happy chlo year

i hate minecraft so much what the fuck is this horseshit

what if the lead vocalist on Thriller was in the files in the same picture as mr miyagi if he was a gooner and his name was michael jacks on jacks off

never look in the replies of youtube comments in a video about transphobia btw. genuinely has ruined my morning i should have known better

/give @p suspicious_stew[suspicious_stew_effects=[{id:"minecraft:blindness",duration:24000}]] 1

if im chloe and youre chloe then whos flying the plane

before 2025 end does anyone wanna hold me until i stop shaking

50k or slap northernlion's bald head

sometimes i think about webfishing and get really sad

listening to "SONGS THAT GET WHITE PEOPLE TURNT" on spotifdy (its kino)

fuck my stupid chud existence what do you mean the visceral yearning to be held by nobody in particular has gotten worse. what cruel god deigned to make me want to cuddle this often without giving me any outlet. was it the prog

i feel like i definitely need to unlearn the fucked up "don't take up space" mindset that comes with being oppressed because what do you mean ive just got into the habit of dancing around people taking any comments i make about any given oppressor group in the worst faith possible

LXVII like and subscrie

trying to make a minecraft modpack and very quickly developing negative opinions on the current state of modded minecraft

yesterday a poodle with the most turbo fucked up haircut possible came up to my porch and with my dad in earshot i definitely called that thing an emaciated little homunculus and asked if we could get it some food becasue i didnt know they were supposed to be that lean

one must imagine sisyphus locked in

think i will take a small break from internet dot com to rest and not do much else. i feel like ive been extremely anxious, bitter, critical, angry at myself and others, been doing worse at social situations, etc, and i want to get out of that headspace before it starts affecting shit i care about

btw a huge part of being respectful towards fat women is being normal towards us. you can't just fetishize your way through this because being respectful towards any group, regardless of features, tends to involve not weirdly sexualizing them/their features without their consent at the drop of a hat

adding a condition to this btw and its that bluesky moderation needs to get its shit together. so basically if you want more consistent chloe posts the feedback button and bluesky staff reply sections are right there adn you should use them to very politely and lovingly ask for a jesse singal ban :3

guys im not owned. heres a picture of my food so you know im not owned

if bluesky ups the character limit thats when ill consider posting more btw. i am a woman of multitudes and complex thoughts i am not constraining myself to 300 characters. thats stupid

Straight T-girl thinking her boyfriend is about to come out as trans, relieved to find out he just assassinated a guy Dog Day Afternoon style instead

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

what the fuck even are lucky charms

been thinking about it and i think one of the most fascinating things to exist is pickup artistry. whole communities exist on the sole premise of "convincing people that doing a sex with you is a good idea" and theyre frequented by people who post about alpha males unironically. its kinda wonderful

im in this btw you should watch it if you havent already :3

neighbour's got a beastie that barks like ya-hoo-hoo every time and it's oddly compelling

we finish each others sentences... like soulmates.. or the backstreet boys...,

look at my chungus showdown dms what are we even doing here

just had to listen to someone willingly defend the bigf bang theory. sdend thoughts and prayers

just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares

i am so close to quitting the horse game this shit is not allowing me to have any fun at all

this gif has caused 2 people i know of to crash out and leave a community through no fault of his own

teaster for upcoming project ;)

i just realized this is a callback to the fucking chalk. i love you toby fox

ive learned so much cool race horse lore in the past few days this shit is peak. what do you mean rice shower tripped during a race at 6 years old and got euthanized on the spot. like they put up a tent to keep people from seeing and everything. every 2 seconds i hear a new fucked up story its great

turns out the deltarune wiki already does this and it is exactly as funny as i imagined it would be lol

noelle is the knight btw. just thought you should know

my desk chair broke yesterday but it gave me an excuse to drag a big ass comfy armchair up to my desk to use as a replacement so this might not be bad actually

making my own new fucked up social rules and looking at the neurotypicals weird when they dont know them

had a nightmare that in the eyes of the people i committed a social faux pax and i didn't think i did so i actually stood up for myself in said dream and loudly asked for an open dialogue (in 99% of my dreams i cannot speak at all even if i try) so basically i think today might mark a turning point

went to the doctor's office recently and my phone died while i was waiting so i was faced with the sudden and crushing realization that i really wanted to play with the little bead roller coaster thing in the lobby and had to determine if that was worth looking like a 5 year old

ive been watching a bit too much youtube shorts and my takeaway is that zesty might be the worst word to gain popularity online recently. like its just the most annoying little homophobic dogwhistle but in a super specific way where i think i'd really rather just be called a slur