lifeslop is being sheepishly asked by a white person where you come from. lifegem is when two east asians (one korean one chinese) come up to you at the library and unabashedly say “yeah we were discussing what race you were, what the fuck are you”

having adhd and 3 simultaneous assignments is like being shot in both legs and expected to do a triathalon. “people with adhd can’t do anything“ aside i really don’t like the feeling of being nauseous and having a headache from feeling bad about procrastination/self sabotage cycling

numm ber: - invented numbers

we are keir starmer we carry the flame

If you ever join a voice chat in a bigger Discord server please keep in mind this is what half the conversations are going to be.

ol‘ they jxnkins

ts eliot 😭😭🥀

me contacting summoning salt to make a spire the spire speedrunning vid 4 years ago

the lake of ragebait

the opening 5 seconds of coconut mall

to be fair you have to have a pretty high iq to bomb brown children

every sts 2 relic ranked by how vegan it is

SOLVED!!!! Slay the Spire 2 is coming to #SGDQ2026!!!!!!!! Run by: @aco.allagarta.live @frozenflygone.allagarta.live @heptagonsun.bsky.social @mintswirl.bsky.social Check back same time tomorrow for another SGDQdle!

old hat at this point but “good immigrants“ being remembered for their deeds for “you“ (moral white people) is some shit james baldwin criticised uncle tom’s cabin for. i don’t want to be viewed this way because it is not how i legitimise myself.

cancelled on again 2 days in a row #livelaughlove

uninstalled discord on my phone again. i almost immediately tried to check for messages 3 times in a row before realising it wasn’t there like it’s a ghost limb

it’s a dog eat dog world. they ought to think of the animals

i was today years old when i learnt wobbling didnt mean that nana also had to pummel, like she just does a different attack. i thought both climbers were performing a cte any% speedrun and that’s why it was banned

robert de fearow

woke smosh intro be like: i’m sorry if this is violating your boundaries and triggers your RSD, but may you create a little less auditory disruption?

nuking my recommended tab by falling asleep to youtube at 5am

sixsevenuinely

men be like

life is movement! fuck the destination — it’s how you get there that counts.

it’s that or i’ve just realised how narcissistic they are. im not sure but i don’t think calling your child a blackmailer and manipulator is something parents do in good faith, or out of “love”

does anyone have any parents who have grown infinitely more neurotic after they use gpt or gemini or grok or really any ai? if so what the fuck do you do? the brain damage i’ve seen ai cause is insanity, it hits a little different when it’s ur parents

doing a research project how many children???

officially got to the part asmongold made spire content so the comments have taken a sharp turn to the worse

@grok generate me an enemy design for my fantasy deck building game Ok, I‘m on the case! Here’s an enemy called the Mecha Knight.

gg

i end my career

no comment but i appreciate the 10k offer

please be satirical

type of stuff they were calling me in high school

i can’t remember the context of this screenshot, i’m happy cupid is happy to use he/they pronouns though

slay the spire 2: it’s all over the screen and keyboard and absolutely everywhere else

PSA to everyone but pls listen to q-tip’s solo stuff from atcq. probably also phife’s, but amplified and the renaissance especially have been daily repeats for like 6 months for me at this point sidenote: if he doesn’t drop the three albums he announced a decade ago in the next 3 years, i’ll die

trying to discern why saying something in class and feeling like death afterwards is either anxiety or dysphoria or both. like genuinely im not quite sure how to stop feeling like the most performative chud on earth for literally just explaining my thoughts out loud, if sometimes at length.

got broken up with (it was amiable and stuff i do not need comfort) but i did go to a restaurant after the fact to relax and read a little, and the restaurant owner saw something was amiss in my face and talked it through with me. very nice person and interaction. she did also give me this after:

if i see one more 'UK justice vs US just ice' post i'll pop the ult. how never trump brained do you have to be to be like 'oh that imperial core is so much more preferable to our imperial core because they have the decency to use their awful racist law enforcement to hide ghouls away'

IT'S ALL OVER THE SCREEN, DRIPPING

the first 2 words:

@groktr.bsky.social yo SUCK my dick

the power of kirk compels you

the award for most unemployed blue sky tweet goes to...

u ever have one of your favourite content creators completely scorch their reputation while simultaneously having their audience to be varying gradations of chud? love that

a day or so on and this interaction still permeates my head. is it my fault for doing autism detail precision and then not expect this reaction