we need a butlerian jihad against AI

people who persistent fail to use their turn signal when driving should be legally required to get “doofus” tattooed in big block letters on their forehead

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

wrap it up folks, we’ve found the ur-libertarian

nothing like the freedom of wearing boxers for the day. balls get to sag down low, big man gets to stay plump and firm with room to spread out, and that bulge just won’t quit. truly cranks up the bde to full blast 😜

always so funny when people think that service workers being polite and doing their jobs mean they have a shot with them romantically lmao

a queer mob boss named Don Binary

this urge came true (I started a master of public health program)

I understand eric adams here bc after seeing a picture of dua lipa I too felt full allegiance to the country of albania

they hate to see a kirked up white boy bust it down sexual style

out here leaning off that charlie perc

book and comically large can check (from last night)

yeah that’s right I’m a fag (friend [of] all gatos)

fell off my bike so hard today that I dislodged my chain from the pedal gear lmao

I personally can’t believe the clout demon was also a demon in other ways

“west germany wouldn’t have functioned without keeping former nazi officials”

this is this person’s linkedin lmao

friend just showed me a client of hers who has created an ai therapist chatbot based on herself and refers to herself as the “chief liberation officer” of her ai startup, unreal stuff

do you think he’d like Emotion by carly rae jepsen

Men trying to cover up their embarrassment with an overpriced but incredibly conspicuous distraction, call that a Cuomover

just got all my hair chopped off and I think I lost 2 pounds

methinks there is something nefarious afoot ☝️🤓

I went to big boi meat market and everybody knew you

if I had publicly available knowledge about me that read like this, I simply would go off the grid and not write ragebait articles

you know she felt so smart posting this too, incredible work

the life of a medieval serf would have been at least an order of magnitude better if they were able to crack an ice cold miller high life after a long day toiling their liege lord’s fields

hit 1000 elo today in rapid on chess dot com, which means I’m basically magnus

to think that if I had just sent the democrats my last $20 instead of spending it on onlyfans subscriptions we wouldn’t have ended up with a second tr*mp term…smh 😔😔

furiously jingling keys

new kendrick lamar diss track cover goes crazy

the united states should be treated as a rogue nation

average number of monthly poops in european countries 🤯

I think that faking sick to get out of work should be a legally protected right for all americans

just got my unemployment payments extended by the state without requesting it for “unique economic conditions”, which I’m sure bodes well

no more obvious sign of a coward than someone who insists that women are only attractive when they have zero body hair

I cannot stop wheezing

just saw a dude with a mussel shell clamped onto his ballsack on instagram reels, maybe that app has the juice after all

hate when people try to take left turns at busy intersections, like grow up dude

Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

So sorry to disappoint. Self-purification is an essential step in civil disobedience. You can't dismantle white supremacy if you think of yourself as white. Post-white identity formation is a necessary step to enable folks whose ancestors upheld white supremacy to become active anti-racists.

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

absolutely wild moving day book haul

band got asked permission by someone who wants to use our new song for an AMV, we’re going big time now

the late-20s urge to go back to school for a master’s

ai has taken this beautiful reality away from us

conducting a ritual

the state of delaware is just 5 highway interchanges in a trench coat

gay people can’t play yahtzee or poker bc they have to think about straights