I’m so disrespected at all times 😭😭😭

leaving bed was a mistake. it is time to return to bed

@jenkatwrites.bsky.social, watching me play a clearly live-action Batman game: “is this Lego Batman?”

Good job, team, that was some extremely efficient manifesting! Operation: Gregployment has been accomplished! 🎉

Have had five or six job interviews in the last couple weeks, everyone please ✨ Manifest ✨ that one or more works out

"i couldn't possibly become an angel—i am simply a block of marble"

never got to use the best feature of the jury room :(

“Sometimes emotional repression is good for society” @jenkatwrites.bsky.social

“What I want in my RPGs is for things to fester” “Yes, post that, I agree with that.” -famous RPG designer @jenkatwrites.bsky.social

blood-and-soil nativism repels me on a cellular level

“One Kings, as a treat”

THE WEIRD BIRD IS A RODENT

NO BOSS NO MASTER'S - GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.

tits or ass? bro, the way she cannot forget Carcosa where black stars hang in the heavens; where the shadows of men's thoughts lengthen in the afternoon, when the twin suns sink into the lake of Hali; and the way her mind will bear forever the memory of the Pallid Mask.

With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history

@ifbookspod.bsky.social were you aware that the Rich Dad, Poor Dad Guy made a board game? “Your main problem is an excess of cash and finding investments to sink it into before you lose it to lawsuits, divorce or tax audits.” boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/65...

This is the best description for how people think that I’ve ever heard

Harry Kim is the only character in Star Trek history to have received a disciplinary write-up for failing to file the proper paperwork for fucking an alien.

Me-Various women of Trinity College Toronto-Adrianne Clarkson (Governor General of Canada and an alum)-Queen Lizzy 2-Neville Chamberlain-Hitler 5!

gonna run a game jam for “fifty-eight holes”

Tonight I am going to the “river circus”, a circus, puppetry, and trapeze show performed on boats traveling up the Erie Canal to do their show at all the little towns and villages along the way, which Greg described as “medieval-ass entertainment”

It’s 2028. A quarter of the Pentagon budget goes into Marvel movies now and there are more than ever. You go on a date to see Dr. Army Man XII: War Forever by Raytheon. You kiss your date and contract Covid-19 for the eleventh time. Only one mass shooting interrupts the film.

Jinkies and whatnot

The moon is like,unnaturally clear tonight…I think it’s AI.

The presenter’s cat yowled all through this CLE and he didn’t even hold her up once for us to see. Unthinkably rude, 0/10.

this can't be the future dippin dots was the icecream of

19th century men were such good Yearners

We stopped calling electronic currencies "Space Bucks" after the Xbox 360 generation of consoles, and I think that really messed things up for us as a society.

Just in case you ever forget that my girlfriend is a Big Deal Game Designer

Gosh look at that little foot

In order to prototype an RPG, first one must find the right size mixing bowl in your kitchen to trace a nice circle onto printer paper instead of just free-handing it

Haunted

With all due respect to healing the soul and fellowship with brethren, if church is fun, you're doing it wrong.

I did indeed!

Niece art

Checking out the undercarriage-no signs of rust or wear! 👍🏻

Fantasy novel:The gods are trains. Sci-fi novel: The trains are gods.

“I’m so excited about all our new shrubs” - @jenkatwrites.bsky.social

My sister’s kitty Jack is missing :( Where could he be??

I lied, I don't have Netflix. We're going to sit down and listen to the a capella Chumbawamba album English Rebel Songs 1381–1914 and then if you pass the quiz maybe we can kiss.

I won't even pretend otherwise: I think the expansion that lets you send your opponents to "Super Jail" is incredibly funny. I think every board game should let me send my friends to Super Jail

@boarsgoreswords.bsky.social have you guys considered Foundation? It’s exactly the kind of bullshit one of you would love and one would hate but I don’t know which is which.

I absolutely do not want video game NPCs to talk forever, but if designers want to add a “automatically exhaust dialogue tree” button, I’m all for it.

I was afraid of this

finished ds9 and: -some of the best tv sci-fi ever made -actual characters with actual arcs -v funny watching the staunchly atheist federation’s increasing discomfort with bajoran messiah sisko -attracted to both Daxes -jeff combs holds it down so hard -fuck gul dukat all my homies hate gul dukat

If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE