@adarowski.bsky.social This is what you’ve done to me

@miketaddow.bsky.social When I show up for work after a Tony Hawk Underground marathon

@nerd4cities.bsky.social the algorithm works

@kentremendous.bsky.social (Guy just wanting one goddamn drop of normalcy tonight) Can I get a Yankees-Twins update?

(Muttering under my breath as the kid at the next table throws a tantrum)

Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one

why is it called the Subway website and not the URL of Sandwich

The battle continues

Mall so dead it used to have a Lechmere

The Titans made a genuine funny. An incredible achievement on their end

“TAKE…me out to the ballgame..”

Pretty much

dr pepper is balsamic pepsi

[Ad-Rock voice] Listen everybody cuz I’m William Chisholm

finally got one of those cars with a tv in the dash but the only show it plays is someone backing over my trash cans

God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes. Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out

George Lucas Invitational

Today is the 9th anniversary of the greatest moment in radio history: Mike Francesa calling Jalen Adams’ miracle shot live on his talk show. Eat your heart out Orson Welles

You bet your ass I got the purple row first in Connections today

MATT10 can also not be a code

The true Fenway experience.

Ron Weasley headed back to Hogwarts

Dear Santa, You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

SIMPLY HAVING A

*watching James Blunt mouth "not you" to me after singing You're Beautiful in concert*

I've watched this 300 times since last night (from @rejectedjokes.bsky.social).

(Axl Rose voice) Whoa oh oh, sweet Tom's O' Maine

bluesky starter pack, imagine that

I’d get attacked for this on the other app, but who else still has the post-National Tight Ends Day blahs?

My favorite thing in college football is 19-year-old quarterbacks throwing interceptions and being handed a landline corded phone so the offensive coordinator can scream at them

(Me, thinking of a good first post) Gomar Narciaparra