I know we’re in an era of forced contrarianism and post-truth, I just don’t think I expected people going to bat for skin cancer.

We can have it all friends

Keeping a close eye on the stock market

Kids incentivised to wait 10 years for a doctor to give a shit about them. the government demands it take 15 years.

@legaleagle.tv is going to love this

Had a dream I worked on the Cocaine Bear production and it was my job to feed the bear cocaine.

Picked up my phone to google if I’m wiping my ass correctly. Modernity etc

Kerry Katona’s dismissal of the langoustine marked a Red Letter Day in the war on words meaning something

Airline baggage fees were implemented to offset rising fuel costs in the early 2000s in case you were wondering if this would be temporary.

ah pal

there is no ethical consumption under capitalism. what that means is, i can do whatever i want and anyone who implicitly makes me feel bad by abstaining from consumption should in fact be the one who is ashamed

it really be like this sometimes

Must be incredibly fluid, huh.

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

Holy fuck hell yeah

How does anyone afford nice things. i just booked hotel and travel for a five day holiday and a friend’s wedding in 6 months time and obliterated 3 years of savings

the nerds were always right there is a god damn micro$$$oft conspiracy to make the computer suck

Who’s at the top?! Who’s at the fucking top?!

The very with-it geniuses at the Irish Independent have come up with 4 ways to earn money tax-free. They include; 1) Selling your belongings 2) Renting the spare room in the house you own 3) Receive a gift from a friend or family 4) Become a childminder in the house you own Simple, really.

Loving the new Pokémon starters.

Right, right…

Google Maps keeps rerouting me on to more dangerous and longer routes. This is the third time I’ve found myself in the middle of nowhere, on a country lane, in the dark behind a queue of traffic because Google took sudden issue with the route it suggest that I asked it to take me on??

Imagine my shock when Vague Williams said something gross & tried to disguise backlash as “public debate”

While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot. I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.

was he okay

Unbelievable to have a post blow up on Bluesky. Like a taste of the old country.

What did Obama mean by this?

"When we look at the world through the lens of class rather than nations, it becomes far more clear." @curtisdaly.bsky.social explains why Trump invited Putin to his Gaza 'board of peace'. It's about class solidarity with the oligarchs.

Someone Who Is Absolutely No Threat To Anyone And Not Worth Murdering; “I’m being kept in. Someone is keeping me here. I’m still here for a reason.” #TheTraitorsUK

Harriet is going to banished for being impolite, making it very clear that this is the British version of The Traitors. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

this all has to be bullshit, right #thetraitorsuk

It’s hard not to think that some of the Traitors is set up when you have some wannabe bafta nominees like Matt, Harriet & Jessie giving some of the least convincing performances of the decade

You pay interest on tax unpaid but do not receive interest on tax returned. Curious that. I would imagine it’s probably because neoliberal governments are a thinly-disguised scam to turn taxes into holiday homes.

In primary school, I got taken outside in class because I said the big bang created the universe & another student started crying because it shook his faith in God. We were 5 at the time.

Bizarre bit of Irish music trivia is Joe Dolan auctioned off his hipbone for €650 and gave the proceeds to an autism charity.

I was one of the first 10 people to sign up for Twitter in Ireland. I left over a year ago. It was bad enough then - it’s black and white unacceptable now. There’s no good reason to be on it and, now, no good reason why it’s not being prosecuted.

Again, the vaulted American Century lasted exactly one generation and none of the inheritors of it felt bothered to continue it if it required any work or not having something they wanted

Gonna be honest, if I put myself up as most liked and no one agreed with me, I would never been seen in public again #traitorsuk

Trying to die on this hill but Kate Bush and God are being VERY inconsiderate in my final moments

Has there been a bigger YouTube dropoff quite like Babish

oh my god i’m going to die

I lov chrismis

I’m just now receiving word that the Grinch was caught and comprised to a permanent end by our heroes in seal team 6

Some of you have lost the true meaning of Christmas: Destroying your closest friends and family at trivia games.

Merry Christmas! This year I see a lot of posts of Irish folks on the beach in Australia surrounded by what seems to be some of the worst, drunkest and most 22 years old people in the world

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

I dunno if I’ve gotten a useful Facebook notification in years

Can’t believe @carlkinsella.bsky.social found the time to write Mushoku Tensei too

I talk to so many people who say they don't want to be there but "feel they have to". You don't if you don't want to. It's dead. Move on. I left in 2023 and haven't regretted it for a second...