I am full of queso, cake, and love 🥰

@selina3sticks.bsky.social Ummmm

Look at our wedding cake 😍

I'm gonna have two different names today. On Here and also IRL 👰‍♀ Happy Vernal equinox!

Here is a macro image of the new ring in question. It's moss agate and I love it. To clarify yes, we were already engaged. The ring just arrived this weekend, so I was showing it off. Sometime VERY SOON, a second ring will be joining the party 👀👀👀

Do you like my new ring?

I just heard that full Timothee Chamalet quote. I feel smug for always having disliked him now ☺️

How my day started

H o w is it the third month of the quarter and I am still stuck doing year-end shit? Oh, because the process this year was totally fucked. I cannot wait to leave this stupid place

I just cried a ton about the Olympics today. God, I love them so much. These were great winter games and I haven't even seen half of what I wanted to. 🥇See you in France!

I think Mr Smush wrote this

Yessssssssssssssss

I deserve a gold medal for how chill and reserved I am watching this game. I have only scared the cat once, and I don't think my neighbor has heard me at all. I almost (accidentally) punched my fiance in the nose, though.

👹Aux armes👹 citoyens 👹formez👹 vos bataillons Marchons, marchons Qu'un sang impur Abreuve nos sillons! @alexandraknew.bsky.social

Lazy Thursday for my son

Have any of my mufos had a hip scope done? My fiance had one about 7 weeks ago and his physical therapist was concerned something was wrong at his last visit and had the surgeon order a new MRI, which, we were told is "perfect." He is at a point where he should be full weight-bearing.

Please appreciate my vegetarian shepherd's pie. Isn't it beautiful? I couldn't take a better pic last night due to lighting and space limitations, but the crust on this is 🤤

My mom told me about this in December, and then there was a demonstration outside a town council meeting on January 8th in Merrimack (and people spoke during public session). I'd bet their governor knew before my mother knew!

The potato-wanter has logged on

Me: "Mmm blehhhhh. Blehhhhh." Him: "I don't like reverse Cookie Monster." (This is an ad we were served from our local news station while checking the weather.)

I have my results back, and I understand what they mean to a degree, but not necessarily what they mean for me yet (which is why the test was in conjunction with other testing).

Ixm done, but it did genuinely suck. I had a bunch of great nurses, though, and that made it suck less. Also sucking: getting my nipple rings back in afterwards. Yipes.

I have testing at the heart hospital tomorrow which I guess is the place to be if the adenosine triggers you into v-tach, right? (Yes, I'm getting nervous, but just because I've been out of rhythm a LOT lately. The test won't be as uncomfortable as I initially thought.)

When you invite your boss' boss to a call and she invites your boss 😡 but then she (boss'boss) sides with you and your boss looks like a dickhead and is mad 😌🤗

🎵Stress hivin' away Stress hivin' awa-y-y-y The nearer the horrors, the more you stress hivin' away🎵

I never think about the mute function until someone or something I've muted sneaks through somehow. Mute and block to protect your peace, that's what I say 🤗

What ding-a-ling bought cottage cheese and put it in my fridge? Now I have to eat it 😩

Too bold for Prince. (He's *never* satisfied!)

Does anyone remember VH1's 50 most Awesomly Bad songs from like 2004? Lotta fuckin bangers on that list. (One song came on in the pharmacy today and then one came on in my car when I left. Good shit.)

I hate Walgreens so much.

I don't care much for chocolate, and I actively dislike brownies...but I made a pan of brownies from scratch that were absolutely amazing, and I gobbled most of them up since Thursday like an absolute monster. I might make more today to share with the neighbor.

My son is trying to heal his dad in the Healing Setup (note the large computer monitor in the background). He is perfect except I have to bring him to jail at mealtimes, otherwise he tries to steal people food. (He tells me "cats can have little a slommy, as a treat.")

I am SO STRESSED that I didn't send cards this year, but I also figure that people on the card list understand what has been going on and why it just wasn't possible this year? I tried to crank a few out, but they take me about 4 hours per card and it just couldn't be done. 😭😭😭

I got WHAM!ed today, I think. It didn't sound like WHAM! but the grocery store had a LOT going on so I can't be sure what was happening on the Muzak.

My gosh, my phone has been busy. I forget how many people we have in our lives sometimes because we are such hermits, but the number of people checking in on him post-op is staggering! And thank you to everyone here I know IRL who has texted 💜 it means so much!

Aaaand home. Basically 2 min after I got called back to see him, he woke up. And now we are home finally. It has been a long 11.5 hours 😴

He is out of surgery. All repaired. I am waiting to be called to recovery to join him There are approx 900 people here with my government name today.

I did not bring anything to eat to the surgery center. What a mistake. I think I thought there might be a vending machine here. Incorrect.

I have the heat on for the repair man (66⁰) and I'm going to burn to death. Is this what hell feels like?

Hot water tank just shit the bed 🙃 Hopefully this can be addressed first thing in the morning. The flashing light code tells me it overheated. The temp wasn't up very high at all on the unit, but the water indeed is always scalding.

I genuinely forget they come in two-eared varieties.

My least favorite part of making chicken soup is dealing with the bones. Putting off straining this situation on the stove now.

We did Thanksgiving on Sunday, but i made a lil chicken for my dude yesterday and I am sorry to report that he couldn't carve it because it was TOO juicy and tender. The meat kept falling off the bones 😟

Huh, turns out my dad didn't know that his grandmother was the cook for the [Prominent Southern] family, which is why I hadn't known that growing up. Glad I mentioned it to him; he can ask my cousin about it now. Two of my cousins will have many details avout it, actually!

I saw my neuro today and I feel like he could have a super lucrative career back east as a Ben Franklin reenactor, plus, he would not need malpractice insurance any longer.

Should I have apple pie for breakfast? Yes Yes

Overall, Thanksgiving yesterday was a roaring success. We had plenty of food, people were able to load up on leftovers, and we have a lot of leftovers as well, and will likely need to freeze some! Big shout out to my neighbor who let me use her oven.

This is w i l d. I woke up to an earache. I used to get an ear infection every year on Thanksgiving as a child. I often have earache as an adult, again, on Thanksgiving. We are having Thanksgiving tomorrow. HOW DID MY EAR KNOW?

Look at my cozy little baby 😭