nothing worse then having to hear about rich & powerful people privately being against what's happening. You are rich & powerful be loud!

thought fallon got cancelled and I was so happy for a second

just needed flower back to get excited about hockey again 🌺

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

can’t believe I’ll have to keep a straight face at work again

what a fucking way to find out magic is real

Part of what keeps America so violent is the insistence that people perform care, empty goodness and absolution for white men who espouse hatred and violence.

thots and prayers

can’t afford a home but at least I don’t have to worry about losing my job over mortgage or property tax fraud

Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:

Okay, this is the best headline, thank you lmak

Free him, the cop started it

tbf this was most of his first term and all of Biden's it just now also applies if you look white

the chemistry in the summer i turned pretty is so bad that i had to put on bridgerton s2 just to feel something

Maybe Google should delete all of the data they've got on where I've been, what I've bought, who I've been talking to, and what my farts smell like.

pooja what is this behaviour

pooja what is this behaviour

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Whenever an actor signed to a Harry Potter project issues a statement

never thought I’d be in my 30s with a husband waiting at home to show me a two hour montage he compiled for sidney crosby’s birthday

big day for people who peaked in 2015

back to hiding in a cave to ignore The Other News

rest in pieces ☺️

have they met teenagers or know about the internet

Constantly Tired Of The News

Mamdani connected to Ignatieff is a fascinating development for me. Ignatieff has the social charisma of a box of unsalted soda crackers while Mamdani seems to have a presence to him that many politicians spend years of practice and thousands of dollars learning to master.

My mom and stepdad are from the same diaspora group as Zohran Mamdani’s dad (same like “my stepdad was kicked out of the same town and knows some of his classmates”) and apparently the New York Times doesn’t understand how diaspora works, so I am going to tell you a little about my mom’s people!

REMEMBER: All the "Don't use em-dashes" "don't use rule of three" advice because it makes your writing "look like AI" is because they stole actual writers work, and their "predict the next thing" stuff just simulates what WE FUCKING DO. Keep writing well. Use every style and trick you have. Fuck AI.

we’re getting another white house visit eh

For decades the NRA and other gun nuts told us that their guns were to protect us all from a tyrannical government. So a tyrannical government is here, they are all sitting on their asses, and the people who want gun control have taken to the streets to defy the tyrannical government instead.

Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024

subtweeting on different platforms is iconic. real twitter v. tumblr vibes

Twitter right now

King Charles' recent visit to Canada:

realizing “best friend’s SO” might be the wedding guest sweet spot. close enough to do all the prewedding things, distant enough to actually have fun

no kleenex, no allergy meds, just rawdogging this spring day

diana 😔

the news continues to be a hellscape

love looking over at my husband and being able to tell when he’s mad on line

“One day I’ll be dead and I won’t have to watch this team,” thinks Leafs fan to cheer himself up

anyway my brother bought his first condo and gave me free reign to decorate it ☺️

we’re all having a normal one i see

It’s amazing that the Democrats move faster on quashing dissent in their own party than on anything the Republicans do

isn’t this just how french people see quebec

all i know about white chicago is from nick miller

big day for people who covered up abuse in Chicago

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I would like to report a hate crime. I was singing the classic song reimer (2011) and my husband poked holes in the logic instead of singing along