Someone raises the suggestion that perhaps the elderly & sick should just die in the heat & a neoliberal MP has an erection so intense it kills them instantly.

I am, in many ways, a whippet

God… not looking forward to telling the kids this evening. The first Christmas without Starmer is always the hardest.

“Bird found in good shape but dead”

Rounding-up heat preparedness information for the coming week here in the UK, a thread, 🧵 The best and most comprehensive guide to heatwaves is from the British Red Cross. If you only bookmark one page to come back to, make it this: www.redcross.org.uk/get-help/pre... 1/8

I’m going to miss my favourite one-liner; “Keir Starmer looks like a tie with a man attached”

Tried to get into the gym via the wrong door and it immediately scolded me

Depressed by ban. There are so many problems related to social media: Radicalisation, hyper-rich racist oligarchs, the numbing of the mind on infinite scroll, the spread of extremism, the opaque nature of campaign money online in elections, beauty standards, Chinese interference. Could go on and on.

Mandatory age verification and the banning modern public towns squares for young people is, and forever will be, governmental and societal abdication of responsibility so that those in charge don't actually have to dare hold big tech accountable for the very real public harm they can foster.

English commentators need to stop analysing Northern Ireland through an English lens! When you see anti-immigrant riots in Belfast, Ballymena or Larne and immediately reach for "Britain's far-right problem", you're missing half the story. This isn't just racism. It's loyalist terrorism. 1/

Some outlets appear to be prepared to "legitimate concerns" their way through actual lynchings.

X dot com is a fucking cesspit. Every response to every tweet is flooded with racists, fascists, bots, spewing all manner of disgusting rhetoric. All lies, all easily disproved stats. Just robots and people with less critical thinking than cattle, played for fucking fools by newspaper owners.

Could ye even give a fuck about Interior Design Masters? Between the AI, the Lockheed Martin sponsorship & absolute nonsense takes from the judges, it just feels like arbitrary shite to fulfil some kind of contract. Lia’s a great designer though, no harm to her.

An idiotic scam here, launched by the Times of London in 2011 when it declared that abuse gangs were left to run unchecked not because the cops don’t give a fuck about kids in care, but because they had been terrorised into tolerating it by Janice in HR. 15 years and counting.

Lockhart, Buckley, Allister and others whipping people up into a frenzy today, knowing paramilitaries and racists ALWAYS take advantage of any cover given. They must be in an orgasmic fits of ecstasy tonight. Let's see if they're so keen to get airtime tomorrow, the horrible c**ts.

Pretty crazy that chiropractic is taken seriously when it has never been proven to work and was founded by a mad fucker who had it explained to him in a dream

Every time the Belfast Telegraph starts an article with “Irish speaker” these guys spring into action to leave a worthless, smug comment

So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning

No, he really, really doesn't.

Actually quite sick at Sinn Fein, they will be the reason this bill fails. They are siding with the government???

I’ve really enjoyed SNL UK so far but the last two were both like pulling teeth. Really bad swing/miss ratio. Got some extremely hearty laughs out of the first three though.

The disconnect between how we see 'value' in our environment and landscape, happy to flog it to visitors and buy into Irish 'exceptionalism' - when in reality we're wrecking the place; water as a resource (and water pollution, mass industrial extraction) is a critical issue for Ireland #spéirghorm

Same with any attempt at stopping pollution into drinking water sources. They say rural but they mean a few thousand people with financial interest. Not the actual communities trying to live in the countryside

Regulating airbnb being turned into another "attack on rural Ireland" shows how ridiculous and meaningless that phrase is. Increasing the available houses so people can actually live where they're from as opposed to being priced out by landlords and holiday homes is an attack on rural Ireland 🤷‍♀️

Could not have fucked it up harder

I know we’re in an era of forced contrarianism and post-truth, I just don’t think I expected people going to bat for skin cancer.

We can have it all friends

Keeping a close eye on the stock market

Kids incentivised to wait 10 years for a doctor to give a shit about them. the government demands it take 15 years.

@legaleagle.tv is going to love this

Had a dream I worked on the Cocaine Bear production and it was my job to feed the bear cocaine.

Picked up my phone to google if I’m wiping my ass correctly. Modernity etc

Kerry Katona’s dismissal of the langoustine marked a Red Letter Day in the war on words meaning something

Airline baggage fees were implemented to offset rising fuel costs in the early 2000s in case you were wondering if this would be temporary.

ah pal

there is no ethical consumption under capitalism. what that means is, i can do whatever i want and anyone who implicitly makes me feel bad by abstaining from consumption should in fact be the one who is ashamed

it really be like this sometimes

Must be incredibly fluid, huh.

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

Holy fuck hell yeah

How does anyone afford nice things. i just booked hotel and travel for a five day holiday and a friend’s wedding in 6 months time and obliterated 3 years of savings

the nerds were always right there is a god damn micro$$$oft conspiracy to make the computer suck

Who’s at the top?! Who’s at the fucking top?!

The very with-it geniuses at the Irish Independent have come up with 4 ways to earn money tax-free. They include; 1) Selling your belongings 2) Renting the spare room in the house you own 3) Receive a gift from a friend or family 4) Become a childminder in the house you own Simple, really.

Loving the new Pokémon starters.

Right, right…

Google Maps keeps rerouting me on to more dangerous and longer routes. This is the third time I’ve found myself in the middle of nowhere, on a country lane, in the dark behind a queue of traffic because Google took sudden issue with the route it suggest that I asked it to take me on??