There's so very little effort required to start a fire. But so very much effort to quench one.

So fabulous!

Y'all have that movie or two that you can't watch without ugly crying? Mine is Ip Man.

etsy shop to see them! My little vials come in today but I've been trying to refine it a bit more before I start selling. It has been such a fun craft and I'm so happy I can take a bit of the desert after it rains anywhere I go ♥️🌵🏜️

Whenever it rains in the Chihuahuan desert, there is a heavy, clean earthy scent that is unique to the desert due to the carasote bush ♥️. I have been harvesting the oils and I usually use a bit in my hair because the smell of desert rain immediately makes my brain happy. I'm going to start a small

I bet I could fit my whole head in big bird’s cloaca

I betchu clowns can clench their assholes in such a way that farts wine like air from a balloon

do you like my muffins…?

Sometimes you gotta make something...

I really like this insane mashup.

The U.S. war on Iran is now estimated to cost $1 billion per day. Meanwhile Americans are told there’s no money for healthcare, hospitals, or basic social programs.

Guy who invented gravy: we need a fucking boat

The Farmer's Axe

A few months ago I got the story of a duck who aspires to curling greatness stuck in my brain and simply couldn't get it out until I did this

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

If no means no hungry, then I'm budgeting right.

@riotgrlerin.bsky.social you did an edit of my selfie a while back that I've been using for my work slack picture. For our holiday work party somehow I won a pillow of my face but it's your edit so here it is and thank you again, your work makes life a little brighter.

christmas carols are for girls. real men sing Christmas Carls

My six pack of slide whistles has arrived.

Bone Removal

Celebrating TEN years of Arcade Pit in a row, on December 7th. We never missed a single week, a 10 year streak. Also tons of bonus shows and goofy one-off projects. Sign-ups for a 10-game marathon of Arcade Pit are now open! We need 40 players! arcadep.it See you at MAGFest too; panel confirmed!

We have a bunch of new holiday items up at podshop.biz, so if you’re a fan of @greatesttrek.com and you’ve got something to celebrate, go check it out!

The universe has no center and no edges. Reality is arbitrary.

happy flat fuck friday to all who celebrate

My spirit child.

I was clipping my toenails just now and I realized I have really long toes. Then I remembered I regularly use them to pick stuff up off the floor.

“smelly dog” 2/2

“smelly dog” 1/2

New games weren't scarce in the 90s, but you could've easily played most of the hits. Now there's so many masterpieces that everyone has their personal endless backlog of amazing content. AI slop shouldn't be able to thrive in a market bursting with so many human-made, genuine banger pieces of art.

New Book Day! Please tell the world. Read a comic about it here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sawyer... Or if you just want to buy it: us.macmillan.com/books/978037... Thanks everyone! It took me over a year to write, but I think you and/or your kid(s) will have many laughs together.

This is insane

"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper. They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer. If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help." 🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social man we thought you were so cool. Your alphabet speech was awesome. But you must stand up to the tyranny in the oval office. You must act now.

أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك

💯

i’ve just eaten what can only be described as lunch

Let's Learn about types of ghosts

André Øvredal’s found footage film TROLL HUNTER was released on this day in Norway in 2010 #filmsky

I'm through the swamp

I will be taking no further questions

Thank you, sir

Ah, locals mention the federal court order here, which also requires agents to wear some identification. Also, quite an image in here: masked, fully-geared-out DHS agents getting screamed at in a residential neighborhood by some dude who is barefoot and in pajama pants.

"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown." Source: old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

Watch my supercut of things Mike Johnson doesn’t know. You can see the whole show here: www.youtube.com/live/Ams4OLn...