these should all be mass-produced. every single one.

some people probably sincerely believe "the record" is a legal thing as opposed to a journalistic convention and I don't want to sound like a snob but that's probably not a great fact about a us attorney

The 4Patriots guy looks like he's actively dying

Instead of Young Bosch they should make a show shout Johnny Yong Bosch

Trevor Lawrence is football's truest idiot savant

Everyone was so excited by it and all it did was remind me of the last big Oscar contender to use it: American Hustle

this is ART

Kind of crazy that Metal Threat went from normal vaguely seedy sounding festival to full on suburban Nazi gathering

New words I've heard used by Love Is Blind contestants while Alex is watching: -Uncomfortability -Intuitional -Decombusting

Why were so many 80s/early 90s movies set in Chicago?

Las Vegas must be destroyed if we ever want to rebuild this country

One Battle After Another certainly hits after being inundated with ICE ads all weekend

Do you know how crazy you have to be as a person to make a husky seem like the reasonable one in the situation?

RFK I dare you to spend one hour with my future father-in-law

it would actually be discrimination for GWAR to avoid depicting the President getting disemboweled on stage.

Guy on setlist fm who is adding the set time of seemingly every Riot Fest performance in history, resulting in endless email notifications for me...you have made a powerful enemy

If you spent even one second of the last decade indulging the free speech claims made by the American right in earnest, I genuinely think you're lacking in intelligence. I do not think you have what it takes to deliver sound commentary on American politics.

You can tell we're in a gerontocracy because the government's preferred way to wage war on speech rights is through the medium of talk shows

I have never seen Dancing With the Stars but I keep seeing this ad for the upcoming season and I am 5/12 on having any clue who these people are. I was on Pop Culture Jeopardy

Had the startling realization today that my feelings about Charlie Kirk getting killed are most similar to when Kobe died

This is a helpful explainer about the groyper stuff.

Prue is dressed this week like she's going to an LSU tailgate

this has genuinely been one of the worst weeks for media i have ever seen, and like, i am VERY cynical about mainstream media and have been for a long time

the permission structure created for a bloodthirsty maga rampage the last two days by mainstream media, all before any facts were known at all, deserves some real introspection by the entire industry

the media rush to canonize charlie kirk is legitimately maybe one of the weirdest things of this nature i have ever seen in my life

Apropos of nothing I think we should bring the Ghanaian pallbearers back

Whether or not you support political violence won’t change where we’ve come to, nor where we’ve been for some time in this country. I am quite taken aback by how many people only invoke the term ‘political violence’ when it happens to a person with power. It’s political violence the other way too.

I don't mind the inappropriate needle drops at the end of Alien Earth because I like most of those songs but I draw the line at Godsmack

curb episode where larry gets dragged to a birthday party for a guy he doesn't know and decides to write something funny in the guestbook. cut to present day, larry's at home watching the evening news: "comedian larry david wrote 'happy birthday, i know your little secret' in jeffrey epstein's book"

Ref I was simply blowing the shofar

inject this directly into my eyeballs

Was listening to some Husker Du today and never really put together that their run from blazing hardcore to artsy weirdos to "sellout" era to messy breakup was all in six years. There are so many bands who go that length of time between albums and don't change at all

there are a lot of black metal bands that you have to do some deep diving on to figure out the nsbm connections. a lot of these are … extremely obvious

it's crazy that being like "how do i explain gay couples to my kids?" isn't an unthinkably embarrassing to say in 2025. it's actually incredibly easy to explain, that should be like indignantly saying "how am I supposed to explain to my kids where the sun goes at night? did a bird steal it?!"

i think comparing vote blue no matter who type democrat stans to sport fans isn't especially apt because if a sports team's GM was always making the roster worse on purpose in an attempt to win over fans of their most bitter rival, that man would be killed

I genuinely feel that Mastodon's first decade is the best run any band ever went on, and Brent Hinds is probably most responsible for their distinctive sound (though the formula of all four of those guys together is unmatched). Awful news this morning, especially with all of the squabbling

i think about this tweet every single day

"but crime is a real issue, people are worried about crime and you have to take that seriously" No you don't! If people are getting more scared about crime while crime is happening less frequently, it's a made up issue and you should make a point of yelling that all the time

New Castrator album

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

Banh Mi or a Dick's Deluxe

Fittingly with the KOTH reboot, Mike Judge is up there

Multiple people wearing nazi/pedo band merch at Blood Incantation 👍

Even if it were real I don't understand why so many people think it's the government's responsibility to intervene

i wonder if bari will ever have a moment where she understands how catastrophically damaging this modern zionist project and the insane and aggressive cover that has been run for it has been and will be for jews everywhere

Crying while listening to Come With Me featuring Jimmy Page from the Godzilla soundtrack

Nailing an elbow jumper over a guy who had backed off and said "shoot it," matching my career high (5)