Mika 💦

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

eva ushiromiya

Fun Pathfinder Fact: If you're a low-level martial and have Runic Weapon cast on you, you suddenly start rolling 20s nonstop, nothing lower than a 13. @derodek.bsky.social's Witch can consistently turn my Guardian's bastard sword into 2d12 ass-critting machine :D Love that

Game Informer #89, September 2000 - 'Final Fantasy IX' cover.

when it happens i'm gonna be so conditioned not to believe it

My PC is Flame Knight, a Fire Giant obsessed with Fire We encounter some water. Water has no mechanical effect, but fuck it, my guy doesn't like water. I do a completely pointless Long Jump, natural 20, soar over the water and land on the other side. Flame Knight doesn't do Water.

Sleepy reaper

Arcueid: Fuck me I hope I don't run into any eternally reincarnating stalkers or fuckass nuns or mystic eyes today Ciel senpai, reliable as ever:

Commission (Ravyn)

If I had a dollar every time there was gunfire near the president while I was playing pathfinder, I would have four dollars Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened four times now.

We have to be lucky once, you have to be lucky every time.

i just told a friend on my couch, "shots fired at the White House" and they responded, in a tired voice, "ok"

The rollout of the term "utility pole girls" resulted in a wave of misogynistic comments on X. "Utility poles serve vital roles every day," read one. "Comparing them to delusional 30-something 'girls' with no agency who just want to marry and quit working is insulting to the poles."

Hey uh... you guys know how we're not supposed to do a genai? Every time you rush over to google to do a disregard search so you can make your supper funny "haha look what the dumdum google did? YOU'RE DOING A GENAI, KNOCK IT OFF!

Connections Puzzle #1077 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Today must have been very easy. I don't know shit about (purple) category lmao

Guys always want to do "BDSM" with a girl but they never "B" reading the "DSM"-5

Wordle 1,799 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Sometimes I feel real smart :D

53日目 マルゼンさん #ウマ娘 #umamusume

gonna need to stop posting like a diary sometimes or i fear my account is gonna look like this one day

🎏 #gbf

Goddess Of Time~⌛✨

Happy World Turtle Day to this baby A'Tuin.

Rogue skeb #marvel

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Watch out for the recoil

【aa】mayaaaaa #art #rkgk #mayafey #aceattorney #fanart

jesus fucking christ lmao

twitter search is butts please submit the link to your #marchofthekois thumbnails here so i can find them properly since twitter decides it's okay to hide half of them forms.gle/4Jv9pmSAxEu6...

Mac, we gotta run, he rigged the stadium to explode

We all literally, LITERALLY just watched NASA fly four absolute all-stars the farthest any human has ever been from Earth and back flawlessly, and yet we're still continuously forced to pretend Musk's bullshit catastrophe factory is the future of human space exploration

The idea that fiction "normalizes" behavior makes intuitive sense until I think about how I have fun watching people get murdered in video games for hours a day but if I saw a dead body in real life I'd throw up and cry.

Been thinking about this Tweet a lot lately...

Woke pope announces it’s being renamed the Transtine Chapel

logging on to bluesky

Holy shit I spent 3 full hours in occult crescent. I timed out and got surprised. what the flip.

This sucka’s got a real ego! He can try all he wants, but Saiyan pride is no match for some good ol’ New York pride. Dodge his Galick Gun, then show him that being a prince doesn’t mean anything here in the ring.

heads up

Holy shit. I order pizza every few Fridays. I have for a year or two now. I've ordered so much pizza, I found a Shiny. Full odds. What the fuck.

underspoken dynamic of how much members of the party will go 'i will be a total war hawk, i will be insanely punitive at the border, i will cozy up to corporations, i will do everything the people at the top of the party want' and the seniority of the party will STILL go "fuck you. eat shit."

Please God let me live long enough to see him in a box.

I must admit I'm enjoying his "I'm the best at not having dementia, nobody has less dementia than me" phase. Maybe we can trick him into ending the Iran war with a sudoku.

have to keep saying (despite the many angry posts this generated last time): it's a world-historical problem how funny this guy is

tv shows reeling nazis in like

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE'S VIDEO OF THESE TWO!!!! 🐣 🪶

Nimi Nightmare - #Vtuber Commission for Anon