Cheesesteak liberty bell

finally getting into Silksong and in light of being old and having played a thousand metroidvanias i installed a teleport to last death location mod and it has improved my enjoyment significantly

this is our cracker barrel moment

Canon change canon change canon change!!

the website to cancel Xbox Game Pass subscriptions is overloaded

I am offended by the use of the word "slop" to denote poorly-made AI content when, as someone who eats out of a trough, high-nutrient slop is essential to my diet.

We used to have a proper television industry with upwards of 26 episodes a season and now look

I thought my tone was clear!!

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

while they lack the oddball charm of the original cgi monstrosities which accurately portrayed the grotesquerie of morphing, these are very slick and will doubtless awaken a new generation of furries (also there's a comparative media essay to write about the similarities of animorphs and evangelion)

We’re just having a good time in the jungle with an alien

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Ep up now, recording e7 today

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,

I have been relatively subdued about the switch 2 and its lineup but you know new fire emblem linked to three houses got me barking like a dog

Okay this is the funniest possible thing they could do instead of releasing things that are good and people want

all I’m saying is the donkey Kong country soundtrack was a lot of kids’ first introductions to electronic ambient you might consider Brian eno to be the original Funky Kong

I am usually opposed to dogs in the front seat but this guy… just look at him he’s posing he knows how cute he is

loving Ocellus: Earth

if i make a rightward turn i'm going to declare myself the lost descendant of hernan cortez and if i make a leftward turn i'm going to start a youtube channel called The Empathetic Gooner

okay so after about five games of civilization vi with one win i now understand the appeal having received the coded secret message from sid meier to seize power in my nation and build aqueducts

nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

please don’t eat ocellus anymore they are very intelligent

Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial

sweaty guy representation

Would you like an egg in this trying time

JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! This gave me old Google back! It killed the AI results dead!

favorite political commentary joke in shin godzilla is how many times they change conference rooms in the first ten minutes

the kids have to learn about peter lorre

speaking of alien this game is very much in the "corporations are going to fuck up the future" vein if significantly less terrifying, looking forward to hurling more nuclear reactors away before they can explode me

we're doubling up on eps this week as we watch alien: earth and i reveal the metaphorical embryo in my chest of xenomorph fandom

Hawaii finally gets its ethnic historical biopic as we watch Apple TV+'s Jason Momoa vehicle Chief of War. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk toothy clubs, impending colonialism, man-boy kings, real prophecies, and big brown butts. boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/08/12/c...

the xenomorph, you gotta give it credit for delivering a hundred percent no matter the production, that’s a guy who loves his work and the work is good (eating people)

civ vi update: the mapuche empire has triumphed over brazil, who attempted a domination victory and took most of the eastern continent for themselves, and the kongo, who were one point short of a diplomatic victory before i unleashed the emergency policy giant death robot, i now understand 4Xes

after literal decades of resistance i am now a Civilization guy it's a very simple game as long as you can look thirty minutes into the future to see why expanding your empire in the face of a barbarian invasion will lead to eleanor of aquitaine's downfall

People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves

Oh shiiiiiit this is one of the absolute bangers of all time if you ever saw a guy dual wield pistols in any game or movie it’s because of this

I appreciate Microsoft aiding the BDS boycott by canceling all their games.

i'm assuming that the reason ice cube did that screen-based war of the worlds and has not really worked otherwise is that he refused the covid vaccine and is thus uninsurable as has happened to a large number of our most evil actors

one of my biggest green flags for alien: earth is that they keep announcing cast members like they're laying out a buffet

you're telling me there's a school... for kids with powers... and it's evil???? wow!!

enough time has passed that i can now use common television catchphrases from my youth as if they were my own. gotta love me! not the momma

yesterday in cooking: slow roasted salmon, broccoli with fresh mozz, rosemary garlic potatoes

new katamari game finally!! don’t think takahashi is involved but hopefully they took enough lessons from the remasters to effectively channel him, this and shadow of the colossus are two of the great ps2 “art” games which is a different rubric from games as art which I will explain if you date me

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

i love to PODCASTEAR with MI AMIGO red

Tonight in cooking: teriyaki bell pepper pineapple pork with coconut rice, chile lime green beans with pecans