my friend, forgetting the acronym "gdq": hey twink are you going to that agp convention again soon

bunch of friends and i all conveniently have this day off so i made a buncha food pot roast (meat, veggies, and gravy separated for serving convenience), poblano mac, pretzel rolls, mashed potatoes

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i’m not crying you’re crying xkcd: Fifteen Years

i like when i get to talk to a cute girl it is my favorite activity

ATTENTION SPEEDRUN FANS‼️ I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy

happy transgender day of remembrance thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly please live 💜

alright, today's turning out chaotic, so to try to remediate that... trans creatives - in honor of TDOR, plug your works in the replies to this! no matter what you do, plug your stuff. we need to support each other today! cis people - boost, follow, and donate to ppl in this thread!

Off the top of my head there’s a few cool transfem streamers you should watch: @helix.midwestspeedfest.com @jcog.dev @shovda.bsky.social Also some video creators: @awoken917.bsky.social @mayro.bsky.social myself as well lmao there’s always more to shoutout but those are my immediate picks

You are safe to clock me. I'd actually hate it if another trans person noticed that I was trans and decided *not* to talk to me for that reason. I want my people to notice me. Reskeet this if you're proudly and gladly clocked.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? Hard to pick between these two.

Bro, this is an average GDQ hangout. You're not special.

shoutout to lesbians #PokemonLegendsZA

it's women wednesday

In November 1999, the Zombo dot com website was created as a parody of the creative, but, largely pointless flash intros, which were trending at the end of the 1990s. Welcome... to ZomboCom. #WebDesignHistory

twin cities trans mutual aid is in their slow season re: fundraising and can always put donations to good use supporting local trans folks: tctma.org

somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site

I'm doing a raffle to celebrate 200 followers! Since it's 2 (hundred), we'll do 2 winners - one gets a medium scale tail, and one gets a choker! If you're already following me, then just reply OR reskeet to enter! (it's more for fun than growth). Winners drawn in ~one week Thanks for being you!

As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night

I know people have been trained to not trust these, but please take note it says to call 911 if seen. Please keep an eye out.

ok

they chose me as an engineer for AGDQ but little do they know that i will be chewing all of the cables

who told them...

🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫

Don’t worry officer, I have a license!

Mahjong Soul is the funniest fucking gacha on the planet because it has a billion currencies and systems for generating those currencies so you can feed and bond with your anime wife, and none of it matters in even the slightest because the game is just completely vanilla mahjong.

Oh, you like baseball huh? Well, we’re going to sit here while you smoke this whole pack of baseball and THEN we’ll see how you feel.

how it feels to not have watched 18 innings just for the dodgers to win

y'all almost had me convinced baseball was real for a second there

dirtbag mahjong has a release date!! it's coming out for real and you can wishlist it at s.team/a/3488460/ !! only four weeks to go until you can throw tiles every which way and hurt other people around like the mahjong table like you've always wanted to!

french himejoshi sans-culotte in 1793 who draws yuri between the personification of liberty and the personification of reason

Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality. Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.

that's the people's princess

mahjong soul(s)

me

happy international lesbian day

this is the ideal cold open to any message

this is the ideal cold open to any message