one of the funnier parts of paleontology 'discourse' imo is all the who would win playground battle powerscaling shit because it really and truly is just nonsensical and favors t. rex 99% of the time in a way that feels like its probably on purpose

Yeah we got our top scientists on the case and they've deduced that this guy looked like a fucking disphit.

i really need to kick the habit of coasting on superficial charm for an easy reflexive out for any given social situation. picked that shit up as a kid in order to survive in several extremely fucked up environments and now the yeahfulness bleeds into everything and i kinda can't stand it

Another #ofthedevil piece! Serra this time. She is very green. Perhaps the greenest.

me: yeah so an issue i've had is that it feels like nothing describes my asexuality-ish-thing perfectly. i'm not entirely immune, i have the demi thing of sometimes wanting it with a trusted partner, but since the incident youtube: do you wanna watch episode 9 of ryan's gaming diary with me(no views

me am,d who

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The World Ends With Stew

currently making organic homegrown non gmo authentic ragebait by just taking my real actual shit opinions and putting them on tier lists

so many youtubers openly state their use of generative ai to make their videos in a way that suggests they think that isnt going to make me immediately click off

going to costco and giggling at every product that says kirkland on it

maybe if i sleep the soul crushing moral panic will go away

i have upgraded to 32 gigglebytes of ram and have changed my stance. if you are still running a meager 16 you are henceforth a lowly peasant and are ordered to wash my crops and farm my dishes until further notice

someone smarter than me needs to talk about how whenever someone perceived as or proven to be a bad person (pedophiles, abusers, rapists, murderers, etc) is brought up in comment sections the person in question is disproportionately a minority and often brought up for no clear reason except bigotry

does anyone have browser recommendations i think mine hates me

the people will have me hung drawn and quartered for this but the qualityslop guy was onto something

somehow just misread "don't talk to me until i've had my coffee" as the new and innovative phrase "don't talk to me until i hang myself" and i fear i might need this on a shirt

I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.

happy chlo year

i hate minecraft so much what the fuck is this horseshit

what if the lead vocalist on Thriller was in the files in the same picture as mr miyagi if he was a gooner and his name was michael jacks on jacks off

never look in the replies of youtube comments in a video about transphobia btw. genuinely has ruined my morning i should have known better

/give @p suspicious_stew[suspicious_stew_effects=[{id:"minecraft:blindness",duration:24000}]] 1

if im chloe and youre chloe then whos flying the plane

before 2025 end does anyone wanna hold me until i stop shaking

50k or slap northernlion's bald head

sometimes i think about webfishing and get really sad

listening to "SONGS THAT GET WHITE PEOPLE TURNT" on spotifdy (its kino)

fuck my stupid chud existence what do you mean the visceral yearning to be held by nobody in particular has gotten worse. what cruel god deigned to make me want to cuddle this often without giving me any outlet. was it the prog

i feel like i definitely need to unlearn the fucked up "don't take up space" mindset that comes with being oppressed because what do you mean ive just got into the habit of dancing around people taking any comments i make about any given oppressor group in the worst faith possible

LXVII like and subscrie

trying to make a minecraft modpack and very quickly developing negative opinions on the current state of modded minecraft

yesterday a poodle with the most turbo fucked up haircut possible came up to my porch and with my dad in earshot i definitely called that thing an emaciated little homunculus and asked if we could get it some food becasue i didnt know they were supposed to be that lean

one must imagine sisyphus locked in

think i will take a small break from internet dot com to rest and not do much else. i feel like ive been extremely anxious, bitter, critical, angry at myself and others, been doing worse at social situations, etc, and i want to get out of that headspace before it starts affecting shit i care about

btw a huge part of being respectful towards fat women is being normal towards us. you can't just fetishize your way through this because being respectful towards any group, regardless of features, tends to involve not weirdly sexualizing them/their features without their consent at the drop of a hat

adding a condition to this btw and its that bluesky moderation needs to get its shit together. so basically if you want more consistent chloe posts the feedback button and bluesky staff reply sections are right there adn you should use them to very politely and lovingly ask for a jesse singal ban :3

guys im not owned. heres a picture of my food so you know im not owned

if bluesky ups the character limit thats when ill consider posting more btw. i am a woman of multitudes and complex thoughts i am not constraining myself to 300 characters. thats stupid

Straight T-girl thinking her boyfriend is about to come out as trans, relieved to find out he just assassinated a guy Dog Day Afternoon style instead

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

what the fuck even are lucky charms

been thinking about it and i think one of the most fascinating things to exist is pickup artistry. whole communities exist on the sole premise of "convincing people that doing a sex with you is a good idea" and theyre frequented by people who post about alpha males unironically. its kinda wonderful

im in this btw you should watch it if you havent already :3

neighbour's got a beastie that barks like ya-hoo-hoo every time and it's oddly compelling

we finish each others sentences... like soulmates.. or the backstreet boys...,