okay he almost was safe there at second with the slide. the effort made me happy. and also being up three to retire the side.

what if you only read books for a year that had a random word in them, like, "swamp."

my friend just texted me this, and if she were on here, I would tell her to post it here, but she is not, so I am posting it for her bc it's cracking me up: "I just started my period, which is stupid as I don't want more children and AI should fix that."

BREAKING: The DOJ is now 146 days overdue in releasing the Epstein files.

Snip snip

I've got one, and I feel over-babied.

the nfl schedule release is getting out of control.

LOVE this Elena Zhang micro today! https://www.havehashad.com/qvhjf

Mark your calendars. Thirty West is opening for book manuscripts on May 23 thirtywestph.com/submit

Our first born from last year's egg laying female Common Blue in our #wildspaces #pollinatorsgarden #savebutterflies #irecordbutterflies @bc-cambs-essex.bsky.social a handsome little male #CommonBlue

Anyone need me on their AWP panel? I need... to be on some AWP panel proposals. 😅

"One study found that increasing the number of people who receive SNAP benefits by 5 percent could have prevented nearly 32,000 suicides over 15 years. And a $1 increase in minimum wage has been linked to roughly 8,000 fewer suicide deaths over a decade."

At this point anyone who cares about justice and the rule of law just needs to be upfront about the fact that this is an illegitimate court whose decisions will be undone at the first opportunity, and that opportunity being peaceful is the best these partisan hacks can hope for.

Top 10 reasons why Democrats need to talk about climate change now: 🧵

absolutely disgusting. esp. in a state like this one.

beware the false beast

Another false Mr. Beast has scammed the city of Altoona, PA

Gonna open submissions for Short Story, Long in June. Might even a little early, but def for all of June. Get those beautiful, weird, open-hearted, heartbreaking, wonderful stories ready! We pay $150 for acceptance, commission original art to pair, nominate for awards, and just love short stories.

Look who stopped by 🧡🖤 Congratulations on an incredible run and a great season, @NHLFlyers!

Traded the Phils game for my RANKED Gamecocks second to last home game! Go Jax State!

SCHWARBOMBS FOR MOMS AGAIN

NUMERO DOS!!!

HARPBOMB FOR THE MOMS!

SCHWARBOMB FOR THE MOMMIES

Big tech corporations have finally figured out who is to blame for their crappy products: science fiction writers.

73% of mothers with kids under 18 are in the workforce. More than flowers or brunch, working moms need: -Paid family leave -Equal pay -Universal childcare -Universal healthcare (But get your mom flowers, too)

👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

over on the bird site, i used to apologize when nfl szn started to all my poet/writing followers bc my feed was about to become a sports feed, but over here (& post-divorce) it's like 90% always a sports feed and also my poems are more and more sports-related, so-- no apologies.

Flyers really turned it around this season. So proud of this team.

Hell of a season for the Flyers. Canes just too much from the jump in this series. Hopefully its the start of something big for this franchise. But a fun last two months, nonetheless.

"Let's go Flyers" chant breaks out in the Xfinity Mobile Arena as the players go to console Dan Vladar after the loss. Lasted all the way until well into the handshake line. Full crowd.

OT! I just... I want to win one, you know?

my ENTIRE “popular with friends” is Philly sports.

Phil and Phyllis sighting!!!!

Her husband, Bob Koch, was born and raised in South Jersey. He grew up skating for Guy Gaudreau at Hollydell Ice Arena. They are both big Flyers fans, and are at the game tonight: www.inquirer.com/flyers/artem...

BREAKING: @elmo loves the Phillies

go phillies

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Game 4. If I die in Philly, at least I will die free. #flyers #ignitetheorange

Justin Crawford ties the game with his first MLB home run!

Kruk comes back and THIS is how you repay him?!?

ughhhhh sixers on PRIME VIDEO? send me to my gravveeeee im stuck with the Phils.

at least we have Kruk.

"those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable." - JFK

Me, describing Atlantic City to a friend who has never been there, in three subsequent text messages: AC is like Diet Vegas. Beach is really shitty, but it’s still a beach. It’s like sad Disney World for broken adults. I kind of love AC, though.

Okay, Canvas is running, but it won't let me embed a Studio video, so that's annoying and I feel like it's the ShinyHunters fault still.

Our Red May Sale launches today! Celebrate International Workers' Day with up to 40% off all books until May 10th!

“it’s feels like more misconducts are on the way” okay so i still don’t understand the fighting, but now i—appreciate it.

“this is not really a fun game cause we’re losing” -Esmé, 6 y/o