Old enough to recognize this as a data center

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Funding permitting, I might be going on an exciting work trip. The funding thing might be a pretty big blocker though.

The humble bar graph taking a bold step into 3D here, while never losing sight of its passion: clearly showing which numbers are bigger.

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HYDRATION BREAK

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Might have some crisps

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Party on, Garth.

You’ve counted your last body

Alright invisible judgemental owl, calm down

Are the England players dejected about Starmer going, is that it

And now with the weather, here's Sarah Connor. Sarah?

Slightly disappointed that the rain came after the hydration break in this France / Iraq game

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Hadn’t seen this #LUFC

At last, some good news

Fixed it for you Marcelo mate x

Monday: “Kids, you’re banned from going online. Get your entertainment and news from TV and Radio like we used to in the old days” Wednesday: “We’re closing TV and Radio. But don’t worry, it’s all available online”

When I was a kid and if it was raining my mother would make us stand by the open back door to “get some fresh air”.

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Love this. The deadpan delivery is spot on

there goes every cool and informative drawing tutorial which has made kids *profoundly* better than I was at their age. there goes every play along piano tutorial, which miniboyd's music teacher often points them to. keir starmer is a sentient ham sandwich running a government full of clowns

that speech raised the real possibility in my head of 15 year olds having to use YouTube Kids for homework, with the interface designed to let four year olds watch Bluey

This curfew malarkey is just nuts. What are the Government saying here? There’s harmful content so older teens can watch it, but only up to 8:30?

Welcome to the UK, where soon 17-year-olds will be legally allowed to drive, join the army, work a full-time job, have sex and even vote but not watch YouTube past their bedtime.

this opener by krugman is how every musk story should be framed open.substack.com/pub/paulkrug...

Well you might imply it’s petty but how else is FIFA supposed to secure their official soy sauce partner for the 2030 World Cup?

The phrase “keep the vibes going” on the ad hoardings there might be the most Jesse Marsch thing possible.

Lower the toilet seat HAL

"Multiculturalism has failed," says the former British Home Secretary, herself a Buddhist born in Harrow to a Kenyan of Goan Catholic descent and a Mauritian Hindu of Tamil descent, educated in New York, and married to a Jewish South African who lived in Israel.

Award-winning Somali referee Omar Artan, set to be the first from his country to officiate at the World Cup, was denied entry to the United States, a sports ministry official told AFP on Monday u.afp.com/SDH9

On this, the best example I can think of is Emily Maitliss with (the then Prince) Andrew but I’m not entirely sure if that was her being good or him being thick as mince.

Nigel Farage Listens to the News

Huh. Never knew Joy Division had covered Russ Abbot

White House at Bernie's

LET WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES

Fully endorse this message. Wasn’t sure what it’d be like before I saw it but I thought it was a fun movie

I mean technically paganism is an import, and truly indigenous Brits were cupping water in our hands and licking it up like a cat.

Genuinely thought this was a joke.

Fisherman's Pi?

This is one of the reasons why Labour’s “reducing immigration” line is fucking stupid and won’t work. The right has moved on to openly discussing deporting people regardless of legal status. Labour is effectively agreeing that migration is a problem rather than an absolute necessity for our country.

Interesting that the idea of another EU referendum is regularly discussed on broascast media as something that would cause division and thus a bad idea. But plans to deport literally millions of people are discussed as administrative questions.

Come on people - we can do this. Hang on - I’m getting word that this isn’t a good thing

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This is an unforgivably stupid situation. It is an astonishing own goal to try and drive student numbers down to move an immigration number that in turn is totally ignored by the anti-immigrant head bangers.