good news fellas: the entire original "Jumping Onto White Base" fits into the max video length on here, enjoy it in its original 240p video quality.

Lowtax Banning Hentai has lead us to the American Century of Humiliation and I've proven it for a second time (Thanks to the epstein files) Out now at. www.patreon.com/c/10Bux for two (count em, two) dollars. And on Youtube in a few days Thank you

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

what if slime but EVIL

reminds me of when I played DQ1 on one of those FC to SFC adapters, except Bomberman is far more harmonious here

the process bootleggers used to shunt msx games onto the master system was not necessarily a perfect one. sound on!

sigh

imagine being this beloved online and throwing it all away to do a crypto ad. absolutely pathetic lol

salesforce *and* mrbeast? the unholy combination of two things that can both fuck right off this planet

very funny to see someone come to the exact same conclusion i did, with the exact same game, just like 4 years separated

"Stark, you're talking to the biggest bag fumbler of the millenium. I would know, I lived all that time and I have never heard of anyone that fumbled as bad as me. It has been a century and I'm >still< waking up in cold sweat remembering even more chances that I botched. The man proposed to me."

I'm glad we as a society decided that the only way we can travel safely is in our own personal gigantic monstrosity boxes with the worst visibility ever, and you gotta have AWD or else you'll get stuck, only to go 10-15 under the speed limit when the road has a dusting of snow

of fucking course moot is in the epstein files and of course pedo traffickers were involved in the creation of /pol/

WHAT'S WRONG WITH SICKO FANS?!?!? @theonion.com

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

M-Miku?!

replace rfk jr with this guy

i never tire hearing the super metroid credits theme

Procrastinating @hcnone.bsky.social

I keep forgetting Kazuma Kiryu is a character in UmaMusume.

did a suitless phantoon for an archipelago

"Check out my new controller, Fred!" "Aw Barn, don't tell me you got suckered into one of those cheap little Sabertooth Tigerz controllers, those thing barely even work! You gotta get a REAL Claystation controller!"

THEY NEVER BELIEVED ME BUT THE TRUTH WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME

first, literally who second, then why the fuck are they getting promoted to the front page

enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

Attachment issues

Some people out there really still complaining about how their favorite show born on a magazine aimed at young boys doesn't have adult protagonists or explicit queer characters while there's literally anthologies called shit like ALCOHOL YURI ANTHOLOGY STRONG and YULIQUEUR ALCOHOL YURI ANTHOLOGY

I had only done super metroid randomizer in the context of archipelagos, so I decided to do a casual one solo my time is ass (I did the maridia-ws-crateria loop way more times than I would like to admit) but I was able to finish it

Outlook for the new year ...

I know its for pain relief but the color and name just makes me think you can take a sip to make your whole body hurt

TAKE THE SHOT

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

went to the austin kinokuniya and the store manager sure is Going Through Some Shit. also man bro should not be running a bookstore bro should become an artist

Everything you need to know about final fantasy you can learn from the Simpsons

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