ADHD is just one continuous parade of doing your best to keep up with everything and every week you learn you've forgotten to do something crucial

Good news! We just won a landmark case on gender recognition 🏳️‍⚧️ At a moment where things have felt particularly dark trans community, this is a huge victory ⬇️ https://goodlaw.social/5k9b

trying to watch debate highlights and it's just like MODERATOR: Do you love israel: yes or yes. CUOMO: zionism is a real "abbondanza" to me! SLIWA: i was shot for saying i loved it. in 1977! MAMDANI: can you ask a question about new york MODERATOR: Okay. Would you go to the israeli day PARADE then

Having slept on it, I think the even more shocking part of it is that Starmer is so desperate to unleash racist violence onto the British people that he's sided *against* the police for what must be the second or third time in his career (the other times were also in aid of racism)

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This is because they did such an excellent job of making their party credible and popular, like everyone agreed they had done

The whole point of doing this is to show their fellow crackpots around the world: you don’t have to tolerate annoying people who oppose your fascism any more. You can jail them, beat them, degrade them. It’s fun! You should give it a go, you’ll enjoy it and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop you.

all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd

It is laughable to think that you can neuter the far right with minor tweaks like this. How many Conservative or Reform supporters even know that immigrants have to pass a language test? They object to immigration on emotional grounds, not because they have dry objections to eligibility criteria.

I'm cooking on the Island north of Vaugarde. I'm on that shit you can't pronounce

honking as instructed because I hate Starmer but shaking my head the whole time so they know I disagree with stopping the boats

The names of all the children that are known, with many more likely buried under the rubble. www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...

The Arab Spring is a relevant point to pick, because it’s when all the lads joyfully hailed social media as an excellent tool* for people to organise against cruel, unjust regimes that rule by force, propaganda, patronage and inertia. And then they stopped, and had a think about what that meant.

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the jump from high school musical tertiary antagonist to pronoun creature is crazy

Rolled my eyes at a woman in Marks and Spencers and now I'm in the Sunday Times with a £100k bounty on my head.

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It is pretty noticeable that even as mainstream opinion on Israel and Gaza finally shifts, you don’t hear the Responsible Adults apologizing for punishing all the college kids protesting the atrocities. Quite the opposite in fact!

This one is definitely my favourite so far: we’re getting ready to notice the absolutely absurd anti-democratic financial fuckery we all knew about years ago and were absolutely fine with then, because it has now become convenient to do so.

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British humour is just so much more sophisticated and highbrow than American humour. For example, in a classic British sitcom episode, John Cleese hits his head really hard and starts shouting and walking funny.

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If the Grinch was red... well I don't really like to think about that

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An example here: we now know that “the whistleblowers” cited here were in fact Morgan McSweeney himself, who appears to have spent months in 2023/24 bragging about how he convinced the hacks to run terrifying front-page exposes about members of the public posting on Facebook.

according to Skeleton law that’s actually illegal bro be mind- sorry, skullful of their customs

hey man ive been seeing you walk around with a big orange glowing weak point recently. do you wanna talk about it.

do any of my followers have STAB Close Combat?

Ah, New York. Where else in the world can you eat dinner.

I'm sounding the alarm here too. Kyle Doormonster, of The Guards Themselves Fame, is now a lesbian baddie with a mullet. Yet I've seen no fireworks or other celebrations. I'm disappointed in all of you, who I assume were just as invested in the channel and character as I was.

Straight T-girl thinking her boyfriend is about to come out as trans, relieved to find out he just assassinated a guy Dog Day Afternoon style instead

And neither explains the actual reasons for winning nor the reasons for failure. Today, these would be “The press kicked their opponents to death for being embarrassing” and “Was absurdly right wing”. The winning books contained little of the former and the losing ones will be about other things.

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LMAOOO it's all coming out now!!

How could such a thing have happened right under the noses of Britain’s irreverent, irrepressible, iconoclastic politics journalists, without anyone speaking up about what they knew? It is extremely odd. Very difficult to believe there wasn’t some kind of malicious omerta in force, IMO.

every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer

Whoever did this is going to be in major trouble with the dean

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