BREAKING: The number of jobs created in August has been revised from 54,000 down to -3,000.

Not them removing the cracker and barrel

A delighted reminder that if you don't want people celebrating your death, don't be a huge piece of shit.

He literally spent YEARS stalking and harassing a black woman on Twitter & it is literally documented & most of us saw it all unfold IN REAL TIME. So to lie like this is a choice. Rudy has the right to label & censor anyone he pleases with his platform. If Talib Kweli doesn’t like it, he can leave.

A lil TL cleanse for the aces fans mad at the L and lynx fans worried about phee #WNBA

Pretty Rocky is on the shortlist?!😭

Prayers down

Always good to remember.

"The issue of government has always been whether individual men and women will have to serve some system of government and economics, or whether a system of government and economics exists to serve individual men and women."  —FDR, 1932

YOOOOOOOOOO LMFAOOOOO

Michelle Obama: “Hey let’s try and have our kids eat more fruits and vegetables?” White Folks:

Blow on my cartridge, baby. Pickup line or cry for help? Players choice.

I personally believe that any Black person engaging in race play should be put down

Lemme tell yall something… this shit right here? Chile.

Poolside snacks for Ume, our endangered tapir calf, to make swim time a little more tempting!

GIRL TAKE ME WITH YOU.

My man my man my man🥰

So I’ve been watching Disjointed & thinking “meh, it’s not funny fr”. I’m currently watching this shit high & yeeeahheksksdksk it’s funny af💀

Having me a lil self care weekend🥰

I miss my mommy☹️

This game!!!

They said we'd have a record-beating economy, and they were right - largest two days of wealth destruction in nominal dollar terms *ever*:

As predicted, I’m loving gardening BUT the critters & pests are gonna be the death of me😖

I just want yall to know that after a longggg—& I do mean LONG—day of work, I thought I would reward myself with a glass of wine. Well while I was opening the bottle, it pushed the cork in & wine sprayed all over me, my face, my hair, my cabinets, & floor.🙂

Hey, what the fuck!

Someone help me decide what I’m cooking this week I’m blanking😭

I’m finna crash out. A forehead kiss would be the only antidote🥺

Day parties the best cuz I can eat, drink, get lit and be home by 6 and in bed by 8. Unmatched

If you think what happened to Rumeysa Ozturk can't happen to you because you're a citizen and she's not, you are sorely mistaken. Ozturk was snatched off the street not for being a national security threat but for having a wrong opinion. If we don't put a stop to this, it's coming for all of us.

The Atlantic was like y’all not finna say we lying & dropped their dick on the table omg.

I’ve been at Lowe’s 3 times this weekend lmao

Hey fellow Christians… what the fuck? Why are yall pushing a prayer app that has a pay wall????? Are yall fr rn?

Has anyone else gotten an uptick in privacy notice notifications? I’ve gotten several emails about companies changing theirs + almost every single app I’ve opened in the last week has messages about changes as well.

Them boys outchea by my house lawd. I’m just tryna get my prescriptions😭

I just started the first episode of the new Yellowstone episodes & BAAAAAABY

I knew Elmo was Black!!

It’s wild to me that people use their free will to do shit like climb Mt Everest.

They are some fuckin pussies!

“Do we need to get active bro?” - China, probably

I am so glad my xanax refill came through in time for my EOY review bc I’m nervoussss😖

“Texas Tr*mper” on your bumper but your 20 year old vehicle is falling apart & you’re missing a back window. Lmao ok.

Stacey just secured her spot on the next season🙂‍↕️mhm yes ma’am #RHOP

Now Stacey… dmfkdjdkdks #RHOP

My dream is to open a bookstore cafe & the ideas I have are just🥹

Good morninggg🌞

Not me 2 margs deep at lunch🤭