look, we have a long way to go and it gets worse before it gets better, but shrieking about leftists and replying to press inquiries with stale “your mom” jokes are not the moves of a stable, consolidated, durable regime, they’re evidence of wheels flying off

Being born between 1989-93 means you have a special talent to comfortably commune with both xillenials and zoomers. You remember watching 80s cartoons on TV but also think YTPs are the peak of Internet humor.

Happy 40th birthday to the Sega Mark III! The console that would be redesigned as the Master System and then brought back into Japan and re-released with that design. Here in 1985, though, we have this cream slab promising real arcade action in the home and going toe-to-toe with the Famicom.

I’m old enough to remember when YTMND went *wild* with this quote

it is never okay to take out your frustration on service people and people who do have low moral character

The generals said "sir are you sure you want to fly the diarrhea bomber over the AI city with the nonsense billboards" and I said [zesty] we've got to shit the hell out of 'em. And no one has more loose stool than me. And actually that was very smart. Making myself the diarrhea president was smart.

Figured I’d start doing #randomgamesaturday again, here’s my latest (re)acquisition, Thunderfox for the Atari 8-bit computers! It’s kind of a janky Uridium clone but it plays alright for the most part

every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the real-life winemoms showing up with slogans like "ICE will melt in hell"

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”? anyway that’s why these events are important

LOL they're seething

Very telling that they're mad about being caught and not at all sorry for the Nazi shit

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

LOL couldn’t ask for better advertising, thanks for admitting you guys are tyrants

he has been talking obsessively about the afterlife for some time, he is missing for chunks of time, his aides are trying harder than usual to show he’s fit, his public appearances show someone in visible physical decline, and jd vance talked impromptu about being prepared to assume office

emulator filter called gameboy advance at night which looks like this

Needing multiple streams of income to stay afloat is a societal failure not a personal one. You should be able to afford a comfortable lifestyle with one job. You are not lazy.

Any place with stringy tekka maki goes on my shitlist forever

The original Bad Bunny

Proud of you guys

i just want a governor who’s constituents are californians, not 70 iq swing voters in pennsylvania

Most of the internet used to be like this. This is actually the default, it took companies enclosing the internet and adding weird, soul-killing incentives to make people behave the way they do now. In a way, there is truly nothing special about Wikipedia except that it survived longer.

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

Disassembly? Reassembly? Who needs 'em anyway

Stephen Miller is the best argument we have for “some people are genuinely just Born Bad” and this makes me uncomfortable on multiple levels

Is it just me or are SNES game prices on eBay becoming reasonable for once?

Announcing that I'm writing a book titled The Definitive Book on Platformer Games* *only includes computer games** **only includes computer games released in the UK*** ***only includes computer games where you play as a walking egg

It’s funny because it’s true

Finally got a buyer for my Neo Geo AES, been a good 13 years but my flash cart died twice and I can’t afford an actual cart collection so something had to give

Okay, "flavor inspired" is worse

I will vote for anyone who will hunt down and detain the proprietors of these throw back accounts

Atari 800 Operators Manual pages 15-16 #Atari #8Bit #Atari8Bit

I understand nostalgia to an extent because like, a lot of the time life did feel more free and exciting, and adult life is awful and capitalism takes away third spaces and yadda yadda yadda. My question is, why dont you expand your imagination and fight for a freer, kinder future for everyone

Fall is upon us so time to bust out the 400 with its autumn colors

Aside from this being complete AI slop, live lobsters at a Wal-Mart? LOL

Fall is upon us so time to bust out the 400 with its autumn colors

Got off my duff and made a nice lunch for once

UNITED NATIONS (AP) — Dozens of delegates from multiple nations walk out of UN hall as Israeli prime minister prepares to speak.

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

I’m embarrassed that I have to share the planet with these ppl

Neurodivergent folks should all be paid a stipend to do things we like to do, and the world would end up benefiting from it.

My Pixel 8 Pro has a few payments left, wondering if I should attempt to get LineageOS going on it once it's paid off or just go back to an iPhone (esp now that iOS 26 has built-in call screening), hmmm

Dude looks like he drew his moustache on with a Sharpie