I have done a lot of sweating and leaving angry voicemails today

It was a stress nightmare btw

Good hair and tits day. Too much caffiene. Waiting anxiously for 3 hours to find out if my day is easy or a stress nightmare.

It's a bop

On a date kinda nervous

i wish any of my meds worked half as well as this

i’m sorry that i’m emotionally unstable it will happen again apparently for the rest of my life did you still want to see my dick

I am emotionally disregulated but pretty happy so im posting good again

Zoloft based orchiectomy

Pithing Needle naming Up the Beanstalk

Does anyone wanna come over and split an edible and listen to the entirety of Death Cab For Cutie's discography? Strictly non-sexually

Size difference Rengar frotting

Dragon's Maze is lowkey a masterpiece of a set. More on this later.

everyone is always saying "I want that fat girl!" But they never stop to ask "does that fat girl want me?"

Selfie/Song

Stay warm inside the ripple of the Panasonic hum

Did you know the nova legacy lands community is actually just one guy

Juubs is the number one Cache Grabber in the world. Nobody else has their eyes on the bag quite like he does

Congrats to Josh Williams for winning the Legacy $1K at #SCGDC! 🏆 Make plans to join us at SCG CON! 🗓️ 🔻 scgcon.starcitygames.com

Dogshit weekend lmao

Goblin Welder remains a top 3 all time coolest magic card

A pacific rim themed relationship

The summer will reveal itself to those whose hearts are true And to the faithless few

Working man's bulk rare

800 mg of advil, a dozen soup dumplings, 20 mg edible, two beers lizzy

I hate seeing Arena Only cards because many of them are deeply cool and I will never play with them.

They are calling me lizzy one beer (passenger princess edition)

Need this dude to have a good ability when it hits champions puhleaseee

Zoloft is a beautiful non binary name

I just learned that the guy from the Hitman games isn't Pitbull

To be fair I heard the same thing about werner herzog

i heard grogu got into the trash and ate some old easter candy and had to be put down

What am I trying to accomplish

Going to unhinge my jaw and scream while I deflate like a balloon

actually running the worst I ever have in my life when it comes to actually being able to play Riftbound tournaments. The game has the sauce but insane things out of my control keep KOing my ability to play the RQs lmao

Lunch vibes

idk about chud coded, but i wouldn't ask who it voted for in 200016

Quantum Riddler is a chud coded card I can't explain it

Everybody go say happy birthday Femboy Quark @dildomancy2.bsky.social

Happy 🥰

Gummy and Riftbound tournament coverage for dinner

Unplayable legacy control decks calling to me like the green goblin mask

Stay till the world goes down in flames I've got room, room in my house for you

Its a shame I wasnt hanging out in silicon valley in my early 20s. I could have been the rick rubin of shitty tech startups. Pure personality and flavor hire, no technical skills.

mail day

thursday night legacy...