Jim Ratcliffe’s a knob - this video’s from a year ago but it’s not like he’s got any better youtu.be/dxNvQco6dMg?...

look it's actually very embarrassing to be good at winter sports. ooh you're good at snow are you? the weather for children? grow up

Subs Daniel? #LUFC

Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.

Weird as it is seeing him in a Sheffield United shirt, it’s nice to see Kalvin on the pitch again

Wait, Steve Buscemi was on Bullseye? Hope he got more than his BFH

Yeah but he would say that wouldn't he

another for my adultbel series

#GVerse 😂🤣 Try not to laugh, I dare you!

Anyone know how the ladies got on today? #LUFC

Ok, let’s do this🙄 We’ll start with an explainer covering: 🕒What is a 15-minute city 🏫What on Earth is going on with Oxford 👽Where the conspiracy theories have come from And then we’ll look at the Telegraph article 🧵 1/25

I enjoyed reading this column, which somehow blames Keir Starmer for the result of an employment tribunal following laws passed under the Tory government regarding an incident and suspension that took place before the last election.

The genie “You can go back to meet your 16 year-old self, but you can only say three words” Me, arriving in 1995 “Buy Apple socks-“ Reappears now “-stocks! Damnit.” Sees I’m wearing socks with apples on them “motherfu-“

I thought they were in for Strand Larsen

Rachel Reeves: "It is not right that people who don't go to university bear the cost for others to." I don't use local leisure centres and I don't drive, so will I be made exempt for taxation that pays for all that stuff? Or is it only education we'll be going after

I spend longer than 20 mins redoing my work fire safety training every year.

Those Hero Voters don’t seem to be coming back

recently learned about “dek bass”, a sound system culture in rural West Bengal, using cassette decks and homemade systems, and it’s remarkable because 1) the music and equipment are sick and 2) the DJ always looks like he’s being briefed on a national security issue

Harry Gray’s got his first goal of his loan spell at Rotherham #LUFC

Donald Trump's secretary of homeland security makes some excellent points about Donald Trump's extreme guilt

Oldfinger

“Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out.”

Given the weekend I’ve had it feels very much like a Dominic Calvert-Lewin hat-trick is now incoming. 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

Probably going to get a touch confusing, given there’s an existing MS product called Visio

This is one of the biggest stories in America, comparable in scale to what’s happening in Minnesota. The largest social media platform is transferred to Trump’s allies and immediately forbids you from saying anything bad about him. Absolutely totalitarian in nature. No different than China.

It’s particularly sickening that the BBC chose to include the plea to tell the truth but not the facts from the parents’ statement.

1 million people: this thing happened 1 right wing nutter: no it didn't BBC journalist paid £350k a year: with varying reports, it is impossible to tell what's happened

Here we fucking go again, treating it like the white & gold v blue & black dress & isn't it WEIRD how the secret police street executionioners & their enablers are seeing something completely different to the footage of a street execution that we can all see ourselves. A difference of opinion is all

Worth remembering when looking at the horrific scenes in the US right now that both Reform and the Tories have pledged to bring in ICE-style organisations to the UK if they win power

Viewing from a distance, the thing I struggle with most is the absolute rampant hypocrisy. The insistence to ignore what you know to be true. The assertion that the latest proclamation is the truth and things that were true, just 5 minutes ago, no longer are.

The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect. /1

Our initial analysis is up. The video footage appears to show that the gun was taken away from the man before he was shot. He was UNARMED before any of the shots were fired.

Please tell me this is Paddington in a penguin suit.

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

I don’t think a state that is threatening wars of territorial aggression and has random death squads wandering about its mid-tier cities assassinating civilians should be hosting the World Cup

Been listening to this quite a bit recently, what with current world events youtu.be/WrJhISbIPuQ?...

We are Christopher Isherwood, watching the increasingly violent scenes of government thuggery and murder in the Berlin street below from our apartment window above.

I’m absolutely here for this:

For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.

I know what my cat is now ever vigilant for as she stares out of the window at night - bears.

LOOKS LEGIT

Yeah, not sure I fancy my photo (and presumably other details) being kept on file for 75 years for no good reason.

I'm curious ... Do self-employed plumbers get the benefit of the doubt from HMRC when they submit their tax return late? Do benefit claimants get similar leeway when they miss an appointment at the jobcentre?

as enigmatic and expansive as victoria beckham at a wedding

was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos

What a lovely callback to the Brexit negotiations when our leaders didn’t understand the meaning of Most Favoured Nation either.