“Fuck Trump” is not so much a slogan as it is a Yelp review.

It's Memorial Day. If you visit a cemetery to pay your respects, don't remove the coins as they have meaning.

Trump negotiates foreign policy like a guy building a ten-leg parlay after three bourbons. Iran deal? Cool. Now add Arab recognition of Israel and a Middle East reshuffle because apparently “one fucking problem at a time” is for amateurs. Brilliant leverage or risky as hell?

If you're over 30-40 and remember the last recession, your Spidey sense should be ON FIRE right now. Yet, here we are, mostly sort of going about our business as if the ceiling isn't going to cave in. It seems a bit bizarre, don't you think?

Why are you looking for the thing you are holding? open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...

Government wasn't supposed to work like a casino rewards card. Spend enough loyalty points, and apparently, accountability becomes optional. open.substack.com/pub/theunred...

May 25, 1985. Wham!, Whitney Houston, Bruce Springsteen, Billy Ocean, Shannon, and shoulder pads with dangerous levels of confidence. One week. Six Billboard #1s. Instant time machine. Which song throws you back first?

#DailyDanceJam Happy Monday! Let's kick the week off in style! Mountains - Prince & The Revolution youtu.be/4o6lThC6nXU?...

Let there be no mistake...

R is for Rapists E is for Epstein P is for Pedos U is for Uneducated B is for Bitches L is for Losers I is for Inbreds C is for Cucks A is for Assholes N is for Naive

I'm glad Ozzy didn't live to see this shit...

Gotta suck when your fourth assassination attempt is scheduled on the same weekend as your son's second wedding.

I am getting really worried now. Chemtrails in the Ocean? Is this the reason fishing stocks are so low?

This 👇

Someone broke into our house last night and stole a dozen eggs. They also left a pot of boiling water on the stove. Police believe it was poachers.

The Fear Is Starting To Crack — And The People Who Built It Know It open.substack.com/pub/theunred...

Saw this on Theeads and I can't stop laughing...

Humans will move cities, change jobs, and drain their phones to avoid five minutes alone with themselves. open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...

Your Social Security “Raise” Just Got Mugged At The Gas Pump open.substack.com/pub/theunred...

May 24, 1992. Kris Kross had kids dressing backwards. Arrested Development made conscious hip-hop cool. Wynonna was going solo. Queen was back at #1 with Bohemian Rhapsody. One week. Six Billboard #1s. Instant time capsule. Which song throws you right back?

#DailyDanceJam Happy Sunday! This is just too damn good not to move to... Shining Star - Earth,Wind & Fire youtu.be/30Sy4h7SqnY?...

Sometimes you have to choose self care...

Some humans run themselves into the ground. Others appear committed to achieving permanent couch status. Neither group seems entirely okay. open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...

He spent the week getting rejected, rattled, contradicted, and quietly tested. The scary part came when Republicans noticed. open.substack.com/pub/theunred...

Things felt different. CD binders in the car. MTV still mattered. People were downloading songs. Santana was back, Aaliyah couldn’t miss, Madonna reinvented herself (again), and a new century had a soundtrack. May 23, 2000. One week. Six charts. A musical time capsule. Which one takes you back?

#DailyDanceJam Happy Saturday! Yesterday, we lost Rob Base, who had us all on the dance floor in 1988... It Takes Two - Rob Base & D.J. E-Z Rock youtu.be/x5HoqqG6K7Q?...

Humans Turn Every Hobby Into Homework open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...

Nothing says “freedom” like handing strangers your personal information open.substack.com/pub/theunred...

May 22, 1989. Before playlists. Before algorithms. Before your phone knew your business. This was the soundtrack of the week. Which one instantly takes you somewhere? A summer night. A car ride. A school dance. Someone you miss. Or the song you swore nobody else remembered.

#DailyDanceJam Happy Friday! It just came to my attention that we lost this fantastic artist last week. Let's honor him by moving our feet to his most controversial, funny, and danceable tune... Strokin' - Clarence Carter youtu.be/PxcDpkk6k5w?...

Exactly...

Unbelievable news from NASCAR... www.samsung-news.com/articles/Z51...

A taxpayer-funded Trump ballroom. A $1.8 BILLION “anti-weaponization”/slush fund. Senate Republicans revolt. Then Congress basically says, “welp", and leaves town. For people who spent decades screaming about government waste and fiscal responsibility, this is one hell of a plot twist.

Humans survive heartbreak, layoffs, and natural disasters, then emotionally collapse because the Wi-Fi blinked twice. open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...

When the law becomes a concierge service for the powerful, "nobody is above the law" stops being a promise and starts being a punchline. open.substack.com/pub/theunred...

There's no universe where I wasn't going to share this...

May 21, 1978. Six charts. One week in music history. Forget “best song.” Which one on this chart instantly drops you back into another version of yourself? A summer night. A dashboard radio. A school dance. Someone you miss. Someone you forgot. Not the biggest hit. The one that opens the door.

#DailyDanceJam Happy Thursday! Bet you haven't moved your feet to this one in a while... When Love Calls - Atlantic Starr youtu.be/N6HS5sk-Q7Y?...

I was just watching a few episodes, and I noticed in the opening credits that the color scheme in the background was the U.S. flag. The upper left corner is blue and the rest is red and white stripes. I never noticed that before.

May 20, 1997. Forget “favorite song.” Which one on this chart instantly takes you somewhere? A summer night. A first kiss. A breakup. A car ride. Someone you miss. Someone you haven’t thought about in years. Not the best song. The one that opens a door. 👇

Do these assholes even know the Constitution exists?

The supreme court is just a regular court with sour cream and diced tomatoes.

Sad news: Barney Frank: one of the first openly gay US congressmen dies share.google/2YkAoH1DGIE9...

Christ, they're dumb as a brick. This is an NBC photo of the "Trump Phone". You know, the one made in the USA (not), and selling for $500 (You can get it on eBay or Walmart for around $75), and best yet, nobody involved with this piece of shit can count (count the stripes on the flag).

Trump has said nothing about the Islamic center shooting where 2 teenagers killed 3 people yesterday. (Likely a hate crime) Then, killed each other. Nothing about the mid air collision of two military jets in Idaho. Nothing about the CDC confirming that an American doctor has contracted EBOLA.

For reasons no cat fully understands, humans keep acting like life starts later. open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...

They don’t need to ban speech. They just need to make you nervous enough to stop using it. That’s the whole play. open.substack.com/pub/theunred...

Thank you to flat earthers for telling me to “do my own research." I took their advice and did just that. I watched the videos, read the articles, looked into the arguments, and even made my own observations. Based on that research, I can now confidently say: The Earth is not flat.

You know who else set up a slush fund in order to enrich themselves and the violent thugs who did their bidding? Of course you do...

Quick reality check: Trump’s IRS “settlement” wasn’t a settlement. Settlements get approved by judges. This didn’t. No judicial signoff. No judge ending a case and calling it valid. That’s not a settlement. That’s a deal made outside the system everybody else is supposed to use.