one that's a controlled substance. Ear soothing drops help the symptom, but ugh. *no advice necessary

just got to the studio and margaret was fast asleep in her suitcase bed 🥹 #margaret

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

This is the mantra of the entirety of the Jewish people.

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

The kind of sparkly things I like. Rocks, crystals and minerals do it for me, real bad.

One of the greatest things anyone has ever said to me was to explain that when you randomly decide to pick up a rock it’s because the rock has decided it wants to travel. It gives me joy to ponder.

"It is 4:55pm and I submit that this is close enough to 5pm that you should feed me."

Share a TV series that you've watched from beginning to end more than once

Snackpinion: The mocha latte pretzels from TJs are okay. But the leftover crumbs at the bottom of the package are chocolatey, salty, coffee deliciousness.

The study surveyed all known garments and items that can be used to cover one’s feet, concluding that they are all, without exception, terrible.

Night Bluesky...

Truly, we all win if regular people think less like economists and more like the prison journalist who writes poems about butterflies.

"I can see clearly now the rain is gone, There are no popsicles in my way" Always struck me as odd, but it made sense.

So, I'm AuDHD, and I have real difficulty with expressively mobile faces - Jim Carrey's face, or Bobcat's. I cannot watch Amy Sedaris for the same reason. I'm physically uncomfortable. Yes, I know she's funny. But, that aside, I find Josh Hutcherson unwatchable.

Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope. Yes, THAT Pope.

Did I go to the bar and make a Lisa Frank-themed social media ask for an organ? Yes. benefits to donating: - temporary break from work and responsibilities as you convalesce - badass scar - you grow your own organ back, that’s kinda cool - good karma - you save my life (please share)

dinner is chips and beans and queso* and it's all that sounded good, so. *is awesome.

My husband made steak tonight and you know what that means! Or at least, Pepper knows what it means!

My son. He dangle.

Doing fine, but would be doing better if I were in a meltingly hot sauna with the jets going.

When I was little, PE was hard. I have a visual impairment, and things like hitting a softball are pretty challenging. I remember our 6th grade PE class did a softball unit...and instead of having someone hit the ball for me...they had someone run? Well meaning, but confusing.

'Behind the Scenes at the Museum' - my introduction to Kate Atkinson, and the way she played with time, and formatting the book, and the construct of reading...was... it was a gift as a devoted reader, because it made my mind do somersaults in the most unexpected and exciting ways.

Notable trend: Curmudgeonly, bereaved middle-aged lesbian best-selling authors are the detective-like protagonists of two (2) major but very different streaming shows

bonus photos of Max until morale improves

Client's caregiver brought their dog for show and tell. They said that the dog wears a vest in public because it's a service dog, but they actually meant emotional support dog, and the way I had to bite my lip!! Not like dogs are a lifelong abiding interest for me or anything.

Shirley Manson is matching my mood perfectly.

I wanted client to participate in 2 minutes of story, but they were satiated. I pivoted, and gave myself a 2 minute break - a little disassociation, as a treat. It did help. They had access to toys, and I was able to come back to them, a little more regulated. Also, modeling!!

My most significant source of autistic stress is knowing what I can be when I have the right conditions (and like they’re not crazy!!!) and feeling like literally every minute of every day, various factors are coinciding to make that version of myself impossible.

Wow. This is such great advice it startled me

We love a one business ear/one party ear combo!

Looking at my camera roll for reasons, and look at this perfect little cinnamon roll 😭

I'm speechless. The wonder of the universe was in my backyard 😭

"I will not look at crumbs and pretend that Republicans have offered a five-course meal." ‼️

Linda timeline cleanse

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

I think Senate folders are significantly underestimating how fucking angry Democratic voters are at them

Everything sucks so here is my dog eating ramen. 🍜

We sold out 2 tamale vendors, bought out 2 more vendors, and absolutely swarmed a family owned bakery. It was a good day with some the very best of #BikeChi 🥰 for the 4th installment of the Street Vendor Bike Tour. We persist. ✊🏽

Music at the salon was not to my taste but as soon as I sat down the #old must have taken over because it was under the bridge and stray cat strut and kiss (prince) and pyt....and it was good.

Hi hello, your friendly neighborhood museumhead here with a PSA that if you live in NYC or have ANY opportunity to get to NYC before February, the Ruth Asawa exhibition at MoMA is the best thing I’ve seen all year.

Yeah, this part makes me the craziest. My brain is my favorite thing about me. Why would I intentionally trade it for a ridiculous substitute?

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”