Lol. So, so, so mad. Learn some other languages chucklefucks.

The last time we had a Republican president who didn’t start a war in the Middle East, I was young enough to play coach-pitch baseball.

In less than a week the Kennedy Center has effectively closed and our local DC paper has been gutted, both by billionaires. I don’t think immigrants are our problem in this country.

🚨 Pritzker: The monsters responsible for unleashing this havoc on American cities, whether they were firing at civilians in the streets or calling the shots from their cushy offices in Washington, need to be investigated and prosecuted.

lmao

This is the result of people getting too used to online anonymity. Anonymity and the freedom from consequences that it provides has become a sort of entitlement.

The word armadillo is borrowed from Spanish and simply means “little armored one.” But an even better word for an armadillo, in my opinion, is the Nahuatl ayotochtli. It means “turtle rabbit.”

part of why we are driving ICE absolutely mad is that we are using tactics that do not really permit them to legally arrest us. they cannot operate the way they want to operate when we have eyes on them. they want to be a secret police and we simply will not let them be secret

I remain absolutely furious that all this shit in Minneapolis started because a barely-literate homeschooled mormon made a video trying to run up in daycare centers trying to find people of Somalian descent doing fraud despite the ringleader (a white woman) being in jail since March. Demonic.

The fact they’re arresting people who are assembling peacefully instead of the federal agent who just executed one of their residents is pathetic. Up to this point I have been pretty careful not to get to this point rhetorically but we’re over the edge, there’s a burden of responsibility.

The lights are fading and blood is leaking from the corner of my mouth as ICE agents execute me in the streets. With my dying breath, my last words are: “Your… poll numbers… collapsing…”

Makes me think of the piles of shoes and suitcases.

“She voted Republican for the first time,” is right there in the quotation.

If I were the EU or a NATO ally, I would make it very clear to the next American administration that a precondition of normalizing relations is prosecuting this entire regime.

There is no plan, gang

A college sophomore at an Occupy rally could not have generated such a grotesque outsized caricature of US imperialism

Trump wants someone he can perp walk on TV everywhere—with a captured media apparatus that will regurgitate every State Department claim against Maduro and Venezuela—so that he can prove to Americans how much of a tough guy and true American leader he still is.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

From AG Bondi, Maduro has been charged with “having oil and not giving it to us.”

Happy New Year. We’re going to win.

When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?

Me, to my almost 3 year old: “Is there poop in your pants? Him: “Not yet!”

You will be visited by three spirits

HOW 🤯

I know everyone is saying AI is doing this but I think it's the entire economy sucking shit that's doing this and they're just using AI as an excuse.

This is elder abuse (complimentary)

Movies you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR or Marvel.

The “Trump’s MRI is evidence of a serious heart condition” crowd reminds me of the “low shipping container volume means we’ll have empty shelves” crowd back in April. Get a grip, BSky.

Oh no! Anyway…

Misspelled “prosecuted”

@profanity.accountant Audit me.

0dte calls

Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time

"A FED RATE CUT IN DECEMBER ISN'T AN ANTIDOTE."

Oh dont worry, you already know who it is

“Large shimmering sphere expands, countering fears of soap bubble”

Lmao

one thing i do remember is that the republican party, before it went MAGA, was too weak to keep MAGA from taking it over. remember trump steamrolling all of those guys and now he tells them what to do and the worst elements of his base are in charge. democrats seem that weak now too. no control

oh holy shit yes

“You’re either coaching it or allowing it to happen.” - Mike Leach

BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!

Chuck’s gotta go, man, this is coward shit even Jeffries got this right eventually

“moves to seize control of the country’s oil fields…” Somewhere in hell Dick Cheney is smiling.

We are already at war with Venezuela, the only reason we do not talk about war with Venezuela is because the media environment is complicit in the war with Venezuela. When the war with Venezuela becomes even more of a war with Venezuela, we will learn to deny that act of war with Venezuela, too.