I'm going to become the president of all airports so people start acting correctly

I'm officially back so the Stars better figure it out

this is godless

It stresses me out so much when people get up & walk around right after the pilot turns on the seat belt sign, it's like The Rule why is it so hard for people to follow!

what I'm learning from the little map I'm watching during this flight is that Quebec is largely not real

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

this airplane should have a large sugar free red bull for me

my plane has wifi and I plan to spend the next 7ish hours contemplating if buying a 99 jersey while I'm tens of thousands feet above ground counts as spending real money

they for sure just did this because they wanted to make sure the leafs couldn't get him instead, lol

hell yeah

missed an #ernenation game rip

Found a Canadian bar in Edinburgh so hockey might exist for a little bit Saturday night at 9pm

saw the score, say April Fools @ dallas stars (clinching the playoffs early and then almost exclusively playing teams still fighting for their spots makes for a tough schedule imo but I wish they would try just a little harder)

damn, this seemed like one of those stores that would survive an apocalypse and just always be there

Oh.My.God.

they should do Succession but its the 3 Assistant GMs of the Stars vying to be GM in 2028

found a brewery that loves sours as much as me, I'm never leaving Edinburgh

at the gig

flyers beat the stars so im not talking to @rinald.bsky.social the rest of our trip

saw a Stars jersey, I'll never escape them (go stars)

need someone to just confidently confirm or deny the whole Amanda/West/Ciara thing because the takes are getting out of control for a rumor we have no proof of right now

mikko coming back to the stars in the middle of their losing streak

starting my Irish & Scottish vacation very Americanily

I'm in Ireland and thankfully hockey does not exist here so it cannot hurt me anymore

the stars should have the option to just skip the end of the season and take the losses, no reason for us all to suffer

(some/all) islanders players wore pride shirts walking into the game tonight, can't even be mad if they win tonight

happy vacation to me, I found a seat with an outlet so I will be spending the next 2 hours before boarding being mad because I'm watching the Stars on my phone

anytime I'm taking an international flight it should fly nonstop out of Milwaukee, someone make it happen please

hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah

Maybe the quickest I've ever gotten through security at Ohare lol

the Dallas Stars can't even win the fake awards when they have the best metrics for said fake award, damn 🫤

men shouldn't be allowed to start podcasts anymore but I do plan to cry through the whole Kris Bryant episode

I hate the dallas stars like what's the point of any of this, they constantly let teams score on the 6 on 5 but they can't tie a game up, just complete losers

mmmhhh okay

mikko, please, we miss you so much (come back Saturday at the earliest)

homophobia. homophobia. homophobia.

I hate that they made me think they had a chance, just rude

score some goals stupid dallas stars

and no penalty when he’s tripped. we need a congressional investigation into why the nhl hates Jason Robertson

What a duo

they're trying to stop him from getting 40 goals, free Robo

they should have let Aram Minnetian play tonight, he could have saved them (i watched him play twice and he was just okay)

maybe they're just saving their next 16 game win streak for games after April 16 (cope)

nah because let me yell at them during intermission, just dm me for my number and put me on speaker phone Glen

this is so embarrassing, like how is this their response to a horrible game on sunday 😒

like what was any of that, they should have saved being bad for when I'm on vacation I hate this

Wyatt!!!

cc thomas harley: