Imo the most annoying thing to come out of ai is the comments under legitimate photos/art that say shit like "if this is ai shame on you" like chill tf out dude that is just a real picture of a cool bird

TIL the Swedish word for “speed” is “fart”.

Inca tern of Peru and Chile: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...

Absolutely elite writing process, and knowing that it’s about a fat little monster chillin how could you not like the song

I didn’t know this was the lyrics to this song, I knew it was “oh yeah” but I had no idea it was about the moon. Anyway, 80s people were really weird to make this a hit

God are we triple?

Lol same thought

BREAKING: this man is a smart fella AND a fart smella

also went to the seattle aquarium which was dope

finally got to see the museum of pop culture

I saw the seattle gum wall today. what nobody mentions is that it stinks like aspartame and spearmint. Definitely the grossest tourist trap

been in a nonstop panic death spiral for at least 24 hours and now i gotta go be normal in public with family all day

Lolllllll #birdCalls #EDM

Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent

oh boy I wish i had not logged in today, the worst discourse imaginable is hitting my timeline like a 747

if you are a trans reader of mine and you struggle to explain to cis family and friends why you hurt so much lately I wrote this so you can send it to them. I feel like we know this pain intimately but I want everyone to understand it, because we are going to need help if it’s ever going to stop.

Am i stupid? I might be stupid y'all

Is this a Pidgey?

CG has largely put a stop to actors in horror movies holding puppets up to their own faces screaming "aaaaahh get it off get it off" and I think that's too bad

Trans people are not “fighting for unpopular positions that society isn’t ready for.” Trans people are fighting to KEEP the rights we have enjoyed for decades. We have been able to legally change our gender markers since the 70s and before. Same with bathrooms, sports, youth, all for decades.

Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.

THE ZEIT ZEIGER (2026-05-19)

The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

wener herzog the real person has grogu energy. Like he could go one Conan o'brien's podcast and talk about the time he ate a bunch of sentient frog eggs as a youth and I'd be like "yep"

i heard grogu got into the trash and ate some old easter candy and had to be put down

Congratulations to Octavia the Red-tailed Hawk and her mate on hatching the first chick for the 927 Fifth Avenue nest since 2018. It briefly lifted its head above the twigs this Sunday afternoon. Cute and helpless now, it will grow fast. 🎉🎉🎉

CIS PEOPLE TIME TO STEP UP it’s once again time to yell at our bad government via online comment form the FCC is trying to make trans and nonbinary content require special ratings on shows GLAAD has a good writeup on it below TELL ‘EM NO direct link to comment form: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...

When the world gets you down, just remember the wonderful variety of dumplings out there...

dude next to me in the ket tent is listening to Pantera and I can hear it changing his brain chemistry

today I learned Kars4Kids is a zionist scam

Lunch vibes

Work has been slow, so my paycheck has been awful. My wife's having to jump through floridian hoops to get their HRT again. We had to take one of our kitties to the vet and it looks like we might have to take one of the rats as well. Things suck for everyone, but if you can, let me draw for you!!

HI HELLO i finally got my HRT appointment and my insurance shat that bed so i need like 300 dollars lmfao SO vvvv I'll be taking 4 FULL BODY FLAT comms like below vvvv 💲80 USD 📩email me: [email protected]

this feels like the crux of things, and I don't see it highlighted enough: being creative is fun! i want a machine that does my laundry so i can focus more on making art, not the other way around!!

had a GOOD ASS DINNER thanks to the wife

ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah...

Striped cuckoo (Tapera naevia) chicks utilize specialized, cryptic plumage that mimics the texture and color of pinecones for camouflage. #birds

Dev Patel should be the next James Bond and im NOT just saying that because hes the prettiest man alive

Ketamine clinic gave me a gift certificate for my bday ?????

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

84mg ketamine is pretty cool

honestly it is pretty cool that we figured out using a big ass jiggly boob stamp was the best way to decorate pottery for mass production, shout out to the human race for that one

a 13th-14th century seal depicting a squirrel encircled by the words I CRAKE NOTIS ('i crack nuts')