I hate the word “winningest” freakin stupid ass word lol

The left has a positive vision of masculinity, but what disconcerts some people is that when you boil it down, it's a positive vision for all humans, there's nothing about being a good man that couldn't apply to a good woman, and vice versa.

you there, what day is it today?!

FYM "how"?

Please help if you can friends

Happy Pride 😌

a lot (most?) people understand racism as “being a meanie” and if you aren’t a meanie then you can’t be racist, even if you believe in, say, the biological inferiority of entire groups of people based on phenotype

Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month

I don't find this scary. I find it very encouraging the government lawyers exposed to the inner machinations of MAGA are saying we need a new constitution. We need to hear MUCH more of this & we need to hear it OUT LOUD!

As someone who sometimes commutes into DC, the site of the proposed arch is at an already annoying traffic pattern. I can’t even imagine what adding construction would do. You’d need an intersection light and the idea of one right in front of a comically huge arch only adds to the absurdity!

found the cutest sea urchins at the aquarium... they look like they have eyes and cat ears!!

아제 새벽애 주운 망고 한마리를 봐줘

I am immediately in love with rainbow beaver

I am reminded of that YouTube channel I’d never heard of staring three guys and then one of them cheated on his wife and suddenly people I’d known for years were like NO BUT I LOVE THEM lol

Quite a late entry in the Twitter canon, but it fully breaks me every time I think of it

THE POPE IS QUOTING GANDALF!!!

[after getting thrown out of your friend's dinner party for saying stupid shit and pissing everyone off] the problem is that you people want to be ensconced in a bubble,

*hunger games cannon* . + * + . * . . GABBARD . + * . + * . * + .

Honestly I think a lot of Bluesky related crashouts have more to do with social media’s decline in general. Elon made it harder for anyone who isn’t a Nazi to get engagement. Short-form video is now the primary medium and AI slop is everywhere. But it’s easier to get mad at Bluesky

Are we really gonna do another round of serious people being shocked noone gives a fuck about that healthcare ceo

Having some bullshit generator randomly changing the layout of the menu so you can't find shit is literally the opposite of what a fast food experience is supposed to be. And you're gonna do this at *Taco Bell*?? Where at least 1 passenger in any given car has a >40% likelihood of being high?? Nah.

the Beatles writing Back in the USSR: this is a scathing critique of nationalist propaganda via pop music me listening to it as a child: I now love surf rock and communism :)

i’ll only accept this future if every report is presented on a different, individual tablet

God, the omnipotent creator of neutrons and electrons is FUMING with rage because you cranked it to a picture of two men kissing

"No One Likes Torturing The Omelas Kid But The Anti-Torturing Activists Were Mean To Me Online Once So Who Is The Real Monster?" my latest for the Atlantic

A partnership between the left and Marjorie Taylor Greene is absurd...

Saddam Hussein se ele fosse um Pikmin 🌸——██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▄█

the end to this entire fucking mess that I am going to manifest is that they all draw their little Slightly Less Red Districts and then furious people crash over them in a wave. folks are mad now, and we're not even REALLY feeling the full impact of Iran yet. they are flirting with chaos.

If you can't be flipped off and not get mad you shouldn't have a driver's license

DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend

This reminds me of that rich little town that voted to make the Starbucks employees “work faster”

Just got a spam email from a vape company titled “Cinco de Higho 😎” I need to get one of these marketing jobs lol

My brother and I have been going through our late fathers stuff for what we want to keep. Brother found a surprisingly sophisticated collection of watches that he’s been wearing to his fancy business meetings. I was mostly focused on my birthright of the Babylon 5 dvd boxset and a scimitar.

I’m pretty sure I need glasses but my brain keeps being like “pssh you’ve never needed them before and you’re only like what… 41?? Oh… yeah maybe that makes sense

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

I’ve been dropping the ball recently but my political platform of “nationalize Pizza Hut and implement a universal all-ages literacy agenda” has legs I tell ya

Ay man why ya got all them dang ol songs about rainbows, man

I'm not in the industry anymore so I feel like I don't have the range to comment on AI use in programming, but watching it from over here I can't help but think about how so much of my early learning was "fixing" a bug and causing unintended error cascades and then LEARNING WHY THAT HAPPENED.

It's a particularly striking - and weird - example of what I think is a genuinely underrated force in out politics. A lot of normie liberals just really really want the approval of their conservative relatives. Their primary political project is repairing/maintaining these relationships.

I often joke about how much money I could be making as a consultant telling companies to simply not use AI The sad part is that having a big binder of data wouldn’t even work, I’d have way more success if I styled myself as an old school high priestess oracle type. People want to believe lol

As someone else observed, they post exactly the same way when someone tries to break into the president's party with a gun and when they change the Cracker Barrel logo. It's just background noise now