You can’t even do this shit in the Black church. If Deacon Thadius Clement Jackson goes to glory, that seat remains open until proper procedures take place.

As a person who grew up in the 60’s and 70’s when neighborhood programming was plentiful, there is a stark difference in what’s being l framed as “parenting” here. We were at the rec, the pool, the YMCA, etc. and they were all free.

For. Parts.

Who had the best and who has the worst friendship?

Mother fuckers think poverty should exist.

Crockpot and toaster oven weather is upon us.

If “ain’t nobody coming to see you Otis” was a fair😂

These guys want to be everywhere but home.

That take completely disregards the fact that one main cause for gentrification is white folks wanting to live in the urban city centers they fled from. There is plenty of housing available in the dry ass suburbs they are trying to escape.

This may be terrible advice, but buy yourself the damn shrimp. Buy it twice in one day if you can afford it. Not buying the shrimp isn't going to save you enough to buy a house and they're going to find another way to denigrate you regardless. And then you'll be slandered and shrimpless.

Diddy can do this from prison?!

Spending time with my granddaughter ☺️

For everyone using AI……

Yeah because I’m fucking knee slapping hilarious!

It might be hot outside but the rent is freezing.

My husband, a Leo, after putting a new roll of paper towels on the holder:

That Jason Lee Boom Kack interview is a triple decker, lettuce, tomato, onion, toasted brioche bun, extra secret sauce ass nothing burger.

Paying a player over 100 million dollars KNOWING that they don’t play defense is how I know this ain’t about ball. This is about Austin Reaves. Because I dgaf if you score 300 points! It doesn’t matter if you can’t stop your opponent from scoring 301! Guess it’s just the Big East in me…..

I really hate capitalism, ya know?

White Baby Boomers have ruined the U.S.

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*Sees someone with Meta Glasses* Me: 🗣️ HE’S WEARING A WIRE!!!

Macaroni and cheese

“Bitch Abe tried to kill that baby for the insurance. Girrrrrrrrl 20 damn sheep and worth it”!

Washer and dryer. Regular count on it food. Safety in my home.

If you’re measuring the gratitude of someone in need as an indicator of the gift being “worth” giving…then the gift was for you, not them.

Name something that you didn’t have growing up that you can’t fathom not having today: I’ll go first: Paper towels Disposable diapers/Baby wipes Liquid hand soap

I’m still healing from the hypervigilance associated with being a child who wasn’t allowed to rest. It’s deeply triggering to keep seeing comments about summer break and children HAVING to have some sort of labor related activity. Incessant structure is really readying them for corporate.

I drink one 8oz cup of coffee a day. And imma have to give it up because my sensitivity to caffeine can no longer be ignored. I’ve had a sensitivity to caffeine my whole like ( jitters, heart palpitations…) and now I realize that it’s likely also attributing to my anxiety. Can’t have shit!😩

On the episode of “Finding a Job is Bullshit”: Someone I know went through 4 rounds of interviews, received and accepted an offer, waited 2.5 weeks for the background check process to be completed, gave a 1 week notice to their current employer and started the new job.

Josh Hart is a DAWG!! He gobbles up the boards!! #knicks

It’s ok to let someone make the point. It’s ok to let someone be the funniest. It’s ok to let someone have the sad story. It’s ok to let somebody have the victory. One-upmanship isn’t ok.

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I wish that kids could be free to just be during their summer breaks. Every aspect of life doesn’t have to structured to prepare them for the capitalism Olympics.

The Crying Game

I want to unpack the emotional labor of Black matriarchs as well as first and only daughters. Patriarchy tells us that women are natural nurtures and I find that many people believe and have embraced that notion. “Ask/tell your mother (sister, auntie, grandmother, etc.) about “feelings”…

Lactaid is a SCAM! I ate some Lactaid ice cream and my stomach sounded like somebody put Tims in the dryer!😩 I’m black toast intolerant on another level!

Me and Klonopin lately

BREAKING: The Chrisleys will be performing at the Freedom 250 celebration!

Being sleepy and restless is some ghetto ass bullshit!😩

BREAKING: Rin and Tin have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration

“I ain’t seen you in a minute “!

Me just minding my business… Anxiety:😩

Epilogue of the Oldest Daughter: They’ll stand over your casket and weep after you’ve died from a stress related stroke. While you were here they really didn’t see your humanity. To them you were a tireless trauma vessel. They’ll miss what you did more than who you were. Change the narrative ♥️

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No one wants you to watch how you’re speaking to them more than a mf who just gaslit you.

When I said that Jay-Z should’ve given the cousin money AND that he should show up to grandma’s house each Christmas AS SHAWN, and hand out 5-6 figures to all the cousins. Generational wealth and Get It Out The Mud Twitter had a field day in my mentions!

Watching Ciara and Mia comfort this psychopathic white woman is sickening. #summerhouse