Hey guys is it bad if the lightning is counting down

Reminds me of the never ending Brexit posturing. Why are these people obsessed with card games?

Why the f*ck must everything I hold dear be subject to the whims of a demented shitposter with no emotional regulation? Why can I not book a holiday or make a financial decision, without first stopping to think about that guy? Why should I have to wake up every morning to find out what he’s done?

Also a standard in my repertoire.

I feel it’s probably time to retire the “Hard Working British” prefix for things

With the exception of a few elderly relatives, I don’t think I’ve been in a house where the heating was set to 25C. Surely it’d just be uncomfortably warm?

It’s sombre to stay at the YMCA

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

Talking of banger tweets

The levels of blatant corruption coming from FIFA at the moment make me long for the “just a little bit of corruption” days under Blatter.

I've posted it several times before, but the hardest I have personally laughed at a tweet.

Got to hand it to Carol - that’s a hell of an exit

guys this is so nice :') I love that we're all online watching a thing that's good instead of bad :')

Probably fine

Any thoughts @benpartridge.bsky.social ?

VAR. FSA’s Poll. The results. #LUFC

Happy shortest day of the year

Shouldn’t have drunk all of daddy’s beer

If Matt Goodwin wrote The Very Hungry Caterpillar 🐛

I reckon that’s DCL’s World Cup chance gone with that miss. #LUFC

So… is he going to eat this book as well?

In space nobody can hear you speak

That England kit is horrible

Britain, whilst maintaining it is not a "papers, please" society, requires the papers but doesn't provide them.

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

Said it on here before but there was a MS conference in San Francisco that was being offered around the office and absolutely nobody would take it.

Hearing Ipswich Town have renamed their stadium Deportman Road

Remind me again, which service HAS been improved by privatisation? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Consider the lever

Meanwhile, in Valencia… #LUFC

i promise you that whatever you think will happen next won't

Just realised that today marks 6 years of working from home for me. Weird how at the start I was thinking that 12 weeks might be difficult.

Terry and Dune

The #LUFC Women’s game is live on YouTube here: www.youtube.com/live/XXwZxEI...

But they were so close to legs.

It’s bizarre to think that she wasn’t even PM four years ago. Now she’s a YouTube podcast host.

Meanwhile at Rod's...

A war started by a <checks notes> 17 year old Barack Obama.

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

I’d have taken a point ahead of that game but having to play half of it with ten men due to incompetent refereeing is so galling. Johnson committed at least three, probably four, yellow card offences and was allowed to get away with them. Ampadu and Rodon were immense today. #LUFC

Reminds me - must get back onto Death Stranding

Today is #LongCovidAwarenessDay Long Covid changed my life beyond recognition. I got ill. I never recovered. Lost my job. Became housebound. I rely on others to do things for me. I lie on my bed most of the day. Watch the Guardian's short film about my life with #LongCovid 👇

Pitch an unnecessary sequel. Bring Me The Rest Of Alfredo Garcia

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

Picturing hundreds of oil tankers and container ships attempting to navigate the Menai Straits.

… in Epic Fury II: The Search for An Exit Strategy

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

That time Enid Blyton jumped on the football hooliganism bandwagon.

Or that Alex Pretti pulled a gun on ICE or that Renée Good drove her car at ICE.