If they can automatically enroll men into the draft at 18, they can automatically register Americans to vote at 18. Ask yourself why they won’t.

I could have gotten a better deal for the Strait of Hormuz on Facebook Marketplace.

You’re not waiting for it to change. You’re waiting for it to stop bothering you. open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...

It didn’t start with “remove him.” It started with “What the fuck is he doing?” Now even his own people are saying the quiet part out loud. open.substack.com/pub/theunred...

Who wants in on a class action lawsuit to sue Trump and his administration for psychological trauma and emotional distress?

#DailyDanceJam Happy Thursday! Disco classic time! Dancing Queen - ABBA youtu.be/xFrGuyw1V8s?...

Agree or disagree?

Let’s be clear, we do NOT need the 25th Amendment invoked. We need Article 2, Section 4 of the Constitution, so we can remove the president, vice president, and his entire cabinet.

A message from my weather app...

Just because the monkey has temporarily put the gun down doesn't mean we aren't STILL LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH A MONKEY WITH A LOADED GUN!

If two immigration officers have a child, is that an ICE ICE Baby?

You know it's a shame when Iran knows our politics better than MAGA. MAGAts still haven't figured out that the numbers from the No Kings protest work against them in the polls.

You’re not relaxing. You’re disappearing. A cat noticed. open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...

Trump lands a two-week ceasefire with Iran—if they reopen the Strait of Hormuz. Cool. Cool. Cool. Now let’s see how long that lasts. open.substack.com/pub/theunred...

#DailyDanceJam Happy Wednesday! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers! 😃 I Wanna Be A Cowboy - Boys Don’t Cry youtu.be/NQGRy0gG7f4?...

Now Iran has won the don't-call-it-a-war, can we get back to the Epstein files and start the process of accountability?

Trump has agreed to a two-week ceasefire with Iran under the condition that they reopen the Strait of Hormuz. Now, let's all kick back and see who breaks the agreement first.

This is the best reporting I could find on this story. Straight facts and zero spin... Trump says 'a whole civilization will die tonight' if Iran does not make a deal. ground.news/article/trum...

JUST IN: US strikes Kharg Island again ahead of Trump deadline, AP source says; island is critical to Iran’s oil industry - THE ASSOCIATED PRESS I guess that 8 pm deadline is carved in water.

There’s a difference between bending the rules and acting like they don’t fucking exist. We’re watching that line get bulldozed. Once war crimes become “an option,” they become precedent. So what happens next? Because pretending this is the worst it gets feels like a mistake.

Artist's rendering of the Trump presidential library...

Europe is making a deal with Iran for oil. The world is moving on without the U.S. Trump just squandered America’s global leadership, and MAGA has no clue of how consequential that loss is.

You don’t need more time. You need one moment where you stop pretending. I’ve been saying this. You just don’t listen. open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...

The world didn’t suddenly fall in love with China. We built a fortress—and walked ourselves out of the room. open.substack.com/pub/theunred...

8 pm tonight is Iran's deadline to comply with Trump's demands or get "bombed back to the stone age." What do you think will happen? A. With tears in their eyes, Iran cowers and says, "Yes, sir." B. Let the war crimes begin C. I like TACOs

#DailyDanceJam Happy Tuesday! Here's something that should have you up and moving in seconds... Don't You Want Me - Jody Watley youtu.be/fL7Za5waqls?...

BREAKING: $1.25B in taxpayer funds redirected to a Trump-controlled fund for life. $1B disaster relief $200M peacekeeping $50M aid No vote. No oversight. No transparency. Trump also seeks $10B from the IRS—while controlling DOJ & Treasury. You can’t opt out of your taxes.

Republicans Want To Stop 20% of American Citizens from Voting. Not immigrants, but Americans. Why?

Apparently, reports of the demise of Iran's military are greatly exaggerated... www.reuters.com/world/middle...

Humans say it’s “shared living.” I say it’s what happens when independence gets too expensive. open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...

They’re calling it a trend. It’s not a trend—it’s what happens when the math stops working. open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...

He’s not a Republican. He’s not a Democrat. He’s the system. And the moment you understand that, everything else makes a hell of a lot more sense. open.substack.com/pub/theunred...

#DailyDanceJam Happy Monday! Let's freestyle our feet off! Inside Outside - The Cover Girls youtu.be/x865n0A7aGA?...

Thought I'd share this on X/Twitter just to tighten up some sphincters.

I had to post this...

They didn’t repeal the law. They didn’t fight it. They just found a way to ignore the whole damn thing—and now everyone else can too. open.substack.com/pub/theunred...

If only Dr. Fauci had talked about heroin helping him get through school and boasted about snorting cocaine off toilet seats, then MAGA could have accepted him to look after the health of their children.

You don’t live in reality. You live in the version that got boosted. open.substack.com/pub/theunred...

You didn’t get closure. They got comfortable. open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...

Donald Trump turns 80 in June, which will be a historic moment. He be the first president whose age exceeds his IQ.

#DailyDanceJam Happy Sunday/Easter (for those who celebrate)! Let's kick it to this sweet club classic... Candy Girl - New Edition youtu.be/PCzgvbKgfKo?...

Irony is hating and berating liberals all year, then going to Easter service to celebrate one.

@gallego.senate.gov If you want to stop DJT HERITAGE GOP & MUSK/DOGEBros from #HybridHacking 2026: SHOW THE AMERICAN PUBLIC & INTERNATIONAL PRESS HOW THEY DID IT IN 2024. open.substack.com/pub/thiswill... 1/13

It just keeps going and going and going and.....

Sometimes, being a fan of a team is hard...

If we're not going to call it the Department of Defense, shouldn't we be calling it the Department of War Crimes by now?

“If Trump were a Democrat would you still hate him?” Trump WAS a Democrat, and I hated him then, too. I don’t GAF what party someone claims to be. Nobody hates Trump because he’s a Republican. We hate him because he's a shitty President and possibly the shittiest human being who has ever lived.