the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him

in baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeee!

Me, a year into making up horror stories about bluesky: are you guys seriously gonna leave this app over a little child porn

"feel the wrath of the goddess"

bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression

Man imagine if California made its wealthy people pay real, fair taxes and used some amount of that money to make art grants for tv shows on the level with the stuff Canada was doing in the 90’s. Everyone in the MPI would have a job again.

I don't think she is conscious

If you want a perfect snapshot of how bad twitter has gotten: I posted these weenies on here and instagram and the comments were “oh looks tasty.” I posted it on twitter and it trended as an international conflict

attention new bluesky users: pick up that can

Haha, you Joestars

i really think there is legit political space for running on "we are going to dismantle ICE"

Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy

Okay a year later - are there communities on bluesky that don't suck ass?

The next time you’re tempted to beat yourself up over a silly mistake at work, think of the poor guy who pulled a real-life “Sorry, I’m sorry, I’m trying to remove it” after publicly hearting a photo of Jeffrey Epstein.

The E33 haters are becoming more annoying than the E33 glazers.

ICE out of Home Depot!! - San Diego

OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!

behold, the platonic ideal of social media

Apple TV is bugging out in a hilarious way

Sorry to anyone who thought Wokeness was annoying but as we now know it's the price we pay for a civilized society

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

San Diego fighting back ❤️

She changed my life.

Happy birthday Falin 🪽

On back here because twitter somehow got worse

Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley

i think we have manufactured enough stainless steel hydroflasks now that everyone on earth is entitled to a freebie

The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.

the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

i'm not convinced by your lived experience actually. i just don't think it would have went down like that

everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.

Monstrous and inhumane. Our neighbors are being tortured

NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol

They’re morons, they’re just dickheads who accidentally struck it rich by chance, not by merit, and this system does not give a fuck about the ability or morality of the idiots who relentlessly quest to amass as much money as possible

what

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

The lineup on these two is insane who their barber

the 3 wise men giving baby jesus cigarettes

jc denton: tell me more about these "lifehacks". deus ex npc: you can use a hairclip around long wires, like on headphones, to keep them from getting tangled. jc: human ingenuity is powerful. deus ex npc: use a pringles can to hold your pasta. jc: powerful - and dangerous.

That was LOUD