incontinent adult baby fetish guy coming home from work and changing into a different diaper like mr. rogers

Before you are two figures guarding the Strait. One only tells lies and the other only tells the truth. It's up to you to figure out which is which. Me: oh shit oh fuck this is impossible.

Take every chance you have to be with the ones you love. Two days ago I was relaxing in Costa Rica with my parents feeling like I'm living the dream. Yesterday while snorkeling my dad's heart gave out and now he's just gone at 69. Life comes at you fast and out of nowhere.

www.maptap.gg April 3 98🔥 98🎯 99🎯 96🔥 97🔥 Final score: 973 started these about a week ago, new PB

Trump to allies: “Which of you fucking losers wants to secure the Strait of Hormuz?”

Nah. It's actually this.

Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

Cool, Quickbooks Online sales tax function is broken in all regions globally and not adding sales tax to transactions. Seems fine, nobody needs to charge sales tax to run their business or anything. Glad the new AI that makes everything slower and doesn't do anything is working out so well.

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

Get Wayne Gretzky off my TV, who even invited that ass clown to the game?

Using the words "hung with Epstein" is an interesting choice

What did Obama mean by this?

Go Buds!

Go Buds!

Go Buds!

NYT can't find the clit

Happy Epstein Files Day to those who celebrate. Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Give me Head" pin, which is how we will all feel when we see how redacted they are. collabs.shop/cbc95h

Love this for him

Ballcock

Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide

Makes you think 🤔

Logged into Facebook for the first time in a couple years just to look for info on a trip I took years ago and this is the first thing I see, posted byy aunt. Fucks sake.

Men of Hollywood line up to see who will be first to groom AI actress

Oh cool the whole damn internet is broken again, good shit

They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok

average ICE officer handling their gun in public

Bizarre Orgasm 16

in memoriam

Hard Drive was saddened to her about the passing of Molag Bal. We may not have always agreed with his methods, but he worked to enslave all of humanity and harvest their souls with the grace and poise the position demanded. Our thoughts go out to all his Daedric brethren in this difficult time.

What the fuck @nytimes.com ?

So does JD Vance have to fuck Lynne Cheney now, too?

dick cheney was gooning on a 6 monitor setup playing porn compilations on a loop. the wildest stuff youve never seen. stuff that SHOULD have been ai, filmed at deep state black sites using kidnapped weta workshop guys to make prosthetics. he died from dehydration and stage three cummy tummy

LMAO

I'm going to TOS

I am going to have a coronary

The Toronto Blue Jays have this city popping

Every bar in the city is rammed. I had to go to King and Bathurst to just find a spot to stand and watch and the place is probably over capacity. Toronto is ready to pop the fuck off tonight. LETS GO BLUE JAYS!

This is the crowd outside the bar I'm at a few mins from the Dome, watching over the fence on the patio TVs.

Gausman playing like he doesn't want the rookie to have the team post season strikeout record.

Let's Go Blue Jays!

2 hour drive in from Collingwood now another hour in line for the bar but I'm gonna be here in the city when it happens tonight. Jays in 6 baby let's go.

Hour 5 of intermittent fire alarm testing at work today. I don't know if I can make it.

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