it took actual years to build up the required tolerance for the absolute bullshit this game puts you through, but it's god damned done. i did it.

No, I didn't.

BK is one of my best friends and she was in a horrible motorcycle accident and needs help. She is one of the most brilliant and creative people I've ever met. I know times are tough for us all and even sharing this means a lot and matters. www.gofundme.com/f/support-br...

sluggo about to risk it all

anyway. thinking about really hurting myself with video games and trying to get through la mulana again.

justin trudeau and katy perry are the shitlib poster's mega powers

I bet a real plus to being dead is never hearing a christmas song again

Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.

well. like we say at TV's Brent Burger: Whatever, It's Your Order, Dog.

Weird, my spotify wrapped this year just says suck my dick daniel ek you fucking bitch

kinda fucked up that sinestro turned out to be evil. it's always the ones you least expect.

getting my gelato spoon confiscated by TSA

Anyway. Saw a take that made me want to walk through a plate glass window so that's gonna be me logging off til Monday.

Dang. I got blocked by max faucet in less than a minute.

Its not like the UCP is gonna tone down the separist stuff over this anyway.

fuckin dracula flow lookin ass

Damn can't believe this ball-skin homonculus was also racist when he was a student like ninety years ago. That shit is crazy.

Wait there's a hockey team in Utah now?

GARLIC ARCHIE IS HERE!

maybe i am going insane

They must be getting hard up for cash

If you're waiting for a bus in Calgary today, consider giving up and going home. Wish I had.

Posters I made for two classic cinematic masterpieces

Pronouncing geodude the same way you pronounce geoduck to see how pissed off my wife gets

oops, saw a bad post. per myself imposed rule that's a three day logoff from me. see you all again next week.

get thee behind me, satan. i've got to pay for a bunch of plumbing repairs and can't afford this right now. fuwafuwaland.ca/products/axi...

I live in a condo and I've got insurance. I'm good.

But why

Excuse to post a classic?

Alberta's government is engaged in something I can only describe as psychopathic politics. What else do you call it when a government so set on pushing ahead with policies that WILL cause more trans youth to try to leave us? When they'll trample on the charter to hurt these kids? It's disturbing:

Anyway. If you're in the mood to give yourself profane, catastrophic shits for the next 24 hours, I highly recommend the frozen swiss chalet chicken pot pie. Look out haribo sugar-free gummy bears. There's a new contender on the block.

Go fuck yourself, bitch

A word for my fellow pedestrians: if your walking pace is getting cooked by an old dude with a walking stick, you should get it together.

Happy new converge day to everyone who celebrates

Every conservative crank in alberta spits when they hear pierre trudeau's name but they should be grateful he gave them their favourite tool to make all of their fascist fantasies come true. He's the best friend they've ever had.

Nah a parting shot for the day:

The notwithstanding clause is only supposed to take effect for five years but that's plenty time enough to fuck over the people you want to fuck over. The fact that it exists at all really puts the lie to a whole system of checks and balances.

Anyway. It'd be another great day for Danielle Smith to bring out a lunch bag to make amends and save her soul.

i'm pretty sure i'll be fine

Man. There's a world where Kaleb wrote something beautiful about letterman holding on to zevon's guitar for 20 years and it's an awful shame we aren't living in it.

I’m glad this journalism is being done but it’s also, like, duh. Private medicine isn’t cheaper and doesn’t shorten wait lists. Ever.

Damn this lady can cook youtu.be/fIuAwtJuEmA?...

Hey discord fuck off with this shit

I was gonna scroll for a bit to figure out what all the new memes I'm seeing are in reference to but I think I'm just gonna smoke and give my wife a hug instead or something

anyway that clipse record is pretty fuckin good huh

Hop in dude.

startin sunday off right with some spandau ballet

french kendrick lamar: MOUTAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRD