Just got knocked flat on my arse by two big dogs, a proper both legs in the air pratfall. Been nearly six weeks living in Hannah Spencer's Islamo-Marxist regime and she has failed to ban these beasts. A fraud

Impossible to have an afternoon nap in peace in this place

Impossible to have an afternoon nap in peace in this place

They'll tell you it can't be done. "You can't get worthwhile long-range Barn Owl pics at 10x zoom on an old 2019 phone!", they'll say. You have to cut these people out of your life

Imagine getting off stage after speaking at the Brits and finding out nothing you'd said had been censored on the broadcast, you'd be mortified

Lmao

About to have my first glass of wine under Hannah Spencer's dangerous Islamo-Marxist narco regime, feels good man. Here's to destroying Britain!

So proud of my community this morning, we held our nerve despite everyone telling us a vote for the Greens would let Reform in. They'll be talking all kinds of shit about us in the coming days but I promise you we're just regular people who want something better than Starmer

GO EAT A BOOK MOTHERFUCKER

entirely unimprovable execution by the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social social team

Could see myself having a nightmare about waking up here and wondering if I'm dead

One difficult thing about this by-election for me personally is that Hannah Spencer looks kinda like this one ex of mine from when I was 20, who I have fond memories of apart from the vivid recollection that I kept emailing her with Tool lyrics in my signature and explaining them

Sign/sticker count on the 0.25 mile walk from my house to the local park: Greens 16 Labour 1 All other parties 0 If I end up with Matt fucking Goodwin as my MP I will be calling for Levenshulme to secede from the FAKE constituency of 'Gorton and Denton' by any means necessary

Composing those Valentine's Day DM slides

Happy Valentine's Day to my beloved mutuals

New plan for my week off is to write more stuff like this and then actually practice enough to make it good. Also to figure out what's going on with my face

it's not a huge victory in the grand scheme of things, considering how much damage the weasel has already done. but from a purely spiteful point of view, lol, lmao

The people of Levenshulme have spoken

Not long now til the people close to me in real life are freed from hearing me say 'Traitors' in a mock Bristolian accent for some reason

Announcing contentious policies, defending them, and then climbing down is such a great way of ensuring you piss off everyone on all sides of the debate and lose the maximum amount of votes 👍

Life Without Buildings will reunite to perform their 2001 album Any Other City in full this November to mark fifty years since Rough Trade opened its first record store; tickets on sale from 16 January!

in case you hadn't heard -- we finally decided the 50th anniversary of Rough Trade was an appropriate time to get back together ... been a strange ride remembering the songs!

Decided to stop putting off a job I've been meaning to do for months, and restring my acoustic guitar. Now, instead of a guitar with six horrible sounding strings, I have one with four very nice sounding ones 😎

Growing your hair out for six years as a man is, it turns out, a great way to meet and get complimented by bald, old, straight men

One trillion of AI investment is riding on this being legal

Just semi-successfully retuned every single string on a 12-string guitar without getting wildly pissed off, I'm getting all my 2026 achievements out of the way early

Merry Christmas from me and the guy who wants my toast

oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003

I play an above average amount of video games, but I'm never tempted to play online because if I reached the point where anyone ever described me as a 'gamer' I would die instantly

2x Melvins plus Dopes To Infinity in here, can't accuse me of going off brand can you

They're calling it the Biggest and Most Beautiful Waterfall we've ever seen

The faces of two unrepentant criminals who are forcing me to sit in the fucking middle of the sofa

Going to a gig tonight of a band I last saw live so long ago I blogged about it on deadjournal

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Wait Billy Bragg is still doing the "what if we waved the flag, but progressively?" bit after the last couple of months? Bless

Think I'm gonna try and curate my experience on here a bit and try and make it more enjoyable than the other place. In that spirit I've just blocked a recent mutual who apparently mainly posts about Arsenal football club. The Arsenal quota is maxed out

Love when these things happen and random British people with 200 followers feel weirdly compelled to be like "but seriously, I actually condemn this kind of political violence in the strongest possible terms", who's that for exactly

The most generous reading of Mandelson's ties to Epstein is that he was there not for paedophile reasons, but because of his long history of swanning around with very rich cunts for almost certainly corrupt purposes

I always work so much faster and with so much more motivation when I have next week off. Wonder if I can turn this into a business case for me to get 26 weeks of annual leave a year

Hard to imagine there'd be any point in having a Green Party that gains the support of John Rentoul, so this feels like a big waste of everyone's time

I find it bizarre that we're forced to accept live-streamed genocide and are told that it's illegal to be opposed to it, but anyone who says the obvious about these guys is at best putting their account at risk and at worse potentially facing legal charges. and the obvious is: we need to kill them

Logged on here and the first post I see is about a sort-of ex of mine who's now a massive obsessive TERF, fucking hell. Spoke to her for a year-ish online but never actually met because she was very obviously lying about her age

Been listening to this and it's beautiful, consider this an official ropestoinfinity dot bluesky dot social Endorsement

Just presented my office swipe card to the lock on my own front door. This is gonna be a long Tuesday

Listening to an album I recorded 19 years ago and only just noticing I just panned a whole 5.5-minute song entirely to the left speaker by mistake. Can't believe I never made it as a musician and producer

When I found out that Melvins did a 36-track, 2.5-hour album of acoustic versions, I wondered how they'd rearrange their heavy distorted rock songs to suit the acoustic guitar. Turns out they didn't bother, and just played them all exactly the same way youtu.be/mhq50L8UogU?...

Hard to imagine the scale of the devastation it must be causing among all my sexy mutuals not to be able to DM me over on X, The Everything App, which they do all the time by the way. Ladies don't worry, I'm here too x

UK public voting for Israel, fuck's sake

A significant number of the pundits suddenly noticing that Labour are bad will still be telling us to vote Labour at the next election. At some point, if you want things to change, you have to make them earn your vote too

I just don't get it. I've been saying "Reform are right but vote Labour" for months now and they still keep wanting to vote for Reform!? I think this means I need to be even more clear about how Reform are right but you should to vote Labour