I'll be locked in!

you fucks, you goddamn sonsa fucking bitches. you bat fucking pieces of shit!!!! i'm completely fucked store.steampowered.com/app/3265700/...

Are we collectively tired of this as a nation? How much more must we endure?

I know in like two years late on this but it’s amazing how much more fun to just play Cyberpunk 2077 is now compared to release (even discounting all the bugs and performance issues)

as if evangelion didn’t have enough endings already

Saw Wuthering Heights on Friday and that certainly is a movie.

Nancy 2/15/26 … presenting “My Daily Schedule”

We gotta beat windows 11 to death with a bat if we are to progress as a society

Happy birthday to this young man, and really to us all

Starving saints, hungry saints

out now!!!! youtube dot com slash MUCHLIKEYOURPOSTING

Also then he wouldn’t have any money, and I’d pay $2,000 to make that happen

Came across this bit of VENTURE BROS. production art while organizing and it certainly hits differently now…

To Catch A Redditor

From: Magic Boy (1959), dir. Akira Daikubara and Taiji Yabushita, Toei Doga

EVERYONE SHUT UP, GUNBUSTER’S GONNA BE ON THE CRITERION CHANNEL LMAO

AI is the “asbestos of the internet”

Folks, I have finally been mistaken here for Rep. Ted Lieu, as I often was on Twitter; so I am happy to report that yes, indeed, bluesky does have the juice.

I saw an ad for Marathon where the copy was "Death Is The First Door," and it reminded me of the last panel of this (good0 strip. www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2015/0...

Manhattan doesn't obey the laws of physics anymore, so why would Dylan Faden? Activate Dylan's Shift ability to master Gravity Anomalies. The definition of "ground" just became much more than it used to be. CONTROL Resonant is out in 2026. #CONTROLResonant

"Is there technology the left is excited about?" Yeah....

As a Leftist, this is technology I am pretty excited about! I think more billionaires should keep trying!

found a god-tier panel in a history of hyrule promo zine

Lowtax Banning Hentai has lead us to the American Century of Humiliation and I've proven it for a second time (Thanks to the epstein files) Out now at. www.patreon.com/c/10Bux for two (count em, two) dollars. And on Youtube in a few days Thank you

Watch them do WHAT???

ICE is bad. Deportation is bad. Immigration restriction is almost always bad. Armed masked men going into homes without warrants is so obviously villainous that the fact anyone approves it is a stain that will haunt even generous histories of our nation ever after. I am anti-ICE.

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/

"gg, shake shake my hand."

25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.

boosting! Think many of my mutuals would like this amazing art

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

Just got off the phone with the President of Antifa. They said they have a cell in Florida that set up a fake tailoring shop, where they created this custom garment to humiliate Michael Flynn.

Ah the part of the weekend where I don’t want to go to bed because it means going to work

This must be Aphrodite's favorite day-or-night of the year!!💘 Credit to our environment artist Joanne Tran for a new glimpse at the goddess of love with her various subjects.

Ask and you shall receive

Roses are red Violets are blue Wololo Roses are blue

There's this autistic guy on tiktok, and his special interest is Dracula. He's done 100s of videos on, and as, Dracula. That's his thing. That's his gimmick. Very wholesome. Very charming. He has also become one of the most vocally anti-ice people on the internet. If he can do it.

Reading the comments that go into more details, plus a Reddit post from the contestant, she did some galaxy brain Jeopardy play holy shit

bro this lady on Jeopardy was deep in third place going into Final Jeopardy, and she didn’t know the answer so she just wrote “i hope they both bet it all” and the other two guys fucking bet it all and got it wrong and she won

Good morning, you beautiful people! I am 18 subs away from a massive milestone-- 5,000 subscribers. Not even two months ago I was scratching at 3k. The channel is movin', and I couldn't be happier. Studio tour, weekly livestreams, and more UNLOCKED at 5k! thegamersician.link/yt

whoopsies!

Oh my god Musk really is a worse Dermot Finkle what the fuck. At least Dermot gave us Shallow Gravy, Jacket rules

"I have a WW1 trench knife embedded in my bedroom wall just in case. 1917 edition. More useful than a gun in close quarters."