Not me mentally conflating the new Mr Scorsese documentary series with Marty Supreme and thinking it was some sort of Martin Scorsese origin story 🎥🎞️📽️🎬🤦‍♂️

And a good morning to everyone reading the “later life” section of Brigitte Bardot’s wikipedia page for the first time

Laughing at the mere thought of this situation where a Swedish guy in Ireland was invited to make a traditional Christmas dinner. Apparently no follow up conversation occurred where either party enquired or checked what that entail.

Watched Lucio Fulci’s City of the Living Dead last night (Christmas movie for sure?) and this use of some big 1970s bangs to hide some tubes so this character can cry blood is an absolute cracker of an effect. She then regurgitates all her organs. Just a 10/10 horror movie death right there! 🎬📽️🎞️🎥

Regrettably I have nailed it this year

We at the Middlesex Liberation Front have added the so-called magazine “The Fence” to our list for when the time comes. (editors note: the Middlesex Liberation front demands to never be initialised, please update your style guides accordingly)

Ahhhh hahahaaaaa www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

the world has changed

Always tickled me more than it probably deserved!

absolute bargain if any of yous have a use for 7,949,020,598 wasps

I feel like I’ve been trying to get through this season of Stranger Things for about a month now and it’s only actually half a season? Four episodes? Dear lord.

When they poured across the border I was cautioned to surrender This I could not do I took my energy snack and vanished.

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

tis the season

The “arms thrusting up from hell attempting to pull the entire globe down for eternal punishment” aesthetic of the FIFA Peace Prize feels a bit on the nose

Been mentally developing a dynamic pricing model for tourists visiting the British Museum, based on how many artifacts in the collection are from their country. Undecided on whether they should pay less if there’s a lot or really lean into that British Museum ethos and charge more.

Thank you Apple for this timely annual reminder of my sophistication

And now to just relax by putting my new Beatles anthology record with the others…. OH GOD WHY

Delighted to see @annebillson.bsky.social calling out my favourite Fellini, and maybe even favourite film- And The Ship Sails On/E La Nave Va. It’s beautiful, mad and sweetly melancholic and nowhere newr enough people have seen it! www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...

Frequently you say?

Bodied by my eldest , frankly

There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.

Another day in the damn Jason Bourne Response Suite. I'm wearing a blue dress shirt and a headset and just absolutely getting reamed out by a veteran character actor re: him "needing eyes" or whatever. No sense of when or if we're ordering lunch. I tried to get a coffee and Joan Allen glared at me.

Anton Walbrook and Ludmila Tcherina during the filming of 'The Red Shoes' at the Gare de Lyon train station in Paris, France, June, 1947

Art by John Berkey for Star Science Fiction Stories No. 4 (1972). It was also amongst a number of artworks purchased by George Lucas to use as the visual background to try to get movie studios interested in funding Star Wars.

didn't know there was an official Ferrari magazine

I had this random handmedown spinoff colouring book when I was a kid and now finally going to actually see the film it was promoting. It looks terrible, can’t wait. 🎬📽️🎞️🎥🎦☄️

I’m sure in context it makes total sense but every time I see the Wicked: For Good trailer (which is a lot of times now) and Ariana Grande goes “Elphaba Thropp I know you’re out here, just come in before the monkeys spot you” I burst out laughing in the cinema. 📽️

Well this is the most writing prompt bottle of wine I’ve ever encountered

Emo lad I dated cancelled date saying his bat died. He was ultra goth so sounded plausible. On next meet said sorry about the dead bat & he said "no I meant my battery "

Oh my god are they going to commission a new royal yacht britannia just for deportations?

I am of course still being served government sponsored ads about heat pumps

A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.

Frankenstein (2025) Dir: Guillermo Del Toro

Kudos to my partner who, having fallen asleep about two minutes into the film we were watching, woke up and asked me to pause so she could go to the bathroom then came back and promptly fell asleep again once I hit play.

I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that

"One ping only, R2."

*whispers* It is a faithful adaptation of an early 1800s novel by a woman about an arrogant self centered man Why are people

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Well, been having a mixed old time getting ready for Predator: Badlands but looking forward to rewatching Prey tonight first! 🎬📽️🎞️🎥🎦🍿

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

Went for Candyman tonight. And that is a moooooooovie

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I just found this puzzle box inside a Terry’s chocolate orange, played with it for a moment, and a gang of black-clad, heavily pierced extra-dimensional beings showed up saying they have such sights to show me. Be safe.

Obviously agree with the bigger message here but this does feel a bit

Sad we’re into the second day of @stephenkb.bsky.social finding the time and energy to argue with morons on bluesky and distracting him from what we really need, which is a 200 post thread on what he thinks about Alien: Earth.

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Thinking about "The Vast of Night" again and how this movie still doesn't have a proper physical release. An entrancing and beautiful movie marred by being stuck in streaming compression jail.