A masterclass in designing a survey to confuse as many people as possible into giving a wrong answer. But what else should we expect from the Home Office?

What movie moment made you exclaim… “THIS IS CINEMA” 🖤 📽️

Rewatching The Hunger Games ahead of tomorrow’s Science Museum IMAX 70mm screening of Catching Fire. And here’s the issue. I clearly watch too much football. What they hell are they chanting here? Because all I’m hearing is “WANKER” 📽️

Very excited this latest @arrowvideo.bsky.social release has arrived on my doorstep!

We need an investigation into the completely incapable people who only seem to go to supermarkets on a Sunday. Where are these guys directionlessly bumbling about the rest of the week? Have the shorter opening hours broken their brains? Some of them drove there, that should be definitely looked at.

Showed this to a pal and he said, "This is what every video should be like."

Had to be done.

i haven't done this since twitter but at the request of 1 (one) person, OSCAR NOMINEES AS SIMPSONS SCREENCAPS THREAD

Nigella Lawson replacing Prue Leith (who previously replaced Mary Berry) on the great British bake off is the Uk equivalent of Marisa Tomai playing Aunt May.

Progress report Pages of comic read: 1 Minutes of videos watched about how comic book artists ink space scenes: 45 This probably goes someway to explain how my @2000ad.bsky.social backlog got so big. I think Tharg is still in the front talking about the pandemic 🤦‍♂️

Please stop coating your nice books in felt I do not have time for this

My god, what a ground breaking piece of analysis. The great political thinker of our time.

PSA there’s a bunch of natural horror/creature feature paperbacks in the book exchange in Southside Wandsworth. Someone hold back @robinince.bsky.social

This has just unlocked a memory of me liking this song and buying the album from HMV. After listening to it for a week I decided I didn’t like the rest of the songs so took it back and got a refund. Feels kind of mad you could do that in the age of CD ripping!

Finally, a flag worth fighting for.

Just heard the longest yell in history from the Moroccan family in my block #AFCON

Decanted some miso paste from a packet into an airtight container and it unfortunately just looks like I have a stool sample in some tupperware sat in my fridge.

It might seem like all of a sudden, out of nowhere, everyone is recommending you this like some appropriately weird implanted memory. Very happy to say, believe the hype. This by @qntm.org is a gnarly firecracker of a book.

I must congratulate the British public, that’s the first time I’ve listened to the whole of the BBC Radio 3 Jazz Record Requests show whilst in the kitchen without at some point thinking one of my appliances was malfunctioning

21 years ago Joe had a simple question

#TheTraitors cast members as UK railway liveries. Stephen as an Avanti West Coast Class 805

Not entirely sure how a record shop in Brighton called “Mr Bongo” ended up being the UK physical media imprint for some classic European cinema but I’m very glad it has!

Only now just finding out there was a tie-in colouring book for David Lynch’s Dune. 📽️🎬🎥🎞️

Well, those boots were not made for walking

Out1 time 🎬🎥🎞️📽️

My personal“Snyder Cut” vendetta is the “release the Iranian state TV cut” of Southern Comfort

One Ring Only

Am I going mad or did London buses used to have heating? Today everyone’s looking like we’re on our way to a shift at Novosibirsk’s second largest ballbearing factory or something.

Italian cuisine this evening

Oooof, last night’s equaliser even sweeter with the Spanish commentary. Truly a screamer worthy a 40 second long “gooaaaaalllll”

Anyway, any Brit wishing to escape all the international news today can settle down with BBC2 at 3.20pm, when "The Eagle Has Landed" is showing. It's a film about a group of soldiers attempting to kidnap another country's head of state. I'm not kidding. It really is on today.

Man who feels compelled to remark upon everything that’s happening for the first time this year: “Ah, the first loading of the dishwasher of 2026, first of many I suppose.”

It’s the most wonderful time of the year (watching all the over excited posh people in the Vienna concert hall make an absolute mess of clapping along to the Radetzky March)

HNY

How am I only now just finding out the studio that made Returnal is releasing a Rahul Kohli based sci-fi game next year? That’s everything I love and some! youtu.be/rK4W-hBrSZs

wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French

The Acast ad insertion service must be absolutely borked as today I have received an Irish advert for a non- alcoholic beer, a Abu Dhabi tourism advert inviting me to spend Ramadan in the Emirate, and finally a Pro Trump candidate advert for a Puerto Rico gubernatorial election.

Not me mentally conflating the new Mr Scorsese documentary series with Marty Supreme and thinking it was some sort of Martin Scorsese origin story 🎥🎞️📽️🎬🤦‍♂️

And a good morning to everyone reading the “later life” section of Brigitte Bardot’s wikipedia page for the first time

Laughing at the mere thought of this situation where a Swedish guy in Ireland was invited to make a traditional Christmas dinner. Apparently no follow up conversation occurred where either party enquired or checked what that entail.

Watched Lucio Fulci’s City of the Living Dead last night (Christmas movie for sure?) and this use of some big 1970s bangs to hide some tubes so this character can cry blood is an absolute cracker of an effect. She then regurgitates all her organs. Just a 10/10 horror movie death right there! 🎬📽️🎞️🎥