Just going to confess to this now: if I were ever surveyed about this I would totally agree that chocolate milk comes from brown cows just to be funny. How could I not?

Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities: Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged Thuggish violence against observers: Way up

Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist

I laughed so hard at that joke. Really funny.

Two days after Trump posts a racist video, he now attacks Bad Bunny: "Nobody understands a word this guy is saying." He adds: "There is nothing inspirational about this mess." FYI: The billboard behind Bad Bunny read: "The only thing more powerful than hate is love." #SuperBowl

Oz has a good way to lower health care costs: Early deaths for the poor.

"I'll have meat and yogurt," said the Health Secretary, his voice box rattling like a decaying wooden roller coaster. "It's healthier," he added, as his forehead skin exploded into black and maroon flowers of biotic rot and his nose slid off his face into his plate of raw chicken pieces.

Liam Ramos has more American spirit in his little finger than this sonofabitch has in his entire body

Anyone in the regime be normal challenge. Level: impossible

the answer to his hypothetical about a five year old American citizen is his party would like to deny it food and healthcare if its parents are working but poor and that the party would like to tear gas the American child if the parents take the kid to do free speech incorrectly

A movement led by a born-rich billionaire with an Ivy League degree, a Yale lawyer/venture capitalist who wrote a book looking down on the working class, the world’s richest man, and a scion of the most famous political family on a fad diet of “ferments”—and the term for this movement is “populist”?

I keep trying to figure out wtf he means by "I also think what about that 5-year-old US citizen?" Because I think that 5 year old US citizen is much more harmed by the knowledge that their friends could be kidnapped & disappeared than the fact that a kid in their class's family is seeking asylum.

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i would not recommend reading trump’s unhinged post because all he knows how to do is diminish joy, and bad bunny just created so much of it.

the set design and choreography was so beautiful that it was irrelevant that I’m a dummy who can’t understand Spanish

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

RFK’s tailgate spread features mainly road-to-table bear and death cap shrooms in an aioli of secretions from his own body.

Good Tsar Bad Boyars

RFK Jr is like how a toddler would sound if they had a decent vocabulary

and who are you rooting for? "while i've eaten a seahawk or two in my time, nothing can replace delicious and nutritious human meat. Patriots."

loved every second of Bad Bunny. That message of inclusion and a celebration of cultures like Puerto Rico’s is just what America needs right now. Plus, his music just gets you in motion. 10/10

Trump crashes out over Bad Bunny’s halftime show

Kid Rock must have opened with ‘Bawitdaba’

it's so funny that he wedged in a complaint about the new kickoff rule at the end there lmao

plot twist this is actually about the kid rock halftime show. "'bawitdaba'- nobody understands a word this guy's saying!"

You had 4 months to learn Spanish, not his fault you couldn't understand him.

Experiencing this in San Juan with a giant room full of Puerto Ricans who came out just for this was one of the best collective live TV experiences I have ever had

NOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOooooooo0000000!!!!11

It’s half time, and that means it’s time for one of America’s most enduring and beloved traditions: mediocre white people being unproductively furious at having to notice brown people

Taking responsibility for your actions is a tool of Western Imperialist hegemony

Green Day: “don’t wanna be an American Idiot” Page Six:

This is the same philosophy that plays "Born in the USA" at Trump rallies.

Only JD Vance would visit Milan and bring his own food with him.

I suppose that pic accurately represents what DHS has become under Trump.

The MAGA Fake Outrage Industrial Complex having to work overtime with the Olympics and Super Bowl happening to trigger the snowflakes.

MAGA scrutinizing the Super Bowl opening ceremony looking for a reason to be offended.

This Weekend in Politics, Bulletin 303. Everything you need to know about what happened today in politics. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...

BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

This document appears to have been removed from the Epstein records. I wonder why. Did Woody Allen complain?

I want to thank everyone who posts gift articles of really important stories that all Americans should read but are behind paywalls so most can’t. There are some stories that are so important to the public interest that media companies should remove paywalls on some occasions.

For example, how can a big media company that breaks a huge story on an example of corruption in government put that particular story behind a paywall? I understand it is a business, but exceptions should be made for certain kinds of articles.

Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner on the USS Abraham Lincoln.

Only in a Trump admin does a traitorous Putin-loving real estate investor like Witkoff get to address active duty sailors and marines on an aircraft carrier.

Kid Rock was really the best they could get for their alternate halftime show? That’s the most talented MAGA performer?

It’s insane that the Trump admin wants to double the already massive US military budget in just 2 years when we are not at war. Trump’s DOD budgets are a cesspool of corruption and grift for the military industrial complex, scammers and grifters, including Donald Trump, Jr.

If Vance isn’t able to attend an Olympic event without an entourage of armored vehicles that looks like he just landed at Normandy in 1944, maybe he shouldn’t go.

7 key questions that Ro Khanna wants to ask Ghislaine Maxwell when she appears before Oversight tomorrow that Todd Blanche did not ask. But unlike with Blanche, Maxwell will refuse to answer them. Why is she getting special treatment from DOJ? bsky.app/profile/meid...

It’s very telling that Ghislaine Maxwell was happy to sit down with Trump’s former criminal defense attorney Todd Blanche for 2 days & answer his pathetic questions in exchange for special treatment, but she will refuse to answer all questions from anyone else including Congress.

Howard Lutnick used to be a fixture on the Sunday shows. He did more TV appearances in 2025 than anyone in the Trump admin other than Stephen Miller. But since the last Epstein drop, Lutnick has been hiding from the press.