I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

I really believe Nicki is a government plant.

Has Elon Musk offered to assist in locating Kirk’s killer?

I don’t know why it tickles me so much to see B.Simone mocking religion.

Just heard someone say “he sounds like he spends a lot of time on Facebook” and hooo boy everyone’s immediate understanding of what that means should be a brand crisis for Meta

The best contribution of Gen X so far is the term “crash out.” Because there’s nothing that summarizes an emotional storm better.

bro sneezing while driving is so damn dangerous lmao unnecessarily

I love seeing women happy.

when people say "this isn't what I voted for" they should be forced to list what they DID vote for

Funny how they got their President yet they're still mad.

Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to

Imagine calling yourself the master race and have to resort to erasing the achievements of minorities to make yourself feel better.

@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer

So this was a campaign promise not an observation.

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

I was really worried we were losing the Republic but then the democrats color-coordinated their outfits for SOTU...and now I feel a lot better.

Someone PLEASE do it. Just DO IT already and save us all. Please.

He stood alone with courage in the face of tyranny.

I can’t understand why hackers go after regular ppl when there are billionaires ruining the world.

The Grim Reaper keep taking the wrong people like we all ain’t been making specific requests

Oh and… Fuck cancer!

We tried handling this with class. It's time to get into some gangsta shit.

Just seen a TikTok that said “you’re not a dog, stop rewarding yourself with food” 😨😨😨😨😨 She ate me up 😂😂😂😂😂

Every where I turn Musk did this…Musk did that. America?!?

It always blows my mind to see someone driving bad with two hands on the steering wheel.

Again…why are we letting Musk terrorize us like this?

I don’t trust anyone black who didn’t enjoy the halftime performance. Truly.

Please don’t ever have the Super Bowl on Fox again

Travis Kelce called it “an honor” to have zero catches in the first half in front of the President who openly hates his girlfriend

Somebody ask Mahomes & Kelce if it was an honor to lose in front of "the president." 😒

The ancestors said not tonight Mahomes!

WHAT A TIME TO BE BLACK AND ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY

The Chiefs can still win if Mike Pence has enough courage

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH

The city of New Orleans has put on a master class in opening the Super Bowl. Everything was so well done.

My favorite villain is Kendrick lmao.

Can we collectively ignore Kanye?

Evil people seem to live a really long time 😩

honestly, if you knew how difficult and how long it took some people to recover their peace of mind and happiness, you'll understand why they shut all doors at any slight discovery of toxicity, and also why they can be so picky about who they allow in their lives.

LFG Eagles!!!!!!!

If a plea for kindness and empathy makes you furious, you might be a sociopath.

Something doesn’t have to directly affect you for you to have empathy. Lack of empathy is a character flaw.

All I do is think about food.

Who else imagines Elon jumping into an x while rage tweeting w/ Loomer?

Andrew Lincoln not winning every award under the sun for playing Rick Grimes is when I stopped taking ppl seriously.