As Netanyahu addresses the United Nations in New York City this morning, the world recoils in horror at the ongoing genocide in Gaza.

You can learn a lot about a guy based on their opinion on Dhalsim

Without further ado, here is the trailer for Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. Against all odds, it will air in select theatres on October 2nd, along with the theatrical debut of Sex House. Tickets go on sale tomorrow. And, yes, this is real.

A very big Onion announcement: The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece. It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd. Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

i cant fucking breath lmfao

I Knew I Was Forgetting Something!! The Admin Forgot To Make A New Title Card Before Leaving For College So You All Have To Wait Until They Go Back Home

seeing a youtuber who was harassed for a negative review for literally years with their new video of tearing down someone else’s negative review

they get really upset and start whining when you call ICE the modern day gestapo which is exactly what it is

fuck it man here it is

prayers up to anyone working a sports desk phone

The thing to remember after every stunt Alex Jones pulls from now on is that he's desperately flailing for any attention he can get in a right-wing media space that he helped create but has become increasingly irrelevant in. Give him nothing.

“Mario Kart World is absolutely worth $80. Anyway, I, uh, gotta go now bye.”

OUR BATHROOM MIRRORS ARE VITAL TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY

The best thing about the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Randomizer, is sitting through an emotional cutscene, having the screen fade to black, and then getting this for your dungeon name:

In full awareness that this is probably not information he ever had the chance to pick up while being coached by his dad: this is a BOLD stance to take when a key determining factor in backup quarterback longevity in this league is “are you fun to hang out with”

The older you get the more you realize… You do not have enough forks

Finally, a chart worth watching

ad rock: I GOT THE D DOUBLE O D DOUBLE O beastie boys: STYLE ad rock: PLAYING FOR THE CARDINALS WITH THE QB beastie boys: KYLE ad rock: LOSING TIME OF POSSESSION BY A COUNTRY beastie boys: MILE ad rock: COACH GONNA END UP beastie boys: IN EXILE

this made me genuinely laugh out loud twice. and the bit about swords felt like a teacher talking to kids.

me and @rkalland.bsky.social did something on the most famous fan of every nfl team and we learned blake shelton is a cardinals fan and his reason for why is — and this is a direct quote from the video and the full extent he divulged of why he is a cardinals fan — "it just happened"

the cardinals monarchy has existed for much much longer than several actual real world monarchies. it’s got imperial german crown beat by like 40 years

I'M GOING TO THROW UYP

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Being anti capitalist makes you a terrorist? Well, thanks Jeff Bezos I guess for establishing that it’s wrong think to be anti capitalist in one of our nation’s biggest and most important newspapers where no one is allowed to defend critiques of capitalism.

Wrote for @thenation.com about the complicity of some liberal politicians and pundits in the conservative campaign to exterminate trans people www.thenation.com/article/poli...

the best art makes you uncomfortable in ways you cannot fully grasp

Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

boycotts work. anyone who says otherwise is spreading pro corporate, pro government propaganda

Pretty Good HRT (PGHRT) is a hormone program that provides feminization and guidance for transgender. PGHRT is used for transing, sexing, and gendering texts, e-mails, files, directories, and whole disk partitions and to increase the gender of trans. (counter went up)

Found it!

In case AI art didn't made you mad already.

A man who made deep fake pornographic images of prominent Australian women and posted them to a website has been fined $343,500 by the Federal Court — the first case of its kind in the country.

Who needs AI Art when you got: Extremely rudimentary skill in a free Photoshop alternative Free character creation software like Vroid Studio and really cool artist friends you can commission to fill in the gaps

I have been saying this for YEARS Every time I hear some dudebro talk about how "gimmick bosses" are bad I'm just like, god really, you really want the 428th boss in a row that holds their attack an extra second, like ACTUALLY?? Physically cannot understand this mindset. Bone-crushingly boring.

@wikimediafoundation.org signed the Statement on the Four Digital Rights of Memory Institutions! The organisation behind projects, like #Wikipedia, knows better than that preserving & sharing knowledge depends on strong digital rights. #ProtectOurFutureMemory www.internetarchive.eu/2025/09/26/w...

Out of fucking control and if I were an elected Dem or running for office I’d be in front of every camera I could find telling America your prescriptions just got twice as expensive, your health insurance premiums are about to skyrocket from ACA subsidy cancellation, and oh the gov shuts down Wed.

Yall better check and see if yalls chats still work or not cuz mines locked away now 💀

I read a piece earlier that said “imagine how MAGA would react if seatbelt laws were introduced today,” to which I reply: We don’t need to imagine

i like how you can see the person that made this was full of spite but the message is genuine and pure so instead of the guy looking like an annoying loser he just ended up looking like a chill unc giving good advises

Any time the bsky account or any of the bsky team breathes we remind them they need to repeal the nsfw restrictions I want them to get no notifications except those

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.

if ppl under 18 cant vote, ppl over 65 shouldnt be able to vote either

nintendo gets 30% of one infringer's salary for the rest of his life, now own the entire gameplay mechanic of "summoning things to fight for you", but draw the line at using the legal system to stop fascists from appropriating their work fuck your "this is just business", it's moral cowardice

good morning, Seattle :)