LET’S GOOOOO WE MIGHT ACTUALLY GET A MAYOR FOR ONCE

uhhhhh holy shit?

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DOJ really seems to be doing a "release all the files and then immediately remove whichever ones get traffic" sort of dance here

OH SO WHEN *SOMEONE ELSE* DOES IT

ALL HAIL THE KING

this dude can be annoying as hell sometimes but he is absolutely reading his biggest critics into oblivion right now

Putah Creek! Tributary to the Sacramento, and (like so many things in the Central Valley) an inspiration for a Creedence song

hahahaha eat shit fred rosen

As a forensic reconstructionist: reconstructing vehicle motions from mobile camera footage is time consuming work and requires a lot of expertise, and even then you end up with large margins of error. Nobody uses AI for this, because it would instantly kicked out of court.

The Onion understands posting properly: you can post about politics. you can even post a plurality about politics. but the majority of your posts must be non-political shitposting to keep the vibes alive

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

goddammit @theonion.com

Yves Klein in 1957:

Myst, produced by Ryan Murphy

Ida's mugs are the best! If you're looking for a beautiful gift this is your shot, get an order in early.

The “brain worm” story is perjury that RFK told during his protracted divorce proceedings to deny his ex-wife alimony payments, proceedings so protracted and cruel she ended her own life before they were finished. No doctor “reviewed his scans”, and the NYT never fact-checked them.

how many people on earth are you allowed to be this mean to without ever having met them. maybe 1000?

I'm very uncertain about James Gunn being in charge of this but a longer form adaption that adopts the much more morally interesting tone of the comics is something I'm very interested in. I like the Wachowskis but the movie throws away a lot of nuance for Bush Did 9/11-style criticism.

new NoVA winemom yard sign just dropped In This House We Believe: -Black Lives Matter -No Human Is Illegal -Women's Rights Are Human Rights -Science Is Real -[redacted due to 18 U.S. Code § 871] -Love Is Love

as polls close, remember how nice it feels to lib out on occasion. just let yourself be happy when the not-ideal but clearly preferable candidate wins you can go back to dooming next week

The "all stick no carrot" administration continues a-pace

i refuse to believe this is not a @pixelatedboat.bsky.social bit

yeah okay that’s absolute a bannable offense on any competently moderated forum that said, there are also other users that are not banned that should be (hence this whole dust up in the first place)

Literally the only times I ever go to Dallas is when I get paid my full billable hourly, including travel. Just a soulless city. Built like Florida, weather like Phoenix.

inspired by absolutely nothing that is currently happening please reply with the two Bluesky posters whose multiday vituperative shitfight would render the site least pleasant

I once ran into Vince Vaughn outside a restaurant in Manhattan Beach. As in, literally ran into, mid-jog.

lmfao art

so... why would i subscribe

lmao

Also, instead of long-form programming, all it shows are 30 second clips and ads, and the boundary between the two is blurred at best

today, as always, is the second best day to delete your Facebook and Instagram

i believe paralympians absolutely count for Big Oaf Midwestern Politics

Alexander Hamilton would be loving this

it is once again time for the greatest run on earth also Scott Jurek liked my hat so that’s cool

What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?

when you forget to generate a casus belli but are playing for a domination victory and send it anyway

blocklists are magical, really can't stress how nice it is to find a user who you trust and subscribe to their blocklist even if you want to fall for the bait it'll cut you off before the pass

some of it might even be unintentional!

culver checking in

it’s giving

certified median american voter moment

when i, a man with balls, have financial disputes with other men with balls, first thing i do is call them pedophiles you know, like a man

Senator Richardson is my senator and after a bit of a fright I’m glad she made the right vote!

As someone who works in forensics, this also drives me insane. Testimony is evidence! Is it always the highest quality evidence available? No. But testimony is absolutely a type of evidence, as much as video and physical evidence are types of evidence as well.

everyone's keying in on "bacon, cheese and egg" but ordering an English muffin is the real antisemitism in this mayoral race

Any journalist that has ever granted Art Laffer an iota of credibility should be ignored forever.

yeah, they really did, this was explicitly stated by the candidate and his supporters that they later have recanted when the policy comes into contact with reality does not mean they did not

"who can eat at a time like this. people are missing"

Material politics broke down during the Obama years. The only thing that matters in red districts is “are you making things worse for Blue districts”, it’s pure resentment all the way down.