I cannot express my overwhelming jealously for the forensic engineer who got hired to test the cushion and chambers layout to determine whether the acoustics were sufficient for bystanders to hear loud sex.

Being skeptical of any media or journalism that is aimed at making you upset is how you stop yourself from becoming a fox news grandpa. You should not want to become a fox news grandpa.

disc horse said “meet me in temeculhenge”

“no definitely we should do coffee, don’t have my calendar in front of me though. just text me soon! (please do not text me)”

*back that azz up intensifies*

a cool thing that we generally know from research is that animals mostly like similar sounds as us! so the alligators (and other animals he sings to) could genuinely enjoy this, they’re not just scoping out food but don’t do this if you’re not this guy

there are bad people who like rockets but don’t get it twisted: rockets are still hella cool

It's like the opposite of the bene gesserit. Their plans are measured in minutes

so, uh, did we ever find out if Ahmadinejad actually survived or not like has anyone followed up on that

neither a good ending nor a bad ending but an ending that honestly all three of them deserved

if you ever want to feel a certain age, in Perfect Blue they log onto the internet using Netscape Navigator

y'all said "be gay, do crimes" and now look what happened

i was wondering why the FBI was advertising jobs to me over gmail

Post a banger that isn't in English

just gonna say that anyone who's responding to this like "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME QUIT CAFFEINE" is doing the same thing as the boomer "just black coffee" cartoon

feels like a turn from early bluesky that there's a dutch speedskater named Femme Kok who just blew up the standings and there's nothing on the timeline

uhhhhh holy shit?

In zee middle we have zee twink, on zee left and zee right we have zee two options for zee twink as zay age. Twink Death et Transition.

DOJ really seems to be doing a "release all the files and then immediately remove whichever ones get traffic" sort of dance here

OH SO WHEN *SOMEONE ELSE* DOES IT

ALL HAIL THE KING

this dude can be annoying as hell sometimes but he is absolutely reading his biggest critics into oblivion right now

Putah Creek! Tributary to the Sacramento, and (like so many things in the Central Valley) an inspiration for a Creedence song

hahahaha eat shit fred rosen

As a forensic reconstructionist: reconstructing vehicle motions from mobile camera footage is time consuming work and requires a lot of expertise, and even then you end up with large margins of error. Nobody uses AI for this, because it would instantly kicked out of court.

The Onion understands posting properly: you can post about politics. you can even post a plurality about politics. but the majority of your posts must be non-political shitposting to keep the vibes alive

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

goddammit @theonion.com

Yves Klein in 1957:

Myst, produced by Ryan Murphy

Ida's mugs are the best! If you're looking for a beautiful gift this is your shot, get an order in early.

The “brain worm” story is perjury that RFK told during his protracted divorce proceedings to deny his ex-wife alimony payments, proceedings so protracted and cruel she ended her own life before they were finished. No doctor “reviewed his scans”, and the NYT never fact-checked them.

how many people on earth are you allowed to be this mean to without ever having met them. maybe 1000?

I'm very uncertain about James Gunn being in charge of this but a longer form adaption that adopts the much more morally interesting tone of the comics is something I'm very interested in. I like the Wachowskis but the movie throws away a lot of nuance for Bush Did 9/11-style criticism.

new NoVA winemom yard sign just dropped In This House We Believe: -Black Lives Matter -No Human Is Illegal -Women's Rights Are Human Rights -Science Is Real -[redacted due to 18 U.S. Code § 871] -Love Is Love

as polls close, remember how nice it feels to lib out on occasion. just let yourself be happy when the not-ideal but clearly preferable candidate wins you can go back to dooming next week

The "all stick no carrot" administration continues a-pace

i refuse to believe this is not a @pixelatedboat.bsky.social bit

yeah okay that’s absolute a bannable offense on any competently moderated forum that said, there are also other users that are not banned that should be (hence this whole dust up in the first place)

Literally the only times I ever go to Dallas is when I get paid my full billable hourly, including travel. Just a soulless city. Built like Florida, weather like Phoenix.

inspired by absolutely nothing that is currently happening please reply with the two Bluesky posters whose multiday vituperative shitfight would render the site least pleasant

I once ran into Vince Vaughn outside a restaurant in Manhattan Beach. As in, literally ran into, mid-jog.

lmfao art

so... why would i subscribe

lmao

Also, instead of long-form programming, all it shows are 30 second clips and ads, and the boundary between the two is blurred at best

today, as always, is the second best day to delete your Facebook and Instagram