I forgot the name I gave my houseplant. So now when I water it we just make awkward small talk

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

Every single headline ab this redistricting push in the south should include how many Black representatives it would put up for reelection

I’m like if Fatboy Slim only went by his first name

The Pike’s Peak Humane Society has a social media manager who is very good at their job

maybe tech bros should ask their ai how not to be so fucking creepy

But dream with me. What if DC introduced a new universe? THREE new universes. Where the trinity was split. Wonder Woman: Fantasy and horror. Superman: Science fiction. Batman: Crime and mystery.

The Web Design Museum released 44 classic Cartoon Network Flash games from the early 2000s, now playable in the browser. Play them here: www.webdesignmuseum.org/flash-game-e...

drives me nuts when people say prosecuting the leaders of this regime is a pipe dream. all the other democracies in the world don’t seem to have a problem doing it. we can do it too.

These billboards could play a huge role in mobilizing local resistance to Trump’s detention camps, but we need your help to fund them — please pitch in if you can.

Chow mein is short for “chowing down on main”

A Believe It Or Not style show for adults called Fucked Beyond Belief. Feels like David Duchovny should host

Tampopo (1985)

ICE agent Jonathan Ross, who murdered a Minnesota housewife named Renee Good in January, has been reassigned to a different state and continues to work for the government. Ross' execution-style slaying of Good was captured on numerous cameras on Jan 7. www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...

One of the world's rarest whales lives in only one place: the Gulf of Mexico, where the Trump administration wants to expand oil and gas drilling that scientists fear could push the giant mammal to extinction. https://to.pbs.org/4sUKB5a

MrBeast has always reminded me of Jimmy Fallon. If it came out that Fallon took a knockoff version of The Substance and MrBeast emerged from him, but they're both awake at the same time because they both got half of the humanity of the original being, I'd be like, yeah. That tracks. Scientifically.

Had a dream that someone read about the internet meme "Loss" and I tried to explain it but couldn't and every time I googled it, only AI nonsense came up, so I drew it from memory and it looked something like this.

All we can do is put pressure on people. All we can do is hold them to account. All we can do is make sure people mean & act on the nice things they’re saying. We give them our complete compliance, our mindless cheerleading & all is lost.

In my experience, most babies are no good at wrestling.

Me: “Hey Google Sheets, is this number anywhere?” Google Sheets: “Nooooooot quuuiiiite…😈” Me: *Sighs. Deletes single space.* Google Sheets: “Oh I found something!!!”

When Dudley does the labeling.

All artificial smells, on soaps, in public bathrooms, in car fresheners, should always just use the scent of fresh number 2 pencils. The world would be a much better place. I think people would act better.

Opening a Goodwill inside the airport

The correct response to this missive is Two Weeks to Impeach & Remove. Anything else is aiding and abetting these crimes.

When a husband drops his wife off by the front of a store then goes to find parking, I assume they both enter a state of bliss during the only alone time they’re getting today

How has it come to this

Smear of Gooigi

everyone needs to keep asking, louder and louder, FOR WHAT, they're ruining all our lives and the world, FOR WHAT

Neo should’ve had to collect several red and blue pages before being granted access to the Architect. What a terrible CD ROM game.

I betchu clowns can clench their assholes in such a way that farts wine like air from a balloon

You know if we all just stopped working and started being nice to each other and giving each other stuff for free instead of making each other pay for things; the billionaires wouldn’t be billionaires for very long and we wouldn’t have to pay any more taxes. I think I’m really stoned

Me and my friends would’ve killed Lumo with hammers I can tell you that much

The premise of Donkey Kong jingle freeze seems to be what if you were controlling a speeding semi… but it was a platformer

Worried about if there are pug puppygirls who struggle to breath

Lepre Khan, let me rock you Let me rock you, Lepre Khan Let me rock you, that's all I wanna do Lepre Khan, let me rock you Let me rock you, Lepre Khan Let me rock you, let me feel for you

It’s vibe coding all the way down. It’s like that next gen episode where the computer runs the planet and no one who knows how it works is still alive. I’d say they ignored that episode’s warning but it was a pretty dumb episode so I get it

Dad who really wants his son to be gay: 🎵My son’ll come out, tomorrow!

masterful gambit to make shipping costs go up higher by artificially reducing the supply of truck drivers in the middle of the biggest energy crisis in 50 years

Jeechers Creatures Where’d ya get those features

@scottlava.bsky.social Scott I love your art so much—you should make magic play matts from some of your wide format pieces!!

when you get a virtual boy can we come over and play your new virtual boy

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

The number of different conditions required to get me to get up and go over there… might surprise you.

================ SAT, FEB 28, 6:00PM MONUMENT SQUARE PORTLAND, MAINE ================ TONIGHT join hundreds of others at Monument Square in Portland at 6 PM to rally against the recent strikes on Iran. The U.S. and Israel are carrying out an unprovoked, illegal bombing campaign on Iran.

It's time. Colin, the comrade running the shelter-in-place food program I'm working at, told me that this week he's had to turn down asks from schools to supply food directly to their sheltering families. The reason? There's not enough money coming in for that amount of food. Let's change that.

the republican party line is, fairly explicitly, "we will kill your children if you don't vote for us because we know you won't kill our children if we don't vote for you," and the appropriate response to the existence of such a political party is to outlaw it