The heck am I supposed to do with this

"Just pinged you for a quick sync" — The Evil One

Inside-the-park grand slam for James Wood (!!!)

Taking a picture of the front and back of my credit card and posting to facebook

there is an æsthetics in all things

if Rob Manfred hadn't fucked up the rules, that 10-run outburst in extras would have happened in the 17th inning at 1:30 am local time as god intended

Top 5 Balls Ranked, Relative to Platonic Ideal, Descending [HOT TAKE]: 1) Lacrosse Ball 🔥 2) Cricket Ball 🎩 3) Baseball Ball🤘🏼 4) Spalding Hi-Bounce Ball 👶🏼 5) Tennnis Ball 🐶

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

“Oh so some fella with an Irish-sounding name has gone and desecrated The Odyssey, is that it? Homer’s own Odyssey? The absolute cheek. And tis the talk of the town, is that what I understand you to be saying to me? And people very upset altogether? Sure I never heard the like in all my born days.”

damn john travolta made a west anderson film???

Love baseball? Miss the days of reading through the box scores each morning, ad free? I built a thing. boxscore.email

In light of WotC outright saying that its analog games should be viewed as live service games, I'm sharing the text of my talk at the 2026 UNC-Greensboro Game Studies Conference. It's about why digital design assumptions are showing up in analog games. stuckness.ghost.io/the-doodad-e...

yes. correct.

Extremely funny that this, from 1627, is indistinguishable in message from modern RETVRN / masculinity podcasters.

he should ask Claude the immortal question

I thought I followed the NEW YORK Times, not HIGH Times.

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

AP NEWS SERVICE BREAKING NEWS HEY they just ANNOUNCED 👉4 (FOUR) NEW NAZIS👈 from.... THE INTERNET and BASICALLY 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶

explaining the WBC elimination scenarios to an American: imagine taco, pizza, and burger.

what in the world

i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father

"The trade was not that you were getting exposed to geopolitics when moving to Dubai."

RIP Eliane Radigue 💔

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

Was a good run.

“In San Francisco the world automatically assumes that instead of wanting food or drinks or a new phone or car, what you want is some kind of arcane B2B service for your startup. You are not a passive consumer. You are making something.” —Sam Kriss

Imagine this being the weapon that murdered You

Never Forget

*Slapping Jeopardy buzzer so hard the plastic cracks in half* what are words that suck really bad to see in that order

They text each other and have spreadsheets. scary

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

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"what are you doing up there on the roof? you invited me over for tabletop game night" "no, you misheard me,

if nathaniel hawthorne was an MMA fighter he would use the gable grip. he'd use it 7 times because thats how many gables likes

the world might be in a better place today if wikileaks had - instead of releasing a bunch of diplomatic cables - released a bunch of diplomatic GABLES.

if nathaniel hawthorne invented TV, instead of cable television it would be gable television. and seven channels one for each gable.

gable gobble, gable gobble, seven of us! seven of us!