Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

Blue there on #strictly

I've found a way for ITV to get around the ending of 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' without too much editing.

Little furry dickhead

Remember him this way

The Embassy staff of Germany, France and the United Kingdom sing Schedryk in the Kyiv underground. Wonderful!

The Starmer government rejects the false choices and cynicism of zero-sum politics. They have discovered negative-sum politics. Make some people permanently mad as hell for no ultimate gain for anyone else.

Are YOU tired of remembering which lies you've told your partner? Struggling to keep up your deception? Well...

After Christmas I’m quitting my job to move into the big leagues as a Blueberry Selection Expert

It’s all about that bass, isn’t it Samuel?

this made me so happy

Half Ma’am Half Brisket

YouTuber journey choices:

When you're running the BBC website in 1533

“I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn”

Everyone in HE is getting a 1.4% pay increase this year though, so that’s another year of pay cuts

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

Infinity generations? Pretty sure some of my ancestor organisms lived on Pangea

They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead

I despair at the persistence of the belief that a better world is just a few more murders away.

Week nearly over

I’m pretty sure the club planned to sell him in January so this might also be a problem for our recruitment

The new iPhone UI is shit.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

I’m still owed the settlement money for the book of mine Open AI plagiarized — the book I wrote while raising two babies

The system works…

Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits

absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.

It’s been said before but the way Trump stands makes him look like the front half of a centaur.

The generation that complained for years about young children getting participation trophies just gave a grown man a soccer peace prize

BBC recap fella losing his mind here

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Don’t think much of the Amazon Black Friday sales. I ordered The Two Ronnies on DVD but instead I got four Kindles

Risking a green tree this year - first time in four years since Pearl basically destroyed our last one. #ProofOfCat

Fuck it - stick Piroe on #lufc

“Get out of my fucking seat.”

we have to go back. to warn them.

Quite surprised that the phrase “news to us” was in use in 1662

Great, now my ear worm for the day is the Birdseye Potato Waffles jingle

Doesn’t it just mean “The Publican”?

Does the government perhaps understand that this is very bad for Britain?

The honest budget speech... "This year we're putting pensioners ahead of growth. We're prioritising reform voters over growth. Incumbent businesses. Tax advisors... And the party opposite can complain, but they did exactly the same thing. In UK politics, this is called change"

oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that

Now I want to know if Christopher Reeve ever heard Superman by Black Lace.

Can’t wait for this to be broadcast to a wide audience on New Year’s Eve. Sir Paul standing silently in front of his equally quiet band making a powerful point. Accompanied by Jools Holland with his boogie-woogie piano.

Oh my