post the best pic you’ve ever taken of your pet. okay i have tow one when she was a baby and one an adult.

GUESS WHO GOT INTO SEWANEE.

okay, no. I’M a doctor.

When movies were shot on physical film, the film was measured in feet. This is why any recorded thing is now called ‘footage.'

was talking to a colleague who was apparently surprised that i have a “softer side” & i was like WHY IS EVERYONE AFRAID OF ME. but also it’s Aries season & like 7 planets & the moon are in Aries so maybe they should be. LIKE I AM A FUCKING POET, YALL. WE LOVE THE MOON. WE WRITE ABOUT CICADA SONG.

bases loaded two outs in the eighth is a phillies fan’s nightmare.

You want to know what kind of friend John Kruk is? He’s the kind of friend who offers to go to your house and beat people up for you when they log onto your WiFi without permission.

2,400 year-old skeleton mosaic in Turkey that says: 'Be cheerful, enjoy your life'

dying at the callback to the emergency contact convo from yesterday. Kruk is in rare form this year OR i forgot how insane he is.

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

FLYER'D UP 🔥

Hey Bluesky there’s an incredible high school robotics team in Nashville that qualified for the world championships but they can’t afford to get there. Can y’all help me step up for them? $10, $20 … Anything helps! Competition is at the end of the month so we gotta hustle:

I just deactivated my twitter account. Finally.

Bluesky is a Philly sports app btw

Amazing work.

🚨 delete your bsky app passwords NOW you can always generate new ones settings ➡️ privacy & security also turn on 2FA high suspicion for leaked app passwords driving the mahm*** spam network acquiring larger existing accounts, and deleting all their posts

xfiles, on witchcraft: BONSAINT: I used to just think it’s ‘cause Melissa was pretty and single. Threatening, you know? SCULLY: But now you’re not convinced?

Tax cuts for giant corporations and the super rich. Paid for by cuts to the social safety net for everyone else. The state of Trump's union. [@itep.org]

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I'm moonscrolling

A Phillies fan went to the Moon and Back safely!

Science is good. We should fund it.

HOUSTON (AP) — Artemis II’s astronauts return to Earth, ending a record-breaking trip around the moon with a splashdown in the Pacific.

I know it’s crazy, but as an alternative, White House staffers could simply choose not to commit any crimes.

ICE agents shot another driver -- on Tues. He had just asked to call his wife. They shot him six times. One bullet his jaw. Now he can't speak and has been mostly unconscious. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/u...

Since the U.S. and Iran agreed to a temporary ceasefire on Tuesday night, Israel has continued to pummel Lebanon with air strikes, killing more than 300 people. What is the end game? newyorkermag.visitlink.me/Dz2ZOo

my hair is doing an awesome thing, and look how smart and professory i am--

This is an account close to the Iranian leadership. We are now seeing the shape of why Iran agreed so enthusiastically to this "ceasefire". They will control and toll the Strait for the first time. They keep their nuclear program. They keep their missiles. What a disaster.

what they've actually done here quite deftly is shine a 3000 watt Fresnel lamp on the central problem for which Pope Francis wanted an American Pope in the first place: namely, that the American right wing believes they are invincible, they are destroying the world, and they have to be stopped

like many things that should go without saying to Trump admin officials but don't because they've never read a book in their lives: there is no infrastructure for "Avignon II: Electric Boogaloo" any powerful conservative Catholic clergy who might share their beliefs want their official status more

fine, I will also learn about the Avignon Papacy

So we: - killed a bunch of innocent people - committed war crimes - jacked up oil prices - enhanced hardliners in the regime - made ourselves more hated - empowered Iran to fuck with sea lanes And the plusses are…. The same list????

Almost forgot today is Rex Manning Day

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Geesefire

K-shaped economy? Think airlines. "Delta leads the airline industry in profits thanks largely to its strong focus on premium seats." As small airlines struggle, majors reap profits--despite war, fuel, TSA. @econliberties is preparing analysis on this. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/08/b...

Also....... "THE" Dawn Staley.

heyo!

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

What Trump wrote yesterday and what his actions did to real people around the Gulf, even with the last minute reprieve, are a huge stain on the United States, on top of a humiliating strategic defeat. The US might (maybe!) cut its losses, but the losses are enormous. As are the Iranian people’s.

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

The President is openly threatening genocide. A crime against humanity. He must be removed from office. The 25th Amendment must be invoked. If not, Congress has to do our damn job. Speaker Johnson, call us into session. War powers & impeachment. Remove this man from office.

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

me, in April. #NaPoWriMo

when i am on gmail dot com and open a new tab and type gmail dot com--

This counts as another Eagles win over the Patriots fyi

I'm just going to start writing my own Executive Orders

out of context text I just sent lol: I'm like George Washington when he's stepping down from being President in Hamilton.