We lost Ziggy?!?!?! #TheWire

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I need my mama here to unpack. It's one thing for her not to help me move, but not to unpack either? Calling CPS.

If only...

time to roll this back.

I feel Christmas came and went already.

Maybe Luigi should've shot Diddy.

These people won't see Heaven. The attorneys, the jury, Diddy's staff, the kids, his mama, the fans, and of course SEAN COMBS. Robert Kelly got more time for far less.

I can't believe this sociopath only got 50 months.

Grey shirts jump stomp was serious. He meant that

Stealing packages from houses shoulda stopped long time ago. Now you gon get shot over 72 cans of wet cat food

The way my period is regular like I'm in my 20s, I absolutely can imagine it. I can also imagine leaping off the roof of my house.

Has anyone gone to the Game of Thrones exhibit in DFW? Am I the only nerd who knows about this?

"Yo big ass knew better." - me reading Amazon reviews

A BLACK?!?!!

I'm sick of dwights on Beyond The Gates. It's giving DEI.

Nothing like day-drinking while working from home.

What time does Shedeur play? I need to watch and pretend I know what's going on.

the last 24 hours on X, summed up:

Shedeur finally starting? I know they bout to sabotage this game to make him look bad.

Loving this new journey for her

All the assassins are conservative

I can't tell y'all how many times I've moved during the fall/winter holiday season. You'd think that I would learn my lesson, but nope.

Has anyone else been receiving an influx of emails from companies begging you to shop this holiday season? How embarrassing for them.

Before anyone gets too carried away here.

Parents are so hard-headed. This is why I don't like to fool with mine. Both of them need to sit down somewhere!

Ever since the Michael Jackson biopic trailer came out it’s been unreleased footage….. Joe Jackson had them boys performing everywhere lmfao

A woman saying this is fucking bonkers.

Not me finding snacks I hid from Quincy but instead hid from myself!

Once again, I have a hectic November. I'm treating myself in December.

Just knew I sleeping in today. Felt like it was at least noon. Turn over and look at the clock, 8:02 am

$1500 for movers. Thanksgiving AND Christmas is canceled!

My uncle on FB posting thirst traps in his uniform. Let me text his wife.

Caving to this fuking guy. We are living in the upside down

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson just told us that the SNAP funds were indeed stolen without telling us. 🧐🤬🤔

Just burned the roof of my mouth. This the type of gluttony the Bible speaks about.

@bluesatch.bsky.social Cousin, our people acting up again. Somebody check on Antonio. 😂

I've been off work for the last 6 weeks and I return tomorrow. I hate that for me.

MAGA was celebrating this time last year. See how they played themselves?

I forgot just that quick that we lost Dick Cheney to his home in hell. Sorry to that man.

Not her encouraging people to vote for Andrew Cuomo!

I can't find the gingerbread liqueur that I usually buy around this time of year. I need my holiday dessert cocktails!

My girl had on her fighting clothes

I'm so hurt y'all. I'm stuck in bed, still dizzy as hell. I knew i should've early voted.

I’m old enough to remember when Dick Cheney was the worst person I’d ever seen hold political office.

SORRY TO THIS MAN! first set of good news on election day.

I have vertigo and feel like I'm on the verge of losing my mind. And my lunch.

Oh bitch I'm bout to turn on the heat.

My water bill is $325. Was there a fire put out at my home? They better get over here and check this ASAP!

Big Teef is always who I point to when I tell people that BDE is not gender exclusive.