Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

Denmark dispatches additional troops to Greenland as tensions rise ft.trib.al/9IdFXyT

Me after a long day of reposting a bunch of articles from the Financial Times.

To bed, it being my great comfort that every day I understand more and more the pleasure of following of business and the credit that a man gets by it, which I hope at last too will end in profit.

rest in peace dr west i don't know where i'd be without you

🚨 Special Urban Report 🚨 Walker Art Center Minneapolis, MN

Among other things, the lawsuit claims Sinema wooed Moore County resident Matthew Ammel by purchasing him a Theragun, drinking Dom Perignon with him in Cindy McCain’s suite at a U2 concert, and suggesting he score MDMA so she could “guide him through a psychedelic experience."

There is precedent for this; Swedish and Norwegian naval ships have QR codes so that when they return to port they can scan da navy in.

haha linus vibecoding

I'm at the grocery store, picking up some Dude Wipes and some Man Cereal.

Happy Friday to you guys

i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on

if you're an nba player in the middle of a game, i think what you really need to do is take a long, hard look at the basketball. every game has got one. figure out who has it, and what you need to do to get hold of it. put it through the basket and you could score yourself two points, maybe more

Wow, Natty Hawthorne. Em dash much, Mr ChatGPT???

The Forty Billion Dollar CSAM Generating Machine.

enthrone them again in the now egotistical sky

Breaking: President Trump pardons former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez serving 45-year sentence on drug charges.

Okay

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Generative AI is amazing at tasks where I am not qualified to judge the output.

so wait, do you get worse at football as you get older? it seems to me like you would get better at it since you'd have more time to learn football facts

Instead of luxury apartment inside of abandoned 20th century textile mill, luxury apartment inside of abandoned 21st century datacenter.

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

Weed strain called "Wallace and Scromit"

Betty Boop St. Thomas, ND

sometimes, which what i’ve learned from, of when’s all comes down to yourself — indeed, i might add — has always been them into some

After becoming a congressional leader, a politician’s stock portfolio beats out those of peers by 47 (!!!) percentage points a year through trades timed around bills and firms that later get government contracts www.nber.org/papers/w34524 via @florianederer.bsky.social

New at Burger King: the Unspeakable Meal, orderable via grim nod

This day I first did wear a muffe, being my wife’s last year’s muffe, and now I have bought her a new one, this serves me very well.

I’m very unhappy about the aggressive AI upscaling in the Beatles Anthology on Disney Plus. It’s added a whole extra Beatle! Who the fuck is “George”?

lol

PHONSHWR.BMF

"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se

This year's menu

Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.

This year has been tough. And Thanksgiving is going to be stressful for a lot of folks. But it's important to try and find common ground with family members you may not be fully aligned with politically. By ranting nonstop about Hollow Earth Theory. There 🦃 Is 🦃 A 🦃 World 🦃 With 🦃 In 🦃 A 🦃 World 🦃

I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.

"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace

the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real. barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.

Messages, Notes, and Settings are the only apps you should be using on your phone imho

The rather baffling entry for “X” in The Merry Cobler and His Musical Alphabet (ca. 1800). See the other 25 letters here: http://buff.ly/1QGXAjR And more examples of how the letter “X” has been treated in alphabet books here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/x-is-for

well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.

In RFK Jr's poem, American Canyon, "my Love" is the American people, and "my harvest" is colloidal silver.

There’s a word we used to say. They don’t let you say it anymore, but I think it’s a beautiful word. We call it: dialectic. You have the thesis, and then the antithesis, and if you put them together it’s a synthesis. Very powerful. We’ll be looking into that. Very materialist, the theory of history