combination Springsteen sound production and NASA launch center

40 minutes to showtime

I’m glad the Bruce Springsteen concert is tonight so I don’t have to keep trying to remember when the Bruce Springsteen concert is.

Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.

the party of personal responsibility in peak form here

Everyone** within 800 yards should evacuate **except for the KwikTrip and bank across the street

Push notification about “law enforcement activity” happening near my house and it says to go to Facebook for further updates from the police. It is absolutely insane that Facebook should be the channel of communication for something like this.

Today is April 1, so be mindful of everything you read.

Mona 3 Critters 0** **forfeit, no critters present

all mud no regrets squirrels 7 wickson 0

we stopped to run an errand on the way to the dog park which means SOMETHING IS DIFFERENT THAN USUAL

It's their one year adoptaversary! 🥳 From tiny terrified parking lot babies to giant cuddly men. I'm so proud of our journey together. It took four months to be able to even touch them and now they are happy, healthy young gentlemen who love to be loved.

even this isn’t enough coffee today

for you 4.3% of twins fans who are optimistic for this year, bless your hearts, never let any one tell you otherwise

After not feeling well after Christmas I didn’t get to one of my presents for a while but finally broke it in tonight. What’s left of fried rice with green beans, egg, jalapeño, red onion and optional ground pork

LOL at the Duke radio guy wanting a technical

Just look at your skyline right now and the answer is clearly NO

Flip over to the NCAA Men’s hockey just in time to see Minnesota-Duluth score on Michigan…

What an epic Duke collapse. Choked away a 19-point lead and then just had to hold the ball at the end and they couldn't even do that. Just amazing.

HOLY SHIT UCONN

OMFG!!!!!!!! (sports)

Please enjoy today's memory of Pai & Beans taking a rest after tangling their tie outs around the same trees so many times that I had to bring them inside on leashes before I could unwind the mess. #UglyDogs

Oh shit, he’s on a very very short list of my favorite Vikings ever. This one stings.

I think often of a New York Times photo of a little Iraqi girl tending to her parakeets in a bombed house, probably from 20 years ago now. I will think of this man and his sweet dog often now too. People just want to love what they love, care for their little beings, and instead we do this to them

If you want accurate locations for your stories, look no further than The Kentucky Holler

for the love of dog will someone at indivisible please learn that minneapolis and st paul are two different cities before they put out yet another image mislabeling their own flagship event and no “minneapolis” is not a placeholder for “the twin cities”

knowing you’re going to get a foster pet tomorrow is the adult version of being a kid on Christmas Eve

I have a new foster grandcat!

This is not Cal Anderson. I was just there. The bank of tall speakers and whatever the directional sign is on the right? Those aren't there. I've seen a lot of fakes this time.

This photo is fake. Many people have pointed it out in the replies but the person running this account just keeps hiding the replies. Block this account.

OK everyone, get it all straight: St Paul is the capital of Minnesota Minneapolis is the capital of St Paul Edina is the capital of Minneapolis Mall of America is the capital of Edina Harmon Killebrew is the mayor of the Mall of America

The one phrase that always gets a positive reaction from someone at a protest is “I like your sign.”

Using AI to write headlines is going well

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

The name of the ball pig for the St Paul Saints first half 2026 has been released: ChatBLT

this is a great idea, they should have a full time process server at cpac

A lil bit a Peppa Pig in my life A lil bit a Piglet by my side A lil bit a Wilbur is all I need A lil bit a Babe is what I see A lil bit a Miss Piggy in the sun A lil bit a Pumbaa all night long A lil bit a Porky Pig here I am A lil bit a u makes me ur man Feral Hogs Number 30-50

🎶 it’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎵

hello what did i miss tell me every thing

predictable as the timing of sunrises and sunsets

If you want to see the lessons that have been learned by the Minnesota GOP, this article is extensively researched and shows the utter delusion that party exists in.

I’m shocked, shocked I tell ya, that the guy who appeared on an antisemitic podcast and flashed antisemitic hand signals on it turns out to make antisemitic comments.

Matt Whitaker also was a board advisor for a company that made, and I quote, “toilets for well-endowed men.” It was shut down for fraud.

Played around with potential realignment schemes and tbh the presence of Memphis pretty much screws up every one of them

Wisconsin spring elections are in 2 weeks. We again have a Supreme Court opening — a longtime conservative justice is not running again. Current balance is 4 liberal/3 conservative. Marquette Law dropped a new poll today and the dominant choice is “I dunno” /1 law.marquette.edu/poll/

FYI for Zoom users: go back and double check your "AI Companion" permissions in your account. I just discovered a whole bunch of things had been turned back on that I definitely had turned off before. Also, make sure "Allow AI Companion to join third-party meetings" is turned OFF.

dammit blowhole

Wickson approves of salads

throw in the towel

Trump sees this as a promise: Saw the ghost of Elvis On Union Avenue Followed him up to the gates of Graceland Then I watched him walk right through Now security they did not see him They just hovered around his tomb But there's a pretty little thing Waiting for The King Down in the Jungle Room