been setting up iphones for users and I hate the fucking imessage faces this is the ugliest fucking thing on the fucking planet i hate them with my entire life they are against the teachings of christ and will burn in the pit for their sins.

The first patients will begin receiving the drug intravenously in September.

hour #4 hunched over my big red plastic ipad w/ headphones at carrabbas watching analysis tubers yell at bojack horseman like hes a real guy

If it helps with your anxiety at all, four fifths of all animals are nematodes.

the Rizzler brings us a holiday classic

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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic

The woman Elon Musk was paying $20k every couple weeks to post on Twitter must not be into horses

american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊 me: that sounds nice! what happened next? american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert

me when i see a star wars post on #bluesky

my ballpoint pen work feels like a lifetime ago 😮‍💨

facebook marketplace going absolutely insane today

You could honestly put a smoke on both Mewtwo and Mew's hands.

don’t think people really understand how bad RFK jr. leading the HHS will actually be but unfortunately it will also be hilarious. like imagine a clown in your living room honking his nose, then dumping your grandma’s ashes on the carpet

✥ DARK SUN ✥ — Oops I liked the body shapes too much to cover them up with clothes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #darksouls

The way this is going I'm gonna have to add "design VR controller" to my to-do list I always assumed they'd improve on Index finger tracking, not remove it

One of the greatest comedy lines ever written

THEN WHAT'S THE POINT

Even after 47 years, the 1976 Sony ECR-500 still looks amazing.

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Red Eyed

sack seventy two

Linda McMahon in charge of Dept of Education? Not sure she has kids' best interest at heart. She, along with her spouse, are accused of tolerating the sexual abuse of children by an employee of their company, World Wrestling Entertainment. Her chief goal for education is to promote vouchers.

Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage. Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger. Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive. Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty. Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it. Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.

I joined Team Rocket because no one else would take me in. To many, Giovanni was a criminal. To me, he was the only father I had ever known.

any little gay wokies in the chat

Awakening - Original Art

they should make baby gronk secretary of agriculture

quite literally proof it’s so easy to be a grifting resist lib type poster lmfao

Brine Knight

TRUMP’S NOMINEE FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES WROTE TUITION REIMBURSEMENT IN THE MEMO LINE OF CHECK HE USED TO PAY A MINOR FOR SEX. But anyway, EGG PRICES AMIRIGHT?!!

The sleeping man

holy shit.. the new map just dropped for the Fortnite Delaware update. this is gonna be insane

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

2025 white house cabinet meeting

Collecting leaf litter samples can reveal critters one would otherwise rarely, if ever encounter in the wild. This is the monster ant (Myrmoteras), a primitive ant unique for their >270 degree trap jaws. Although they snap shut when dead, they appear just as ferocious. #inverts

huge big cocks on here

fox news has finally discovered the one dance every single white person is capable of doing