The Curse of Bullseye strikes again.

Occasional reminder that the best version of Sabotage is this version of Sabotage - also under three minutes! #chooseday youtu.be/eAE1j3Rea6c?...

Absolutely, 100% this

You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.

All-timer wikipedia article

I have discovered such a thing as video games with plasticine animation. Don’t know if I’m late to the party on this one but it blew my tiny little mind 🤯.

Right, so we’re going to stop the rise of the far right by reopening youth clubs?

UK: pls can we have a crumb of affordable homes and non-cost-of-living-crisis Starmer: so you're saying you want *spins wheel* ID cards

Top 1%. Pretty sure that means I get the Duchy of Lancaster or something

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

Paging Alanis Morissette

DCL channeling his inner Mick Fleetwood here

As someone who is currently working on an ERP replacement project, this is spot on.

Shame on Downing Street for going along with this. So much for being committed to a free press

Analysis: Chelsea FC appear to be seeding the idea in the media that the club should receive a financial penalty if found guilty of 74 FA charges. That would be no penalty at all. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Helicopter, eh? Lucky they got rid of those tea ladies otherwise they might be over budget this quarter.

Cutting edge me - here’s a contemporary meme with my #ProofOfCat

Harry Gray with a hat trick tonight for the U21s against Scunthorpe in that “men vs boys” cup competition. #LUFC

Make a band singular: The Pip

The tea ladies are going to pay for this performance

People say the BBC lack flexibility in the modern digital era, but the launch and roll out of their 24 hour Charlie Kirk News channel in a matter of hours was pretty impressive.

Surprised me slightly but my year 11 came home yesterday and said that everyone was talking about this at school. She knew who Kirk was as she’d seen his videos on her socials.

"At least we live in a country where you CAN lose a high powered job for being good mates with a notorious child trafficker and sex offender" is a thought I just had in all seriousness, which is further proof that the bar has sunk so low that it's basically merged with the Earth's molten core

I think this is pretty much spot on

I don't think it is callous of me to observe that it is weird to see the PM of the UK, the leader of the Opposition of the UK, and the ex UK PM all putting out solemn and devastated tweets about the death of a podcaster who is only a big name if you're constantly on Twitter

You, boy! What did you write in Epstein's birthday book?

Just once a day? I’d get rid of all lessons and have the kids do nothing but march up and down the playground singing the anthem and waving the flag.

Ahh, just missed it

Following Farage’s announcement that he plans to make “serious cuts to the welfare budgets” if he wins the next election, I’ve seen this claim being repeated from last year’s headlines again. So let’s take a look at the the reality rather than the weaponised version 🧵 1/21

Magic Mike Birmingham left a number of attendees somewhat disappointed

Has anyone in football considered not using inverted wingers?

Only someone on Team Trump could watch Apocalypse Now and think the insanity being depicted was something to identify with.

An energy economist once told me that he was very enthusiastic about wind and solar energy supply because it was much harder to use for corrupt and political purposes than oil.

I’ve completely gone at the “merciless lover” line in this. A lover going about their work with the grim determination of a mediaeval torturer.

I have people saved in my phone like “Mary Landlord” and “Jim Maintenance” and it occurs to me that’s the way that Anglo surnames have always worked

Passion of the Christ 2: Ecumenical Boogaloo

With all that’s going on I somehow completely missed this.

A lesson for us all on why you should not promise the impossible to the terminally insane

Timeline cleanse

Ok, who had snowmobile on their legitimate concerns bingo card because I had to say I didn’t.

The legends who fed the @thesquareball.net charity walkers this summer have had their van nicked from outside their house. Keep your eyes out please, it's incredibly distinctive and obviously means the world to them. Share far and wide too. #lufc

Well I’m sure that’s all sorted out now.

Just want to be clear here, I’m very much pro-Farke after this. Can’t complain and sack him in October if you fail to give him the resources you agreed to. #LUFC

Leeds United deal for Harry Wilson didn't get done. Fulham change of heart at last minute scuppered deal sheet chance. That's that for the window. #lufc

Don't go to bed just yet... #LUFC

If I had to guess, I'd say that the Harry Wilson deal won't happen. As of 5pm he's still in Cardiff with no clearance from Fulham to travel. No idea how long it'd take to fly to Leeds, travel to Thorpe Arch and undertake a medical but I doubt you can do all that in under 2 hours. #LUFC