🔴EXCLUSIVE: Kemi Badenoch forced to suspend the Conservative party’s candidate for North Harrow, after I uncovered vile messages he posted telling British MPs to "go back to Pakistan". William Jackson repeatedly targeted British MPs of Asian origin demanding their deportation

So here is the video of the question I asked Goodwin, and his response The key question - how much he will lose financially if MCC is wound up - is not answered www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7OP...

JD Vance, are you free in October

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

ANYONE ELSE GOT WORLD CUP FEVER

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was consequences for rich men who sexually abuse women and children.

You know what? I'll admit it. The credible threat by a madman to wipe out a nation of 90 million people for basically no reason (presumably using nuclear weapons) successfully distracted me. I am now distracted.

Zarah Sultana another brick in the most infallible wall in British politics - that no ex-NUS hacks should ever be allowed into British politics

Real name, not kidding: William December Williams

Indentured labourers typically had shorter periods of indenture than this in the 19-th century British empire.

The boss baby tweet because as well as being funny it also makes me pause and think “am I boss babying this” whenever I make a comparison.

It's my own fault for using ChatGPT as a search tool, but this really made me laugh. "...with an important nuance..." is sublime 🤌

Just remembering how good Bowie was at losing his marker.

I do still love The Smiths but this tweet is my favourite piece of Morrissey-related media.

Back when tattoos were a lot less common people used to say "how do you think those are gonna look when you're old" but it didn't work as a deterrent because getting old was fake. They should have said "One day tattoos are gonna be for cops and troops and baseball players who think they're troops."

to all who celebrate this annual tradition

Seth Green killed an industry in a way that @youknowlydia.bsky.social finds hilarious. It was an industry that needed to die so we made her article FREE. 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/nerd...

It's fascinating how all the people who insist it's just a phase also insist on aggressively repressing and crushing that phase rather than just letting it play out.

Sectarian. The sheer contempt and entitlement in that word. Thousands of Muslim voters just voted for a white, (I think) working class non-Muslim woman because they feel abandoned by Labour and agree with her views on a huge foreign policy issue and on immigration policy

Given that we're told that Muslims as a bloc are communalist, anti-Semitic, misogynist homophobes, you might assume voting for a non-religious white woman, standing for a LGBT friendly party, led by a gay Jewish man, might lead you to stand down all those sectarianism headlines.

On a general basis I'm not a fan of everyone doing the same joke but in all honesty days like today are what it's invented for. It's like wearing your pyjamas all day on Christmas Day or drinking at 9am in an airport. Fill your boots.

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

🎵The grand old duke of york 🎵 He got ten thousand years

Andrew's completely broke which raises the possibility that a Norfolk duty solicitor is currently having the strangest day of his / her life.

I hope every rich nonce in the UK & beyond is brought down because three hours in a custody cell with no staff and vending machine coffee breaks Andrew like a dropped trifle

I’d say he’s sweating now

Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy

As long as he doesn’t incriminate himself in the interview I’m sure this will work out fine for him.

Those of us who (like myself) believe that re-armament is necessary, should not lose sight of what a tragedy it is to have to divert resources away from social goods and towards defence, or what a crime certain leaders have committed by forcing us to do so.

I hope it goes without saying that the best way for the UK to prevent a Prime Minister Farage is for Labour to govern well, not for everyone to just keep quiet about how much they're fucking up in the hopes the country doesn't notice.

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

There we go. That there’s a headline.

the water thing about genAI is bullshit but the thing where it makes on-demand nudes and CSAM isn't and the thing where it talks you into killing yourself isn't and those seem pretty bad

A very happy Probably Not Able To Pretend You Didn't Know Any More Day to all the people who knew for years but kept protecting him ❤️

Every time there's a breaking story about a celeb's treatment of women, everyone in the book world asks, "Is it finally Walliams?" Well, it finally is.

It’s the feelgood Christmas story we all needed

For Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, repeating every UAE talking point is the ultimate expression of British identity

The OBR has warned of the downside risk to the UK economy of an 'AI bubble' bursting I asked the Minister whether he agreed, and what steps his department and UKRI are taking to protect investments in innovative companies that would undoubtedly be affected by a market correction

You in a million years would not guess correctly who directed the 90s remake of Christmas in Connecticut.

The Irish Nazi Party used to be run by a fella who lived with his mum in a cottage in Ringsend. In those days, no one said you lived in an "echo chamber" if you didn't go around to listen to him.

—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

When I interviewed Spinal Tap and Marty DiBergi this summer, none of them broke character, for the whole hour. Except Rob Reiner, once, losing it when Michael McKean's David St Hubbins talked about minimalism. I didn't use this in the feature and hadn't published any audio, but this is joyful.

"Bluesky is an echo chamber." "Bluesky doesn't have enough reach" "Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right" I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.

There were 2 Labour Cabinet Ministers last week on TalkTV Harry Cole slot which plans to invite back an overt racist who'd ban the Home Secretary, Lord Chancellor, Leader of the Opposition & Deputy Speaker from parliament & all blacks, Asians, Jews, Hindus, Muslims & Sikhs from the civil service!

Can't wait for Robin Ince to get as many column inches in the national press over his actual establishment silencing due to his stance on lgbt+ rights as phobes get over their former friends not wanting to hang out so much any more