After enduring Jets hell, this has to feel great for Sam Darnold. Congrats, man.

A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...

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apparently we’ve stopped manufacturing new celebrities because all these ads are just de-aging 80s and 90s celebs

I’m a Gen X white guy who thinks music peaked in 1984 and doesn’t know a lick of Spanish and quite honestly if you can’t see why people love this music, that’s your problem, not anyone else’s. That was a really fun halftime show.

Hey wait a second this isn’t Echo & The Bunnymen what the fuck

For the record, the lowest scoring first half in NFL history was Super Bowl IX Pittsburgh Steelers 2 Minnesota Vikings 0

can’t wait to see the bot-inflated view count

oh look it’s ilia malinin

waiting for a shark to emerge from the ice here

Counterpoint: no serious person in the Twin Cities is worried about any meaningful amount of "destruction" by observers/protestors. Get real.

Someone actually told me they weren't watching the Super Bowl because Bad Bunny was playing and "Why can't they have a good ol' American band play instead. Well, he's from Puerto Rico which is American but also:

Here’s your notification that the Puppy Bowl pregame show starts in 30 minutes. 🚨

heated rivalry: doubles luge edition

sure they get medals but the important thing is they also get stoat plushies

Gold medal for the first media outfit that interviews Breezy Johnson about her gold medal without asking questions about another competitor in the race. I expect that podium to be empty. Let her have her moment!

oh no (Olympics)

She gave up 3 more in the 3rd but that was on a whopping 26 shots, so she ended with 51 saves on 55 shots (92.7%) Hell of a game. Under fire all game long.

Minnesota ties! She attends St. Thomas, a recently promoted Division I school in St Paul

This Swiss goalie is having a hell of a game so far. Canada is outshooting Switzerland 29-3 but still only have a 1-0 lead after 2 periods.

ok you two time to meet your new husky opponent (wickson grabbed the blue one and took off and disappeared for a while before returning without it)

I want to know which broadcast outfit (I assume) is operating the drones following the lugers down the track, because none of that footage has been shown on the NBC feed.

I canceled every newsletter subscription hosted on Substack a few years ago. I resubscribed to the few that moved. Now and then I miss something I would like to read, but there's a lot of worthy material to spend time elsewhere on that doesn't support Nazi programming.

WE TOLD YOU For the love of god, get off Substack. There are several good alternatives that don't directly support N@zis!!!

The easiest way to switch it all up at the Olympics is to just have the events swap equipment. Hockey players wearing figure skating outfits. Cross country skiers wearing hockey gear. Lugers wearing the biathlon kit, including rifle. Snowboarders wearing curling kit, including carrying a stone.

Do we get skates or not? Triple jump would be pretty straightforward with skates, but without it would just be a bunch of people flopping around. Pole vault would be questionable either way. And the javelin and the hammer...

THE EYE OF SAURON HAS BEEN LIT LET THE GAMES BEGIN

this bit from the opening ceremony is the most gen x coded thing

wait the mascots for the olympics this year are stoats? @dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social this is your dream

imagine working your entire life to reach the pinnacle of your sport and you look up at the stands during the competition to see snoop dogg wearing a jacket with your face on it as he's hanging out with your mom

#UglyDogs - Guinness needs more good vibes. He is back at the vet this morning because I noticed some red in his urine last night. All lab results were normal earlier this week, so I am both confused and concerned (going with c words for now).

the real winner of the us vs canada curling match is the guy wearing the t-shirt that says "dinosaurs didn't curl, look what happened to them"

"it's unclear if the president was aware" would have led to 20 pages of articles about mental acuity, mental fitness, support staff behavior, autopen use, and other such thinkpieces if this had been biden trump gets a shrug emoji

the US mixed doubles curling team are named Cory and Korey the millennials have truly taken over

The mens downhill training runs appear to have some sort of EDM remix of Baker Street playing over the speakers at the finish line and now I need to track that down.

no disrespect, but I'm not subscribing to your Substack for reasons that should be obvious if you google words like "substack" and "nazis"

Estonia mixed doubles curling team just got the country's first ever Olympic win, beating Sweden 7-5. This sort of thing is what makes the Olympics really fun!

the great thing about the olympics is now i also know what "straght... straight... HARD... YES... HARD!!!!" sounds like in italian and korean too

Curling is great... Cory Thiesse yelling GO GO GO GO GO at the rock in the most Minnesotan accent ever

I, too, like Thai food #wicksonwednesday

I'm not sure what to make of it, but every Somali I represent in immigration court currently (8 of them) have today had their hearings cancelled and their judges reassigned. They're now all assigned to a video judge from Louisiana and scheduled for court hearing in one month. 🧵

The Supreme Court settled this in 1954 (Accardi): immigration judges are supposed to be neutral. If they bend to the executive's whims instead of acting neutrally, deporting people bc the President dislikes them, the deportations are unlawful. supreme.justia.com/cases/federa...

Wickson has definitely become a full house husky, he even sleeps with his head on a pillow now 😂 #WicksonWednesday

i hope shams gets traded mid-game and nba players get to break the news

my texts from them say otherwise

It’s 12:05 central! The Olympics starts now!

THE MINNESOTA CORGI WON THE NFL CORGI BOWL

The 11 am first of the month sirens are 10 minutes late today and thanks to whatever environmental factors are in place today, they’re loud as hell when i can normally barely hear them. Legit startle-jump.