do you like my muffins…?

Sometimes you gotta make something...

I really like this insane mashup.

The U.S. war on Iran is now estimated to cost $1 billion per day. Meanwhile Americans are told there’s no money for healthcare, hospitals, or basic social programs.

Guy who invented gravy: we need a fucking boat

The Farmer's Axe

A few months ago I got the story of a duck who aspires to curling greatness stuck in my brain and simply couldn't get it out until I did this

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

If no means no hungry, then I'm budgeting right.

@riotgrlerin.bsky.social you did an edit of my selfie a while back that I've been using for my work slack picture. For our holiday work party somehow I won a pillow of my face but it's your edit so here it is and thank you again, your work makes life a little brighter.

christmas carols are for girls. real men sing Christmas Carls

My six pack of slide whistles has arrived.

Bone Removal

Celebrating TEN years of Arcade Pit in a row, on December 7th. We never missed a single week, a 10 year streak. Also tons of bonus shows and goofy one-off projects. Sign-ups for a 10-game marathon of Arcade Pit are now open! We need 40 players! arcadep.it See you at MAGFest too; panel confirmed!

We have a bunch of new holiday items up at podshop.biz, so if you’re a fan of @greatesttrek.com and you’ve got something to celebrate, go check it out!

The universe has no center and no edges. Reality is arbitrary.

happy flat fuck friday to all who celebrate

My spirit child.

I was clipping my toenails just now and I realized I have really long toes. Then I remembered I regularly use them to pick stuff up off the floor.

“smelly dog” 2/2

“smelly dog” 1/2

New games weren't scarce in the 90s, but you could've easily played most of the hits. Now there's so many masterpieces that everyone has their personal endless backlog of amazing content. AI slop shouldn't be able to thrive in a market bursting with so many human-made, genuine banger pieces of art.

New Book Day! Please tell the world. Read a comic about it here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sawyer... Or if you just want to buy it: us.macmillan.com/books/978037... Thanks everyone! It took me over a year to write, but I think you and/or your kid(s) will have many laughs together.

This is insane

"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper. They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer. If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help." 🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social man we thought you were so cool. Your alphabet speech was awesome. But you must stand up to the tyranny in the oval office. You must act now.

أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك

If you dont follow Sam youre coolness automatically gets a -50 pentalty👀

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i’ve just eaten what can only be described as lunch

Let's Learn about types of ghosts

André Øvredal’s found footage film TROLL HUNTER was released on this day in Norway in 2010 #filmsky

I'm through the swamp

I will be taking no further questions

Thank you, sir

Ah, locals mention the federal court order here, which also requires agents to wear some identification. Also, quite an image in here: masked, fully-geared-out DHS agents getting screamed at in a residential neighborhood by some dude who is barefoot and in pajama pants.

"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown." Source: old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

Watch my supercut of things Mike Johnson doesn’t know. You can see the whole show here: www.youtube.com/live/Ams4OLn...

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More and more people are removing their Harry Potter, tattoos in solidarity with the trans community

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Under Mike Johnson, the House has conducted just 20 days of business in the last 16 weeks and refused to swear in Democrat Adelita Grijalva. Don't forget what this is really about: keeping the release of the Epstein Files at bay.

So with the AWS outage & the Ring surveillance garbage, the lesson for today folks is...do not buy any thing or service that relies on "the cloud" Note: this has always been the case but it gets worse every day.

⚠️ Steam Scam ⚠️ There’s a scam going around on Steam. Hacked accounts impersonating someone on your friends list telling you they need a 5th member for their DOTA group. It’ll tell you to login to your Steam account via their website. Just a heads up.

Full comic here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/signal-4 #smbc