HOW 🤯

I know everyone is saying AI is doing this but I think it's the entire economy sucking shit that's doing this and they're just using AI as an excuse.

This is elder abuse (complimentary)

Movies you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR or Marvel.

The “Trump’s MRI is evidence of a serious heart condition” crowd reminds me of the “low shipping container volume means we’ll have empty shelves” crowd back in April. Get a grip, BSky.

Oh no! Anyway…

Misspelled “prosecuted”

@profanity.accountant Audit me.

0dte calls

Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time

"A FED RATE CUT IN DECEMBER ISN'T AN ANTIDOTE."

Oh dont worry, you already know who it is

“Large shimmering sphere expands, countering fears of soap bubble”

Lmao

one thing i do remember is that the republican party, before it went MAGA, was too weak to keep MAGA from taking it over. remember trump steamrolling all of those guys and now he tells them what to do and the worst elements of his base are in charge. democrats seem that weak now too. no control

oh holy shit yes

“You’re either coaching it or allowing it to happen.” - Mike Leach

BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!

Chuck’s gotta go, man, this is coward shit even Jeffries got this right eventually

“moves to seize control of the country’s oil fields…” Somewhere in hell Dick Cheney is smiling.

We are already at war with Venezuela, the only reason we do not talk about war with Venezuela is because the media environment is complicit in the war with Venezuela. When the war with Venezuela becomes even more of a war with Venezuela, we will learn to deny that act of war with Venezuela, too.

Good thing we nuked the Department of Education so that we could save enough taxpayer dollars to pay for WH renovations.

Wonder how the folks in deep red Southern Utah feel about being irradiated again

Mine will always and forever be a Chuck Schumer hate account.

He’s talking about the Montreal Cognitive Assessment that is given to assess people for cognitive impairment from neurodegenerative diseases.

There are Consequences?

Oh shit! Canada ran the Reagan ad!

Sisyphus: Who among us wouldn’t cheat death if given the opportunity?

Cronus: What's the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Greek meal?

Sinema, Fetterman, and now Platner. Stop voting for quirky iconoclasts, people. Effective legislators are generally very boring.

the point of the ballroom obvs has nothing to do with aesthetics. it's to create an architectural structure to honor the patronage networks that currently dominate US politics. previous WH venues hosted maybe a couple of hundred people; this hosts nearly 1,000 rich donors.

“WWJD stands for ‘Who Would Jesus Dump shit on from a fighter jet in an AI video?’ A lot of people don’t know that.”

Man… this guy had a bad weekend.

Not an original thought - but “it appears” that the media doesn’t believe that anything actually ever happens. They can’t simply describe real events. All they can do is offer descriptions of what other people *say* happened.

Markets for prescription drugs should be determined by medical necessity, not marketing and branding.

*image of fred rogers smiling ear to ear while ‘bulls on parade’ intro begins playing*

“We’re not closing up Republican programs…” - the guy who killed PEPFAR

None of it is worth reading after the Claremont run ended.

Frankenstein is the monster.

Yet another sympathetic profile of a total asshole by the folks at the NYT.

The debates about whether Elon did a Nazi salute are so fucking embarrassing in retrospect. People don’t want to believe their own eyes.

"El Paso Bishop Mark Seitz, who attended the meeting, said Chicago-born Pope Leo was visibly moved after being handed dozens of letters from immigrants describing their fears of arrest and separation under Trump’s enforcement policies..." www.thedailybeast.com/pope-leo-ram...

i don't think the news media believes that things actually happen anymore they're only aware of people *saying* a thing happened, and perhaps some other people saying something different but the thing itself? they all suddenly become hardline kantians: "no no no, we can't perceive the *noumenal*"

I will not back down. Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power. What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?

I'm tired of hating these people so much. I don't want to be bombarded with justifiable reasons to hate anyone all day every day. I just want them to go away

Just the tackiest mfs alive