someone asked me, “you would accept $2k from Trump?….” abso-fucking-lutely, it’s the LEAST he could do. it’s still FUCK TRUMP. $2k is NOT gonna change that lol

chips ahoy frappe with fudge and whipped cream at the bottom 🤤

This man goes “as an Asian, we all know I love me some good old sticky white rice. I guess you can call me a RICE SUPREMACIST” my friend and I:

I got some comedians to come do a set or two for our residents today and those were NOT the types of jokes we discussed 💀 I was SHOOK lmfaooo

today…was SO fucking overwhelming 😭

every day i unwillingly learn of a new kink

Well, if we’re gonna be honest… Summer Renaissance.

now that I’m in charge of the daily schedules, i run our morning huddles and on Monday half of my staff asked if they could leave 10/15mins early for the day and i told them it was fine, residents were in their rooms chilling and it was end of day anyway.

still finding it so funny that my coworkers are having to get used to me being more “in charge” now, it really be throwing them off 😂

I’m basically on my way there if we’re being honest. I don’t remember the last time i had a text convo longer than 3-4 messages lmao.

Nicki Minaj, you big ass goofy dummy. I can’t.

all the dpt heads at work were hella pissy today, NOT I THO. I was getting on everyone’s nerves being in such a good mood 💀

and FUCK nicki minaj

i cannot wait until i get to celebrate the downfall of each member of this administration’s death.

if your day was long. Here's a hug 🫂 💛

how we doing bloomfs!! good morning!!

a TikTok alternative??? thank youuuu 😩

this would eat if it were real

2 shinies and neither of the ones I actually want 😭

my alpha Starmie can’t make it through the gate 💀

happy sunday funday bloomfs 🦋 i miss seeing yall on the skyline so often, how we doing???

has anyone played Legends ZA on Switch 1 AND 2? Is there an actual noticeable difference in the quality of the game to pay for the $10 upgrade??

me checking to see if it’s night out still considering what my skyline is filled with at 8am 💀😂

so I did a thing 😬

This album is STILL in rotation for me

I got so wrapped up in work I forgot today was Election Day 🤡

I forgot how mentally exhausting it could be working with mental health patients and yesterday kicked my ass 😩 I went to bed by 10pm

sports ppl are embarrassing….cause why at your big age are you punching your TV cause your favorite team lost…..

When Sticks and stones may break your bones, but chains and whips excite you

I haven’t played it but I can already tell you I prefer their “evolution” animation over Pokémon’s. I kinda wish Pokémon changed theirs so it still shined bright white but you could see them morphing into the new evolution.

#TrumpTrainWreck Congressman Joseph Neguse serving as the U.S. representative for Colorado's 2nd district put the Government Shutdown into perfect perspective. His statement here should resonate with American's from all walks of life.

whatever neighbor is singing it Ride It by Ciara at the top of their lungs…..I feel you

the proportions are KILLING me 💀 discover feed be cracking me up sometimes

if there’s ONE thing I’m never gonna do, is worry about what ppl do with their money.

No Nut November? In THIS economy??

another day of weed and grinding on Legends ZA 😬

nothing better than a naked homeless person screaming to remind you that you’re downtown 🫶🏽

28 years ago today, Rodgers & Hammerstein’s Cinderella, starring Whitney Houston, Brandy, Whoopi Goldberg, Jason Alexander, Bernadette Peters, Natalie Desselle-Reid, Veanne Cox, Paolo Montalbán, and Victor Garber, aired to over 60 MILLION VIEWERS on ABC.

Nicki Minaj finally came out as MAGA?? hopefully now she can admit she’s addicted to ❄️ too

got into the habit of no longer charging my phone overnight 🤙🏽

I hate that I can’t use the “🥳” emoji without feeling like one of the PNP girlies 💀

me meeting my man: cause he still believes I’m gonna end up leaving him for some fem boy 😂💀

I LOVE MEGA STARMIE. Everyone’s just a hater.

MORNING BLOOMFS!! 😘🦋

It’s so beautiful to see someone in government GENUINELY trying to meet the masses and attempting (really well) to speak to them in their language. His Spanish one was REALLY good too.

‘you can’t allow a president to check out and have unelected people making massive decisions’

to wake and bake or to not wake and bake….THAT is the question.

wait…did we gain an hour or lose an hour??

one of my dogs get HELLA jealous when my other dog gets near us if her and I are cuddling 💀 she starts growling and shaking 😂

PSA: Before this "dislike" thing gets out of hand, because I've seen some very big accounts misinforming people, here's what it actually is. It's a private option that lets you see less of topics you're not interested in on certain feeds. That's it. It's not a downvote, thumbs down, etc.